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Me when Texas, Florida, Georgia or Ohio.

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I’m going to leave this right here

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the amount of saw memes i have made and then forgotten about until i go trawling through my files six months later is astounding. anyway here’s a story in three parts. goodnight.

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this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny

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I just don't get it man. Why do people gotta stick their nose into the private lives of people they normally wouldn't give a shit about. Why can't they just be left alone. Genuinely who does it effect if a person decides who they want to be.

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Putting powdered sugar on the post below

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something ive noticed about Nyarlathotep is that he seems to be the most

childish? like, not in a literal sense, but if we're comparing the great old ones as humans to ants, and outer gods as humans to bacteria, then Nyarlathotep is the kid who'd sit outside watching an anthill, walling off ants with his hand

he's not entirely dismissive of humans, or entirely parasitic with them, or will just realize that they're there in the first place

he's fascinated by them, and willing to play along with any moniker of "god" or "pharaoh" or "demon" that they give him, and when he gets bored of them, he just leaves

wonder what his deal is

#man #would #the knowledge #that the incomprehensably powerful god-creature #that can shape the world around you with its bare hands #is simply a child playing in the cosmic sandpit #be considered #eldritch horror?

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Deer is the headlight?!?!

my mom got me this little thing and im obsessed with him.... little creature..

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What do you mean you hatched an egg you bought at the SUPER MARKET

Ohohoho

So there’s this company in the UK, right. They brand themselves on producing fancy free range eggs and as part of that they have breed information written on the carton.

I did some snooping and found that every miracle news story of a supermarket egg hatching in the UK traced back to duck eggs, specifically the Braddock White duck eggs produced by this one company for the supermarket Waitrose.

And one day my mum brings them home and says “I bought these to eat but aren’t they the ones that hatch?”

And it’s spring and I’m hatching a ton this year so in they went.

On candling we had three fertile eggs! That’s a fertility of 50% - the same as shipped eggs from a breeder!

Hatch day comes and we get 2 ducklings, Curie and Becquerel. Sadly, Curie contracts duck septicaemia from an infected navel and doesn’t make it, but Becquerel is a healthy bird and growing like a weed.

I had put 4 breeder eggs in a week after them in case just one hatched, so Becque now has two Khaki Campbell cross friends called Tsuki and Hoshi so she isn’t lonely.

And as of today’s 7am Quacking - Becque is a female! Which means she’s capable of laying eggs and therefore I have pirated a duck.

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A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

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This is why uncharted has an achievement named narrative dissonance.

worst thing a video game can do is give me a bad reason to kill guys. either give me a very good reason or just say 'there's no good reason, you're playing as a sicko'. don't be like, 'uhhh they are Raiders so you can kill them en masse with unlimited brutality but during our sidequests we will inexplicably provide incongruous moral choices about whether or not it's okay to kill Namedcharacter van der Warcrime'

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reblog to give the person you rb’d this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

#hot chocy for the lesbians #a noble cause

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