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I don’t know who needs to hear this but get that shower chair. If you can afford it, get it. You are “disabled enough”. It will help. Get the shower chair.

#and even if ur not disabled #being sore as fuck from a long shift #is enough of a reason #your body hurts?? chair. chair will help #normalize the shower chair #u wont regret it

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

#i can do math and spell and drive and cook #four out of seven aint bad i guess?

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I am the storm that was approaching. I’m going away now. I’m shy.

#nsfw #I am SO glad I was not enjoying a beverage bc I’d be DEAD

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#definitely enjoy gay relationships more #probably because i AM gay #but there are some straight relationships i really like too

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#scrambled eggs with cheese and hashbrown patties #no bacon or sausage bc i dont like pork products #and if i don't have hashbrowns available i have toast

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the bedside lamp in my room is touch activated and it just?? turned on by itself?????

#hello #am i being haunted

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Nick.com fan forums 😅

#Danny phantom specifically

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hoodie pocket that has your lighter in it but not when youre looking for it. only when you bend at the right angle for it to slide out and clatter across the floor

#relatable

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as a kid i thought i would graduate from kid problems like cleaning my room to adult problems like jobs and taxes. but instead i have a job and taxes and still have to clean my room. cleaning my room is a lifetime problem. i will never stop having to put my markers away before bedtime. this is a rude way for aging to work.

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The things my mother puts up with

#for context: I have not had working plumbing for 12 weeks #it has been an actual nightmare but today the nightmare is over #and it only cost $9000 #(distant sobbing)

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did yall know the i’m in me mums car vine guy is trans

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I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

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Every time my life gets stressful or I start feeling overwhelmed I just think to myself “Do I have it as hard as Frodo Baggins?” And that usually helps

#it’s bad but it ain’t THAT bad #Frodo baggins #lotr

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Hopping on the trend with things that apply to me

#i have multiple half siblings #And I was in an article of Twins magazine in like ‘92 or ‘93