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firstjadeoflan · 22 hours
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i am giving you very cute puppy dog eyes will you share?
Jingyi- whatever.
Pelipper mail: a fruitcake sampler. The cake itself is in a sort of wheel shape, precut into a dozen slices, with two of each flavor— pecha, mago, sitrus, oran, pinap, and bluk. The lid of the box clearly indicates which flavor is which.
@gotta-pet-em-all
would like to inform yall that Zelda's eyes just instantly went super wide and shiny.
Just eat slowly so you don't get a stomachache!
I have no intent on hoarding all of it because my appetite is not nearly as voracious as Link's.
am i being called out
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firstjadeoflan · 2 days
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Pelipper Mail! Glitter bomb.
Why. Just why.
This is... fine. We can get it off.
lol. lmao, even
Do not try me I will go over there and cover you in glitter.
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firstjadeoflan · 3 days
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“Sorry ‘bout that!” Jingyi says to Link, and Rotom decides to focus on these two now. “So— you mentioned a duel, yeah? I’m in! We should decide the rules! You can start.”
Link blinks. “Uh— sure. I was kind of just— casually mentioning it, you know— but uh—” He holds up his hands when Jingyi gives him and the Master Sword the most heartmelting puppy-dog eyes. “Okay! I should brush up on my skills, anyway…. How about— code word or signal to stop when one side’s had enough? Also limited magic weirdness and no ranged stuff. Just a mostly traditional swordfight.”
“Sooo that means no flying swords, right? Might be outmatched here,” Jingyi laughs. “I’m just a standard Lan disciple, and you’re the… champion swordsman of Hyrule?”
Link waves him down. “Was. ‘S alright— don’t let that daunt you.” 
“I’ll just give it my best shot, then!” 
Wen Qing cuts them off with a shout, however. “Hey, little Lan!” 
“LITTLE LAN—?” 
“Could you please do that a bit later? Some of us are trying to have a conversation here. In any case, it’s already evening— wouldn’t you rather wait until morning?”
Link nods, and Jingyi huffs in disappointment.
[A video is attached, showing Zelda’s group and Jingyi’s group relaxing in an open place by the route beside Eterna City and chatting lightly. Naboris lets Meihua play with her legs as she loafs beside the trainers, while all the other Pokemon sniff at each other curiously in an attempt to get to know each other.
“There’s all sorts of things I want to discuss with you three!” Zelda says enthusiastically to Meng Yao. “I can’t even begin to wrap my head around the way that magic from your world works, and just what everything is like there—?”
Before Zelda launches into a fully-fledged ramble, Meng Yao interrupts, smiling awkwardly, “I’m sorry, I’m probably not the best person to ask.… My cultivation is extremely poor.”
Jingyi, who had been talking with Link, hears and cuts in, “Oh come on, don’t put yourself down like that. Maybe you weren’t amazing at any one thing, but you know techniques from almost every major clan!” 
They don’t have any reply to that, so they turn back to Zelda again.
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firstjadeoflan · 7 days
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... I am so sorry about my children.
- Kuo Hoi
don't be, they're lovely!! a bit confusing, yes, but that doesn't mean we can't get along :D
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firstjadeoflan · 7 days
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So I may or may not have stolen Xuanyu's phone temporarily anYWAY
I used to be an ROB! That's, uh, short for Random Omnipotent Being. I wasn't very good at it (thought too much like a human which is less than ideal when you're. I guess your word for it is a Heavenly Official?), so I got demoted to eternal ten year old.
Xiao-Meng I swear to Xianle -
Oops he found me bYE
- Kuo Meng
i regret nothing, thank you for telling me
...I give up.
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firstjadeoflan · 7 days
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gimme the phone they asked- Hi! I'm Clay. Or Dreamlet. (Or Xiao-Meng, apparently, now.) I'm Xuanyu's brother! Not a cultivator or a civilian but a secret third thing.
And I think you might want to keep secret what you are, these people are confused enough already. Anyway - yes. This is my older brother. (On a technicality. Moving on.)
Actually I kind of like Xiao-Meng. What was the alias meema used for your world again, Kuo Hoi? So I guess I'm Kuo Meng! Nice to meetcha!
