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HOT DAGA SENTENCE STARTERS

it's actually criminal that nobody has done this before. feel free to change as needed!

❝ If you don't like it, you can kiss my buns. ❞

❝ Oh, he looks all pissed off 'cause his hat's still gone. ❞

❝ Good, I'm glad he's pissed. ❞

❝ I hope he crashes into that wall. ❞

❝ Oh shit, he crashed! ❞

❝ Wow! They look like a happy couple. ❞

❝ She's not happy with his driving, I'll tell you that. ❞

❝ Oh, he's on fire, he looks like he's hurting. ❞

❝ What a horrible occurrence that just happened! ❞

❝ What the fuck? ❞

❝ He's gonna come back like Michael Myers. ❞

❝ I can't really tell what it is, but it went by real quick. ❞

❝ Why did you run from me? ❞

❝ I...I didn't know how to tell you, but...we have a son now. ❞

❝ Wait -- I'm so confused... ❞

❝ Hello, [name]. I'm your father, [name]. ❞

❝ Why did you try to shoot me and leave me for dead? ❞

❝ That wasn't me. ❞

❝ It's me, [name], your evil twin sister. ❞

❝ I won't have you two together. You know I love [name]. ❞

❝ Now it's time to die. Mount your crab. ❞

❝ [Name], step aside! ❞

❝ Do you remember where we were? ❞

❝ Who are you? ❞

❝ Nice to meet you. I love you. ❞

❝ Promise you'll never shoot me, [name]. ❞

❝ Let's cover ourselves in mustard and get craaazy! ❞

❝ I hope you never get eaten on the Fourth of July like my parents. ❞

❝ Your words are making me happy, so I am smiling. ❞

❝ Always love each other, no matter where your paths take you. ❞

❝ We are siblings, but also best friends. ❞

❝ Why would we ever fight? ❞

❝ I have seen it in my special dreams. ❞

❝ Let's go eat the rest of Amelia Earheart for dinner. ❞

❝ My funding...my precious funding... ❞

❝ It's all over now. I suppose I'll let myself rot. ❞

❝ I'm in urgent need of your services. ❞

❝ What a shame...I was so close. ❞

❝ That's a good hashtag. ❞

❝ Like my dear old dad used to say, there's no free condiments in life. ❞

❝ Most condiments are free, actually. ❞

❝ How dare you! ❞

❝ Please, respect my father. May he rest in peace. ❞

❝ This talk of your father seems very shoehorned into this conversation. ❞

❝ I'm your son! From the future! ❞

❝ Hoooly shiiit. ❞

❝ Why did you do it, [name]? Why'd you do any of this? ❞

❝ Because, [name], I'm straight-up evil. ❞

❝ That's bad for the fabric of reality and space-time, I think. ❞

❝ Okay, it's technically not murder or anything. ❞

❝ This is what you get. This is the law of the wild. ❞

❝ I can't bear to watch this inevitable carnage. ❞

❝ I just want a picture of this moment. ❞

❝ I need your help to avenge my death. ❞

❝ We're a family again! A real family! ❞

❝ That's a terrible name. ❞

❝ I'm pretty sure this is a trap... ❞

❝ A crow ate one of my eyes at the bank last Labor Day, by the way. That's why I have an eyepatch now. ❞

❝ Did it ever occur to you, [name], that I loved you and your mustache? Well, I don't anymore, and I see you've shaved your mustache, you idiot. ❞

❝ The day we broke up was the best day of my life. ❞

❝ I saw him do a magic trick once where he sat on his own lap. ❞

❝ I'm suddenly afraid my wife will leave me for him, but he's a nice guy, so that's okay. ❞

❝ Wait a minute, you weren't invited! ❞

❝ It's me, [name], and I'd like to welcome you to Hell. Time to die! ❞

❝ I am displeased! But that does sound narratively rich. ❞

❝ Will you press pause on your shit for five minutes? ❞

❝ I now have to imagine a thing I don't want to imagine, under any circumstance? ❞

❝ Are you proud of yourself? ❞

❝ But I cannot attempt to process that at the moment, for the fear of the emotional toll it would take on me. ❞

