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saw this while exhaling my vape and started choking on it

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dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

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secret hug techniques to be used only in dire emergencies

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Biblically accurate Falin

#scream

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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

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I <3 The Fool sooo much. GNC androgynous character who uses it to his advantage to present as a man and a woman. Not sensitive about people asking. In fact Delighted to have the chance to say Wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy. People in the same room like “the fool is clearly a man” and “the fool is clearly a woman” and The Fool in the middle charging up to cast say the stupidest most incomprehensible thing in the world

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You couldn’t watersport that out of me