At this point, I should probably mention I have quite a lot of siblings. There's also Lyf (he/they, I suspect he'll use purple if they show up), Ritchie (definitely uses pink and any pronouns. Or red, if Mom takes pink) and Elfilin. (... He probably won't show up. He's shy.) A'Niang (Kuo Hoi, or Meema, as most of us call them) uses plain text, and Mom (Annie) will probably use pink if she shows up.
Man our corner of the family has gotten big.
- The Kuos
no no now i want to know what the secret third thing is!
I feel like you will regret that.
but at least my curiosity will be sated!
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firstjadeoflan · 7 days
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"Exceedingly confusing multiverse" - I would say stones and glass houses, but my family is rather a touch more bizarre still, isn't it...
I mean, cultivators in Sinnoh is still pretty weird.
Are you going to keep commenting, Xiao-Meng?
Can you call me by my actual name.
What, Dreamlet?
You know full well that's not what I meant - have you still not figured out how to turn off text to speech?
Ah, dra
i mean we've only been in our world and this one. you guys have got time fuckery going on!
I'm sorry, will someone explain?
There isn't much to explain... but I'll try my best?
wait wait, who's green text?
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firstjadeoflan · 7 days
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... Pardon. I meant to congratulate you on the Badges, before my brother interrupted.
So. Congratulations!
- Kuo Xuanyu
thank you!! Sparky is a Very Good Boy :D
Zewu-jun isn't here now, but i'm sure he'd also be glad to hear from you!
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firstjadeoflan · 7 days
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Well, this has been fascinating to watch unfold.
You looking at the weird app again, Xuanyu?
I am, yes. As you would put it, 'Suddenly Zelda.'
Wait huh??? I thought they were from one of your timelines?
They are.
Ah, it's still going. How do I delet
Oh hello! It's you again.
the one with the exceedingly confusing multiverse that you told me not to worry about?
...What.
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firstjadeoflan · 8 days
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His antics included telling children they were radishes, and planting them. Also just breaking rules for fun.
I suspect the reason meditation works for me is because I utilized some specific cultivation techniques.
please send help
Link has been breaking pots for the past. i don't even know. i've lost track. my mind is simply the sound of pots breaking
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firstjadeoflan · 8 days
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I spent several months with Wei Wuxian. I've seen and heard worse.
Honestly, I just started meditating around an hour ago, so I've blocked out most of it. I'm not sure why Lan Jingyi didn't do the same.
i. i didn't even think of that. oops
please send help
Link has been breaking pots for the past. i don't even know. i've lost track. my mind is simply the sound of pots breaking
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firstjadeoflan · 8 days
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please send help
Link has been breaking pots for the past. i don't even know. i've lost track. my mind is simply the sound of pots breaking
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firstjadeoflan · 8 days
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✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨
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firstjadeoflan · 8 days
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Intro Post
Whew. Well, this might as well happen. Aventurine of the Ten Stonehearts at your service! Not that that means much here, because apparently I'm from another world.
Half convinced this is just a hallucination from getting too close to IX...
Anyways, hoping to learn more about this world, and I suppose I'll just explore. Didn't really have any plans before coming here.
Pokémon:
none yet lmao
heya it's the mun from @firstjadeoflan
i caved. i made an aventurine blog.
aventurine is my chew toy and i love him sm so yup he's gonna get a ✨healing journey✨
this is after he walks into the void or whatever the fuck he does at the end of 2.1, i'm honestly slightly confused, but i'm throwing him at pokemon white. i've never actually played myself, so no spoilers please!
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firstjadeoflan · 9 days
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It's a weird but wonderful multiverse we all live in.
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firstjadeoflan · 9 days
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🥊 would fight Arceus?
What/who is Arceus?
god, basically
Oh. Shuoyue. I haven't been here long, but I already know that.
Shuoyue is usually calm, and he is very responsible, but if any of his friends were in danger he would absolutely fight a god.
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firstjadeoflan · 9 days
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🏃‍♂️ has the best zoomies?
Meihua. She is surprisingly fast for a baby, and she looks very cute while she does it as well.
you're biased
I'm also correct, though. She's adorable, and as of yet has not stolen anyone's cookies.
...fair enough
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