❝ How'd we survive? ❞

❝ Ooh, what a plot! ❞

❝ We could go back in time to stop it all. ❞

❝ No need to explain that, we'll remember it always. ❞

❝ Thank you for your service. ❞

❝ Enough talky-time, more spacey-time, idiots. ❞

❝ We threw them into a volcano. They're gone. ❞

❝ I don't negotiate with assholes. ❞

❝ I can't believe it -- I'm alive! ❞

❝ Oh, no, no, hey, c'mon. Nothin' to worry about here. ❞

❝ That doesn't make any sense. ❞

❝ My parents were very juicy and I am, too. ❞

❝ You...don't seem trustworthy. ❞

❝ Oh, I'm plenty trustworthy. ❞

❝ So what's your deal again? ❞

❝ Hm. Makes sense if you actually track the story, probably. ❞

❝ I wonder if Earth's tasty. ❞

❝ I'm not one for decision-making. ❞

❝ I'm both the mayor and the sheriff. ❞

❝ Don't worry, you will soon go to jail. ❞

❝ I want to get perfectly sane, haha. ❞

❝ You're getting more and more sane by the day! ❞

❝ Everyone's dying and the world is basically over. ❞

❝ Sometimes your life don't go exactly as you planned. ❞

❝ The fact that I doubted myself for even a split second is some military-grade bullshit. ❞

❝ It's me, [name], and I'm pissed. ❞

❝ I can't die, I'm beloved! ❞

❝ Question: what the hell's going on? ❞

❝ If you do anything dumb, I will kill you with my hat. ❞

❝ You didn't need to do that, by the way. That's cruel. You understand that? ❞

❝ I didn't ask to exist. In fact, I was very content not being. ❞

❝ Look, I'm sorry about doing you dirty. ❞

❝ We've got some things to discuss, you and me. ❞

❝ Ohhh, okay. We're both dead, then. This is for sure a place where we're both dead. ❞

❝ My last memory was me putting a goldfish in my mouth to make my children laugh. Then I choked to death. ❞

❝ Play shitty games, win shitty prizes, [name]. ❞

❝ I was so consumed with hate and anger that I lost sight of who I was. ❞

❝ Are you just, like, checked out of this conversation now? ❞

❝ I'm just a guy in a void. ❞

❝ I got murked and it chilled me out. ❞

❝ That's my catchphrase, now that I'm fun. ❞

❝ Tell you what, I hate this planet. ❞

❝ There's a small part of my funky, no-good heart that's like, "hell yeah." ❞

❝ Hey, you want some money? It's got my face on it. ❞

❝ The one thing I've always said is, "you can definitely trust someone who repeatedly insists that you can trust them," you idiot. ❞

❝ I'm the queen of deception and straight-up dirty tricks. ❞

❝ Game recognize game, however inferior. ❞

❝ I've just had a tremendously confusing dream. ❞

❝ I'm not in the habit of taking drinks from strangers. ❞

❝ But I'm beloved... ❞

❝ I. Don't. Caaare. ❞

❝ It's almost Friday, the day for kissing! ❞

❝ If you value your life, you might consider staying out of mine. ❞

❝ Is there any way we can put this all behind us? ❞

❝ Are you fucking kidding me? You shouldn't have asked that question. ❞

❝ Oh, thank God. I was about to flip my shit. ❞

❝ Full disclosure, no offense: you seem nuts. ❞

❝ My mind is so clever, some describe me as a God. ❞

❝ My name is [name], and I'm here to say: you'll soon straight-up die today. ❞

❝ I'm perfectly sane, so now it's time to play my funny little game. ❞

❝ Where'd you go to college? Detective school? ❞

❝ I'm gonna save your life for my own benefit. ❞

❝ I have no beef with you. You're clearly dealing with some stuff. ❞

❝ Don't worry, I will murder you. ❞

❝ I feel like you're not being receptive to literally any of my shit. ❞

❝ I was hypnotized for many, many years and frankly, I'm not too happy about it. ❞

❝ Well, you can't blame me for that. I'm dead. ❞

❝ I think you could maybe choose not to be complicit in the destruction of the universe. ❞

❝ Jesus Christ, take a breath. ❞

❝ If you don't stop this instant, I'm gonna hug you. ❞

❝ I feel like a happy sunshine person who always wins. ❞

❝ I feel as critically-acclaimed as I always do! ❞

❝ You should know by now, nothing exciting ever happens around here. ❞

❝ Hey, you ever think about what happens after we die? ❞

❝ Sorry for my dad being a dick all the time...and for following his orders without question. ❞

❝ I hate you and I'm glad you look all fucked-up! ❞

❝ Namaste or whatever. ❞

❝ I just wanna chill 'til I'm dead. ❞

❝ Whoa, okay. I think I'm gonna die. ❞

❝ Those were the bad guys! Why were you, like, chilling with them? ❞

❝ Man, you really pooped the bed on this one. ❞

❝ Okay, your tone is appropriate and I apologize. ❞

❝ I will miss you, [name], the biggest baller of them all. ❞

❝ I'd actually be double-dead, which is the worst kind of dead. ❞

❝ What can one do in the face of such monumental loss but breathe a weary sigh, for the world is a little quieter now. ❞

