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Ok I want to say something controversial

But you are responsible for your own safe spaces. You can block tags, block words, block people.

“But i thought fandom was supposed to be a safe space” —yeah you have to curate it.

Unfortunately one persons’s safe space may be another persons’ trigger. That’s ok. Simply block them, block the tag, block the word etc. They can do the same for you.

Maybe I’m just out of touch, but I’ve been around since the days of “don’t like, don’t read” and that’s a good philosophy. If it squicks you, scroll past. If it causes you anxiety or upset, block! Plenty of people are responsive if you ask them to tag an upsetting trigger. And if they’re dicks about it, block em.

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is it or is it not surgeons consuming the appendix during surgery like they're appendix vampires and it's their only form of food??

“Why did God create the appendix? So that surgeons don’t go hungry.”

— A surgeon

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

#this post is genuinely insane #jester's favorites

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Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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my son. she's a hexgeon

my son. the huose

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my son. the huose

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being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

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5 meu amado

#oh my god 9 #its 9 #oh my god #oh my godddd 9 #oh my goood #9 #9!!! #fucking love 9 #lets go 9 #lets gooo 9 #lets go go go 9 #yay 9 yipee #9 9 9 #me when 9 #YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY #9. #9! #ob #!.) #9?!!? #shane acker's 9

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still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"

#was having a moment where i went 'oh yeah haha the cops seeing a sign that says crime thats funny' and then scrolled #and whne the post just left my screen i frantically scrolled back fully realizing what the post said

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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

#i chose 5 but i'm fucking dead bc they took #part of my spine and skull

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#this is really funny but also made me a little sad #it was early dsmp times here #before the flaming hto dog

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let's play a game it's called how long can i pretend i don't have basic needs and human emotions

#anyway

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my brain and ears don't link up correctly :D

Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

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"stop being cringe" my entire existence is cringe and i cannot stop something that is in my bloodstream and bones and muscles and skin and every inch of my brain

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THERE'S NO WAY THIS ACTUALLY JUST SHOWED UP ON MY DASH RN????

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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when i'm on the internet i always assume that everyone is the same age as me. and then they outright say they're the same age as me and i go WHAT?? HUH??? THATS POSSIBLE????

#my brain is so good at thinking