Carla, texting Monty: Are you home yet I’m gonna walk to your house and throw rocks at you.
Carla: Not at your window.
Carla: Just at you.
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Ms Applegate: Ah, I see. You have nothing at all in your head. I shouldn’t be surprised.
Nugget: That isn’t what Nugget said!
Ms Applegate: It’s certainly what you let on.
Nugget: Darn.
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Ozzy: We’re screwed.
Ted: Hey, no. I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you more upbeat!
Ozzy: We’re screwed!
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Dr Danner: I never drink more than 17 cups of coffee during any given class.
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Penny: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [Translation: I’M SORRY]
Monty: What's that?
Penny: Remorse code.
Monty: I'm even angrier now.
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Buggs: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Dr Danner: Wasn't Jerome with you?
Jerome: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Billy: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday.
Nugget: Wednesay.
Billy: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.
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Ozzy: Here's some advice.
Kidd: I didn't ask for any.
Ozzy: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.
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shoutout to the people working for hours on content that only gets ten notes. i’m kissing you tenderly on the forehead as we speak
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Monty: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Carla: Okay.
Monty: And kiss during the scary parts.
Carla: Th-
Carla: The scary parts.
Carla: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Felix: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Ted: Twelve, actually.
Felix: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Ted: Yours!
Felix: That's right: no one's.
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Cindy, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Buggs, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Kidd: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Cindy: Playing systemic oppression.
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Felix: [Stubs his toe] FUCK!
Ted: Mind your language!
Felix: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”?
Ted:
Felix: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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The only kg related thing I was able to think of today
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what was your almost name? mine was sofia
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Buggs: Fine. If I can’t have my knife, Jerome can’t have his dad.
Jerome: ...
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Cindy: If I were not a holy woman, I would beat you senseless.
Jerome: But... You're not.
Cindy: ... [Arming a punch]
Jerome: [Screaming]
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