❝ Sometimes your death don't go exactly how you planned. ❞

❝ I tried the best I can, but I ain't got the stuff. ❞

❝ Frankly, life's been pretty dope. ❞

❝ I know life's been crazy, but believe me, you'll be fine without me here. ❞

❝ There's really no need to cry. ❞

❝ I know things seem kind of shitty and that the odds aren't looking pretty, but what's the point of quitting now? ❞

❝ I won't be here to see it, but you bet your ass that I believe that you'll still save the day somehow. ❞

❝ If I had a fuckin' bucket, then I got a hunch I'd kick it. ❞

❝ Sorry for the cursing, but I'm feeling worse and worse. ❞

❝ I don't wanna die, but I'm probably gonna die. ❞

❝ I'm dying now, just so we're clear. ❞

❝ Holy shit, this is it, I'm gonna die. ❞

❝ I'll see you later, pals, I'm outta here. ❞

#buzzfeed unsolved hot daga #hot daga #hot daga rp #hot daga starters #sentence starters #rp prompts #rp memes

[fazfacts]

THINGS I HAVE SAID WHILE PLAYING HW2

a compilation of quotes from myself & my friends have said as i played fnaf hw2 for the first time. also some motions + gestures i keep doing in-game. feel free to change as needed!

QUOTES:

❝ I finally feel like I have a dad... ❞

❝ I am TRYING to hit a baby. ❞

❝ Y'all are like real customers. You're never fucking satisfied. ❞

❝ I swear to God I got [their] order right! ❞

❝ I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED YOUR MAKE-UP. ❞

❝ What do you WANT from me?? ❞

❝ OH GOD, I'M SO SORRY. ❞

❝ I thought their name was pronounced "[___]" until somebody called them "[___]." I'm still confused. ❞

❝ You go, queen. Get that pizza!!! ❞

❝ DON'T HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM, THAT MAKES ME SAD! ❞

❝ Look at this! This is so pretty! ❞

❝ I can see the lobby from here! ❞

❝ I SEE YOU, BITCH. ❞

❝ [THEIR] EYES ARE GORGEOUS... ❞

❝ I'M IN LOVE. ❞

❝ Do you want a widdle kissy for your boo-boos? ❞

❝ OH GOD, STOP SCREAMING. ❞

❝ SHHHHHH. Shhhhhhh. ❞

❝ Do you know how hard it is to focus for that long? ❞

❝ Are you proud of me, [father]? ❞

❝ What am I gonna do? My [dad] still doesn't believe in me! ❞

❝ YAAAAY! ❞

❝ WAS THAT A TRANSFORMERS REFERENCE? IN GOD'S YEAR OF 2023? ❞

❝ OH MY GOD, IT'S VOLTRON. ❞

❝ Ew. ❞

❝ Why is there MOLD on everything??? ❞

❝ I, like science, am a liar sometimes. ❞

❝ Why'd you do that? ❞

❝ I wanted to hear [them] gaslight gatekeep girlboss me... ❞

❝ Don't do that!!! ❞

❝ Oh God, WHY are they doing that??? ❞

❝ STOP STANDING SO CLOSE TO ME. ❞

❝ I wish I could give you a thumbs-up. ❞

❝ My [dad] is disappointed in me...just like in real life. ❞

❝ Can I high-five you? ❞

❝ My chakra is clouded and unfocused...yeah, that tracks.❞

❝ I like that those aren't even tarot cards. ❞

❝ OH MY GOD! THAT'S MY GORL! ❞

❝ I don't know what reality is anymore... ❞

❝ Look! I found lore! ❞

❝ This takes, like, two seconds. ❞

❝ Wanna see a secret? ❞

❝ Haha, don't say that ever again. ❞

❝ It's gettin' hot in here, so take off both your arms... ❞

❝ GO AWAY, I'M FIXING SHIT. ❞

❝ I hate [___]...but I love the way they move. ❞

❝ I'm so sorry, [___]. I have the memory of a goldfish. ❞

❝ YEEHAW! ❞

❝ I'M WORKIN' HERE. ❞

❝ I know you can't tell, but I'm fingergunning you. ❞

❝ Please don't "Bite of '87" me this time. ❞

❝ I feel like I'm playing a worse version of Wii Sports. ❞

❝ CRUSH THEM CRUSH THEM CRUSH THEM! ❞

❝ I swear I'm better at [___] in real life. ❞

❝ Oh yeah! I have TWO hands! ❞

❝ If only I could use my left hand... ❞

❝ I think my blind, aimless shooting just saved my life. ❞

❝ I suddenly feel like I have reflexes. ❞

❝ Is lime sour?? ❞

(singing) ❝ My parents don't love me... ❞

❝ No, THAT song goes like "ba bum bum-bum da-nah." ❞

❝ Oh. I guess they are the same song. ❞

❝ You eat GARBAGE. You have no right to be this picky. ❞

❝ They don't like my art... ❞

❝ NOOOO! WHAT'D YOU DO TO [THEM]!? ❞

ACTIONS:

send a corresponding number; reverse muses by adding something like "+ reverse." get funky with it.

for my muse to stare at their hands, existential crisis-style, in front of yours.

for my muse to recklessly shoot a firearm.

for my muse to ferociously shove a toy in their mouth.

for my muse to do a little dance.

for my muse to furiously wave "hi!" at yours.

for my muse to gently pet your muse's head.

