there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever
there's something kinda funny to me about certain ways scar tends to be drawn because it's like. okay imagine hypothetically you took a distillation of fanon scar designs and showed it to someone who's never even heard of a minecraft, and asked them what they think this guy might be like. we're ignoring context here, pretend we're showing them a ref sheet. and it's like, alright, here's a rugged looking buff guy. nice abs. lots of scars. he's got a smug grin on his face. very shirtless. he looks like the love interest in a bodice ripper. i bet he's got some dark angsty secret he keeps buried underneath that suave facade. but not buried too deeply, just enough to intrigue.
and then you go watch third life and he is like a cat whose owner keeps desperately trying to make him stop eating plastic.
Impulse: --was wondering, no, the hermits were not kissing each other. There was no neck kisses from Jimmy, or Joel--
Pearl: (no neck kisses--)
Gem: I don't know, you and Skizz seemed really close--
Impulse: --well, Joel didn't make it--
Pearl: oh. Oh. Gem's seen some things--
Impulse: Uh, there is a really, really cool picture--I said cool, cause I almost said cute--of me and Skizz looking at the eclipse--
Gem: oh, please post that!
Impulse: --next to each other--have you seen that one? Do you think that one's okay?
Gem: Please post it, yeah yeah yeah--
Pearl: you post it.
Impulse: Okay, yeah, that was a good one--
Gem: You should post it.
Impulse: It was uh, him and me, side by side, just staring up at the sun, it was--it was actually pretty cool
Gem: It looks like an album cover.
Impulse: Yeah. It could be, it could be. Ah, such a good time, such a good time.