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Alucard

#castlevania #alucard #adrian tepes fan art #i love this wow

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some castlevania stuff :D

edit: fixed hec’s skin!

#alucard #trevor belmont #sypha belnades #hector #isaac #dracula and lisa #castlevania

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so castlevania is one of those shows where you swear someone has added fake captions to a screenshot but it´s actually real.

#castlevania

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Ok listen

So far I haven’t heard any of the other vampires hiss, just Alucard

What if hes just like that

Dracula: Alucard eat your vegetables

Alucard like 12 years old: HHHKSKSSSSSSSSSS

Dracula: ????? EXCUSE ME

#castlevania #alucard tepes #i am SCREAMING

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“is this where we kiss like benedictine monks from different monasteries?”

“i don’t think i’ve heard you tell a joke before.”

“you still haven’t.”

#castlevania #isaac castlevania #hector castlevania #hector #isaac #my beautiful boys

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this is how trevor and sypha’s relationship SHOULD be

#castlevania #trevor x sypha

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am i doing this right

#castlevania #trevor belmont

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I’m gonna post some things that my roommate has been saying as we watch this

I can’t get over how perfect his DNA is (abt adrian)

I DONT KNOW WHO I SHIP

Hector is one beautiful bastard

Bitch (abt carmilla)

I sexually identify as Hectors neck

Why is everyone so perfect in this show?

Why am I crying? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?

Is there hentai in this?

I’m kinda upset that there’s not now

Jk that’s kinda gross

I want her NAILS THEYRE SO PERFECT

*in show carmilla: just answer this one question* my roommate: DO YOU KNOW THW MUFFIN MAN?

Her eyebrows are whack

Did you see the heels Dracula had on? Do you think they’re Louis Vuitton’s? THESE IS RED BOTTOMS, with blood. All designer.

Did he just pour DRACULA a CUP OF WATER?? DOES HE NOT KNOW?

IOM A WOT?

No rules just right

GROSS

Tonight we yeet

*sees Dracula’s mirror* is that an iPad Pro?

HE CAN GO THRU IT? This is an iPad PRO pro

If u ain’t 7 meters tall don’t even TALK to me (upon realizing how tall Dracula is)

YASSS VIKING VAMPIRE. He’s a vikampire. Or a… vampking

Damn, those humans didn’t do shit to them

Oh trevor you misunderstood soul

I’m not gonna cry *through tears* there’s enough room for two

WHY AM I CRYING (seeing Sypha asleep on Trevor’s shoulder) DO YOU SEE THESE TEARS? That was so cute

…I’m so lonely man

I bet Godbrand Could party, like he has the plug for every kind of drug

*sees godbrand die* ope never mind

GODBRAND IS FUCKING DEAD I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE HIM

This is just like that Hoarders episode

Here’s the thing… he fucking dead

Isaac you son of a bitch

Girl do I have the church for you

Hahahaha BURN

Trevy u need some ointment for that sick burn u didn’t hear?

You will stop attacking his insecurities this instant Adrian

Fellas, is it gay to be, what’s his name again? Hector? Yes.

Who gave him the right to be serving these LEWKS

*isaac: is this where we kiss* God I hope so

I just want SOMEONE TO KISS SOMEONE IDC WHO

Rip Godbrand

DISGOSTANG

You think that Dracula, being who he is, would have the connections to being his wife back *shrugs* just sayin

THE NARUTO RUN

Man that was gross tho

Dude that whole kingdom probably smells like pennies

This would have never happened if sexism didn’t exist

I hate everyone

Why are they both so beautiful

#castlevania #personal

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My roommate upon seeing this creature: HE GOT HOLES FOR CHEEKS. MELTED MOZARELLA LOOKING ASS. FIX YO MOUTH YOU STRETCHY LOOKIN MUFUCKER

#castlevania #personal #shes finally watching it with me

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Fluffy boi 🐾

#castlevania #trevor belmont #sypha belnades #alucard

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“Such a merry band WE are. 🙄”

Some Castlevastle things I’ve drawn lately, season 2 was so fun 😅

#castlevania #castlevania netflix #trevor belmont #alucard #sypha belnades #this is so cute omg

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BUT DOES RUNNING WATER KILL THEM OR NOT??!

#castlevania #long post #behold Dracula's war council

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#castlevania #netflix #trevor belmont #dracula #sypha #Aaksksksmsmama #askskakskkskask #im cryng

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DEAR GOD

Just out of curiosity, did anyone else think of this before they got their heart crushed?

#castlevania #adrian tepes #dracula #season 2 #castlevania season 2 #Castlevania

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war council: Dracula what do you think we should we do?

Dracula, staring somberly out the window to complete the depressed widower aesthetic:

#castlevania #dracula #im screaming

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#castlevania #dracula #adrian #lisa #IM CRYING #????? #i love them all

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Alucard when he went to go defeat Dracula with his homies:

#castlevania #castlevania alucard #alucard #alucard castlevania