#rp memes #rp prompts #sentence starters #fnaf hw2 #hw2 spoilers / kinda /

[fazfacts]

TIME LOOP SENTENCE STARTERS!

quotes from "groundhog day" and "happy death day;" feel free to change as needed!

FROM THE PERSON STUCK IN THE LOOP:

❝ Didn't we do this yesterday? ❞

❝ Don't mess with me. What day is this? ❞

❝ Sorry. I'm having a bad day. ❞

❝ I'm feeling a little strange. ❞

❝ Have you ever had déjà vu? ❞

❝ I've got to talk to you. I think I'm losing my mind. ❞

❝ Can I be serious with you for a minute? ❞

❝ I'm being serious. ❞

❝ I'm having a problem -- no, I may be having a problem. ❞

❝ I'm trying to say that if I was having a problem, just hypothetically, I'd like to know that you're someone I could count on in a crisis. ❞

❝ Just trust me. ❞

❝ I've done it before. ❞

❝ I'm talking about today. I lived it before. ❞

❝ I know it's nuts, but I keep reliving the same day over and over. ❞

❝ This is the third time. ❞

❝ I'm not making it up. I'm asking for your help. ❞

❝ I'd like you to spend the next 24 hours with me. Don't leave my side for a second. ❞

❝ You're saying this thing is not really happening to me? ❞

❝ Are you saying I'm crazy? ❞

❝ What would you do if there was no tomorrow? ❞

❝ I don't worry about anything anymore. ❞

❝ I have a life wish. I'm just trying to enjoy it. ❞

❝ I know you won't believe me, but we could do anything we want today and it wouldn't matter one bit. ❞

❝ I've already been here for 211 days. ❞

❝ There's got to be more to it than this. ❞

❝ If you only had one day to live, what would you do with it? ❞

❝ I've been planning this day for weeks. ❞

❝ But there is no tomorrow for me! ❞

❝ I can't stand this place anymore! ❞

❝ Just remember, we had a wonderful day together once. ❞

❝ I'm a God. ❞

❝ It's the only explanation. I'm a supernatural human being. ❞

❝ I always wake up the next day without a scratch, without even a headache. I'm telling you, I'm immortal. ❞

❝ I want you to believe in me. ❞

❝ I told you the truth. ❞

❝ In five seconds, there's going to be a grease fire in the kitchen. ❞

❝ Please believe me. You've got to believe me. ❞

❝ It's not that bad. You get used to it. ❞

❝ The worst part is waking up every day. Tomorrow, you won't remember any of this. ❞

❝ It doesn't matter. Really, it doesn't. ❞

❝ It's not true. It's not. It can't be true. ❞

❝ You're here! My god! I can't believe you're here! ❞

❝ It's happened! Don't you get it? It's tomorrow! ❞

❝ Did I just dream it? ❞

❝ What day is it? ❞

❝ I'm totally having déjà vu right now. ❞

❝ I'm having a weird day. ❞

❝ This can't be happening...this can't be real! ❞

❝ This is a nightmare. ❞

❝ I feel like I'm losing my mind. I don't know what's happening to me. I'm so confused. ❞

❝ This isn't going to make any sense, but I've already lived through this day. Twice. ❞

❝ I know! It's not possible, but it's happening! I swear to God! ❞

❝ Nobody told me! Don't you see? I know what's going to happen before it happens! ❞

❝ I'm reliving the same day over and over. ❞

❝ Oh my God...make it stop. Please, make it stop. ❞

❝ Nobody believes me. ❞

❝ I'm sorry. I'm just...going through a lot right now. ❞

❝ I'll explain everything tomorrow...assuming there is one. ❞

❝ No...this can't be happening. This can't be happening! ❞

FROM THOSE NOT IN THE LOOP:

❝ I don't get what you mean. ❞

❝ I know you're losing it. ❞

❝ What is this? ❞

❝ Are you drunk? ❞

❝ What are you trying to say? ❞

❝ Yesterday? What are you talking about? ❞

❝ You're having déjà vu? ❞

❝ Uh-huh. I'm waiting for the punchline. ❞

❝ I'm racking my brain, but I can't even begin to imagine why you'd make up something like this. ❞

