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Frank: I have a plan!

Riff Raff: I have the hospital and your family back home on speed dial

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Columbia: so which one of you is older?

Riff Raff: we're twins it doesn't matter

Magenta: me

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Frank, barging in: Syphilis!

Riff Raff:

Frank:

Riff Raff: pardon?

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Frank: don't preach to me about romance, Janet. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.

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Frank: you know my motto! Carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Brad: seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one?

Riff Raff, sighing: seize the dick

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Everyone on Transsexual: Will you tell us the tale of how Frank N Furter died?

Riff Raff and Magenta:

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Frank, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy!

Riff Raff: I will short out the language center of your brain if you say anything like that ever again

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Just realized that Kristian Lavercombe left and imma bout to start WEEPING. He was my favorite!!!!

I love Riff Raff and his portrayal of him so much guys. He's my lockscreen on my phone.

Kristian Lavercombe, you are ASTOUNDING!!!

Seriously guys he really is the best Riff ever I swear-

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Eddie: I don't remember that.

Doctor Scott: do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door?

Eddie: no

Doctor Scott: okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles?

Eddie: not especially, no

Doctor Scott: it was in between those two things

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*home depot*

Brad: *fell in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section*

Rocky: *shitting in the display toilets*

Columbia and Eddie: *racing two of those flatbed carts down the isles*

Frank: *stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes*

Janet: *staring at the pretty lights and ceiling fans*

Riff Raff: *just wanted some goddamn lightbulbs and everyone ruined it*

Magenta: *in the car sleeping*

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Frank: there! How do I look?

Riff Raff: like a cheap French harlot

Frank: cheap?

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Columbia: Riff Raff? What do you think Frank will do to us if we don't pull this off?

Riff Raff: I think he will be quietly disappointed in us, but ultimately proud of us for doing our best

Columbia: really?

Riff Raff: no. We're definitely goners

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Frank: two truths and a lie! I'll start!

Frank: I've killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I piss

Brad, visibly nervous: I don't- I don't like this game

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Frank: it's over. We won.

*behind Frank the monster slowly stands back up*

Riff Raff:

Magenta:

Magenta: *starts to point*

Frank: No. We won. I'm not turning around and looking at it. We won.

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Doctor Scott: I'm going to need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Riff Raff: only if you don't ask why

Riff Raff: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick

Doctor Scott:

Riff Raff:

Doctor Scott: this one is fine

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Frank: you three. Explain. Now.

Riff Raff: it was Columbia

Magenta: it was Columbia

Columbia: it was Columbia

Columbia: SHIT-

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Frank: bet you can't make a sentence without the letter A!

Riff Raff: you thought you just did something there, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Frank: fuck you