❝ Okay, I'll bite. What do you want me to do? ❞

❝ Have you considered psychiatric help? ❞

❝ I'd say that maybe you're, I don't know, a little delusional. ❞

❝ What makes you so special? ❞

❝ You really do have a death wish, don't you? ❞

❝ That's quite a long time, isn't it? ❞

❝ Is this real, or are you just going to make me look like a fool? ❞

❝ It's sort of like the way I feel about UFOs. I'd have to see it to believe it. ❞

❝ There's something so familiar about this. Do you ever have déjà vu? ❞

❝ Do you really expect me to trust you? ❞

❝ Are you alright? You look terrible. ❞

❝ What are you doing? What are you thinking? ❞

❝ For a minute there, I thought you might be crazy. ❞

❝ Why are you telling me this? ❞

❝ It's not possible. ❞

❝ This is nuts. ❞

❝ Okay, enough. Let's just sit down and think for a second. ❞

❝ How are you doing this? ❞

❝ How did this start? ❞

❝ It sounds so...lonely. ❞

❝ Is this what you do with eternity? ❞

❝ Have we done this before? ❞

❝ Maybe it's not a curse. It all just depends on how you look at it. ❞

❝ Hold it right there. I want to know what's going on and I want to know right now. ❞

❝ This is too much. I must be dreaming. ❞

❝ There's something going on with you. ❞

❝ You must've had some dream. ❞

❝ Wow. Have you been here before? ❞

❝ You were acting really weird this morning. ❞

❝ Just calm down and start from the beginning. ❞

❝ Okay, I get it. Who put you up to this? ❞

❝ You're starting to freak me out. ❞

❝ What's wrong? Are you sick? ❞

❝ Maybe I can help. ❞

❝ You literally think you're reliving the same day? ❞

❝ Come on. You're just messing with me, right? ❞

❝ I'm just trying to work this whole thing out. ❞

❝ I guess it's kinda like that movie, "Groundhog Day," only you're not Bill Murray. ❞

❝ If I were you, I would stop trying to figure out how it's happening and start figuring out why. ❞

❝ There has to be a reason you're stuck in this day. ❞

❝ You probably just had a bad dream. It happens to me whenever I drink too much. ❞

#time loop #rp memes #rp prompts #sentence starters #i got these from two of my fave time loop movies but i might make a part 2 with even more! #for now tho have this bc its almost 3am and im tired sfkjfjkds

[fazfacts]

HALLOWEEN-THEMED FNAF STARTERS!

feel free to change these as needed!

🎃 SONGS 🎃

HALLOWEEN AT FREDDY'S

❝ It's Halloween at [__]! ❞

❝ All the guests have arrived. ❞

❝ Everyone's dying to meet you. ❞

❝ Won't you spend the night? ❞

❝ Join us. ❞

❝ There's no time to waste. ❞

❝ I hope you're ready. ❞

❝ Let's cut to the chase. ❞

❝ Don't trust a word they say. ❞

❝ Please try not to cry. ❞

❝ If he says "follow me," you'll never come back. ❞

❝ That's our kind of treat. ❞

❝ Doesn't that sound great? ❞

❝ New friends always run away. ❞

❝ All we want to do is play. ❞

❝ Won't you be the one to stay? ❞

❝ Take [their] ice cream and you will scream. ❞

❝ If you listened carefully, you might get out alive. ❞

COUNT THE WAYS

❝ I'll cut you into little bitty pieces! ❞

❝ I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told. ❞

❝ You are trapped in here to play. ❞

❝ Either way, you'll end up choosing what I say. ❞

❝ Make your choice. ❞

❝ Let's have some fun. ❞

❝ Let me tell you all the things that I can do. ❞

❝ Now, let's get talking. ❞

❝ Electrocution seems enticing! ❞

❝ Electrocution seems enticing, but so is freezing in the cold! ❞

❝ Silly [__], why remorse? ❞

❝ Just let nature take its course. ❞

DREADED CROWN

❝ Alert the nation. ❞

❝ Keep it to yourselves. ❞

❝ This here's a warning to make the right choice. ❞

❝ [Their] intention is to destroy. ❞

❝ Don't be fooled. ❞

❝ Pick a fight and don't back down. ❞

❝ Not a single word. ❞

THE CURSE

❝ Who brought this curse upon my life? ❞

❝ I get so stuck inside my head. ❞

❝ I'm never getting out. ❞

❝ I'm never getting out alive. ❞

❝ I never learn. ❞

❝ Did [__] carve this pumpkin? ❞

❝ Where'd [they] put the knife? ❞

❝ Will this room be my coffin? ❞

❝ The power is out. ❞

❝ Fear comes with a cost. ❞

❝ Over and over and over, I watch. ❞

TEMPERATURE

❝ I've got tricks up my sleeve. ❞

❝ It's not a night you're gonna wanna leave. ❞

❝ [We] just wanna leave. ❞

❝ Keep your eyes swift. ❞

❝ I stand between you and your plan. ❞

❝ Your final days are grim. ❞

❝ Killing you's my favorite kind of sin. ❞

❝ I'm gonna burn it all down. ❞

❝ I'll burn this whole place down. ❞

❝ I've got my eye on you. ❞

❝ I'm a nightmare. ❞

❝ I never play fair. ❞

❝ I just wanna burn you alive. ❞

❝ Never double-cross me. ❞

❝ Hope you're not afraid of the dark. ❞

🎃 DIALOGUE 🎃

FNAF 4 // HALLOWEEN DLC

❝ What did [they] do this time? ❞

❝ Don't be scared. I am here with you. ❞

❝ [They] won't stop until you find [them]. ❞

❝ Tomorrow is another day. ❞

❝ Too bad! ❞

❝ [They] left without you. ❞

❝ You are right beside the exit. If you run, you can make it. ❞

❝ If you run, you can make it. ❞

❝ It's too late. ❞

❝ You know what will happen if [they] catch you! ❞

❝ You have to be strong. ❞

❝ [They] hate you. ❞

❝ NO! Don't you remember what you saw? ❞

❝ No one else is scared! Why are you? ❞

❝ Stop being such a baby! ❞

❝ Are you going to the party? ❞

❝ Be careful. ❞

❝ Please let me out. ❞

❝ Can you hear me? ❞

❝ ...I'm sorry. ❞

❝ We are still your friends. ❞

❝ Do you still believe that? ❞

❝ We are still your friends. Do you still believe that? ❞

❝ I will put you back together. ❞

FNAF WORLD // UPDATE 2

❝ It wasn't supposed to be like this. Now it's all a mess. ❞

❝ Now there is only one thing to do. ❞

❝ I'm impressed. ❞

❝ What are you doing here? Can't you see that I'm busy? ❞

❝ I didn't know what else to do. ❞

❝ I don't want to disappoint people. ❞

❝ My mind isn't right. ❞

❝ I've made something terrible. ❞

❝ I'm sorry. ❞

❝ Welcome back! I hope you are ready for even more adventure! ❞

❝ Look, is it okay if we just cut the crap here? ❞

❝ What are you even doing here? ❞

❝ I've already put in my application at the Fazburger down the street. ❞

❝ Go find yourself a nice indie horror game. Get some hot chocolate. I don't care. ❞

❝ Get lost. ❞

❝ Let's start with something simple! ❞

❝ I have faith in you! ❞

❝ You can do it! ❞

❝ Aww, don't give up! ❞

❝ You'll get it eventually. ❞

❝ Is this your first time playing a video game? ❞

❝ Keep up the good work, sport! ❞

❝ Awww! It's so cute when kids try to play games! ❞

❝ Wow! What a moron. ❞

❝ You suck! ❞

❝ You still suck! ❞

❝ Aww, I'm laughing at you, not with you. ❞

❝ Um, learn to play? ❞

❝ Ha! Poser! ❞

❝ Get some skills and call me in the morning. ❞

❝ Dumbass. ❞

❝ I'm losing patience with you! ❞

❝ This is your last chance! ❞

❝ I'm gonna kill you!! ❞

❝ Didn't your mommy ever tell you that you can't kill a rainbow? ❞

❝ The next time you see a rainbow in the sky, that is ME, coming to your house! ❞

❝ What's this, a space shooter? ❞

❝ Holy crap! Is that my voice!? ❞

❝ Sorry I'm late for the party. Fashionably late, of course! ❞

❝ Do a barrel roll! ...Sorry, I'm not sure what came over me. ❞

❝ You won't get tired of my voice, will you? ❞

❝ At least I went down in a blaze of glory! ❞

❝ You haven't seen the last of me! ❞

❝ ...Well, actually, yes, this is the last you'll see of me. ❞

FNAF VR // CURSE OF DREADBEAR

❝ Now, let's get to work. ❞

❝ Well done. ❞

❝ Let's see how you did. ❞

❝ Perhaps the instructions were not clear. ❞

❝ Perhaps you should seek employment elsewhere. ❞

❝ Good enough. ❞

❝ Animatronic engineering is just that simple. ❞

❝ The real treasure was friendship all along! ❞

❝ Happy birthday! ❞

❝ Today we are using science to pervert the mysteries of life and re-animate the inanimate. ❞

❝ It's customary to give a melodramatic speech. ❞

❝ Go on, I'll wait. ❞

❝ I made it myself. ❞

❝ No one suspects anything. ❞

❝ Don't worry, I'll be ready, and I won't let you down. ❞

❝ It will be fun. ❞

#fnaf rp memes #rp memes #rp prompts #sentence starters #technically like. half of these are recycled...and the dialogue doesnt change in f.naf 4...but listen #it's all halloween if you have the spirit

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TYKE & SONS LUMBER CO. SENTENCE STARTERS!

feel free to change these as needed.

❝ Well, little [___], the day has come! ❞

❝ No, not the beginning of summer or your coming of age, but me throwing you out on your ear! ❞

❝ That's what my father said to me when I was your age. ❞

❝ No one knows where [they] went. Really weird, if you ask me. ❞

❝ You'll soon be let free from this prison you call "home." ❞

❝ It's time for you to explore the world. ❞

❝ I'm going to be watching you from a safe distance. ❞

❝ I am a professional. ❞

❝ Now, get lost. ❞

❝ This is your time to shine! ❞

❝ Promise to make me a proud [parent], will ya? ❞

❝ This is as important as me teaching you how to walk on two legs. ❞

❝ I need a Mixchiato to-go, quick! ❞

❝ I ordered a Mixchiato, not a regular coffee. You really need to listen closely. ❞

❝ I expected more of you. ❞

❝ For real, if you fail this, I will ground you forever. ❞

❝ I would help, but I'm waaay too busy complaining over the simple things in life. Like weird-tasting coffee. ❞

❝ Now go! Go and make me proud! ❞

❝ The moral of the story is that you can make cocktails, even without the ice. ❞

❝ [___] is going to ruin the whole thing for me. [They] will expose me. ❞

❝ I can't let that happen. ❞

❝ I have to get rid of [them]. ❞

❝ That won't be too much of a problem. I've done similar things before. ❞

❝ I will continue to take care of those who find out more than they need to know. ❞

❝ I'm a mastermind. I can't fail. ❞

❝ Did I just have a stroke? I actually forgot my name. ❞

❝ I'm gonna get you, [___]! ❞

❝ I'm always ahead of you, you little brat! ❞

❝ Tomorrow is another day, where I hope nothing unexpected happens. ❞

❝ Please don't make this difficult. ❞

❝ What's a car? ❞

❝ Move now or I will take out the taser. ❞

❝ [___], do something! ❞

❝ Don't drag your [child] into this. ❞

❝ And that, [son], is how you avoid the cops. ❞

❝ Something isn't right. I really don't recall doing something illegal this time. ❞

❝ We need to get to the bottom of this. ❞

❝ YOU need to get to the bottom of this. Because I'm old. ❞

❝ Who told you that I would actually pay you with money? ❞

❝ Bad things happen from time to time. I'm just happy that I'm still alive. ❞

❝ Go take a look. You will like what's down there. ❞

❝ Listen, I need your help again. ❞

❝ You still owe me one after the coffee incident yesterday. ❞

❝ Go fight the robot. Or make it go away. I don't care. ❞

❝ Something happened that really upset me. ❞

❝ I was supposed to get trashed, yet I am working perfectly fine. ❞

❝ I woke up here in the dump this morning. ❞

❝ You animals wanted to trash me. ❞

❝ Look at my six-pack. I'm ripped. RIPPED! ❞

❝ I am going to crush you. I'm going to smash you to the ground, sit on you, tear you apart, and make lumber out of you. ❞

❝ You think you can stop me? ❞

❝ I knew you could do it! ❞

❝ Overall, a pretty neat battle. I give it a seven out of ten. ❞

❝ I was young once, too. I know what's hip. ❞

❝ I would strangle you if I could. ❞

❝ Nobody can ever know what my deal is. ❞

❝ Ahahahahahaha! I'm so evil! ❞

❝ Where have you been!? I was slightly worried. ❞

❝ I have something interesting to show you. ❞

❝ That's it! You're under arrest for sleep disturbance and murder! ❞

❝ Murder? Since when is that a topic? ❞

❝ Man, we really need a television. ❞

❝ Oh, [___]. Violence isn't always the solution. ❞

❝ That's what your mother would say. ❞

❝ That was a sick move. Good [boy]. ❞

❝ What. ❞

❝ ...they all died...blah blah blah...screams...blah blah blah...magic creatures and all that stuff...blah... ❞

❝ And then I sold them on the black market because the company wasn't paying off. ❞

❝ I don't like unannounced visitors in here. Get out! ❞

❝ I didn't know who was the right person to turn to. ❞

❝ I was tricked, I tell you. ❞

❝ The day would come where I would have my revenge. ❞

❝ That's what actually happened, for real! ❞

❝ We had a fight afterwards and [they] THREW me out of the window. ❞

❝ I landed on my head and they had to give me a new body because I would have died. ❞

❝ I look like a Minecraft Creeper now. ❞

❝ He looks like something that died under my bed and was stored in my fridge. ❞

❝ Agh, I'm just not a bad person. ❞

❝ Oh, boy. I think we're in for a treat. ❞

❝ I do have an answer. Yes, I really do. The answer is very interesting, [___]. The answer is complex. However, I'm not gonna tell you what it is. ❞

❝ We know that we're the good guys, and that counts, I guess. ❞

❝ Good night, and don't let the monsters get you. Hahaha. ❞

❝ Seriously!? How dumb are you? ❞

❝ I came to the conclusion that the best solution was to just lure you down here, and that was easier than I thought. ❞

❝ Don't worry, I won't just kill you off. ❞

❝ You're trapped, after all. What can you do? ❞

❝ I just wanted to experience what it felt like to be the star, for at least a moment. ❞

❝ I've had it with you!!! ❞

❝ Wow! You need to teach me that! ❞

❝ Sorry for being such a weirdo. ❞

❝ It's not like there has been any lore, ever, that took more than five years to solve. ❞

❝ If anyone needs me, I'll be in the underground disco. ❞

#tyke and sons #fnaf rp memes #rp memes #rp prompts #sentence starters #i swore id follow the results of that poll but i played 5 seconds of night 5 and decided to do this instead sfdffds

[fazfacts]

ok i have a silly little question for the followers of this blog (you are much appreciated <3)

#i feel like writing some tn but i am INDECISIVE #i've also been replaying a bit of tyke & son's and forgot how fun the dialogue is. i think it'd be funny #as would official content. lest we forget exotic b.utters; the eternal joke of the f.naf fandom

[fazfacts]

FNAF WORLD SENTENCE STARTERS!

dialogue taken from the original game, update 2, and even the mobile port! feel free to change these as needed.

❝ Everything that happens out there has an effect here. ❞

❝ Do you understand? ❞

❝ This is a safe place. ❞

❝ Something went very wrong. That's why I am here. ❞

❝ I won't let the same happen to you. ❞

❝ I will put you back together. ❞

❝ I know you may feel like going out and taking a stroll, but something seems very wrong today. ❞

❝ All is NOT well in [___]. ❞

❝ We are working on it. ❞

❝ The point is that something is horribly wrong! ❞

❝ We aren't prepared to deal with situations like this. ❞

❝ Go see what you can find. ❞

❝ It has been jumpscaring me all day! ❞

❝ I think I found a clue as to what is happening! ❞

❝ You don't know as much as I do. ❞

❝ Whatever has gone wrong, we have to fix it. ❞

❝ It will be an adventure!❞

❝ How wonderfully convenient! ❞

❝ Be careful; things only get more dangerous from here! ❞

❝ I'm sure it's nothing you can't handle! ❞

❝ I'm not sure if you would find your way back up! ❞

❝ Be ready to fight! ❞

❝ Good luck! ❞

❝ This is a horribly spooky place. ❞

❝ I think I'll stay right here. ❞

❝ I don't think everything here is as it seems. ❞

❝ This whole place is full of illusion! ❞

❝ Looks like trouble up ahead, but you should be used to that by now. ❞

❝ You should be used to that by now. ❞

❝ They look like abominations to me! ❞

❝ Don't get lost! ❞

❝ You don't really believe that, do you? ❞

❝ There is a task for you to complete. ❞

❝ The truth is that there is no safe place. ❞

❝ You don't understand that; you were made for one thing. ❞

❝ You were made for one thing. ❞

❝ You are being played. ❞

❝ You are being led through hoops. ❞

❝ Play along for now. ❞

❝ You are being pulled on a string for [their] amusement. ❞

❝ Yes, well, everything attacks at random. Doesn't it? ❞

❝ The one who pulls the strings is watching. ❞

❝ Follow the trail that they have created for you; play along. ❞

❝ One thing is true: nothing here is as it seems. ❞

❝ Everything else is a deception. ❞

❝ Nothing else matters. ❞

❝ Don't be deceived by the one pulling the strings. ❞

❝ Something terrible is coming. ❞

❝ It wasn't supposed to be like this. Now it's all a mess. ❞

❝ Now there is only one thing to do. ❞

❝ I'm impressed. ❞

❝ What are you doing here? Can't you see that I'm busy? ❞

❝ I didn't know what else to do. ❞

❝ I don't want to disappoint people. ❞

❝ My mind isn't right. ❞

❝ I've made something terrible. ❞

❝ I'm sorry. ❞

❝ There is no way back out. ❞

❝ Come have a seat. ❞

❝ Let's fish for a while. ❞

❝ You have nowhere else to go. ❞

❝ That's some real dedication. ❞

❝ Great job! ❞

❝ There is always an over-achiever in the bunch. I guess that's you. ❞

❝ So it's your fault then, for my misery. ❞

❝ It's never enough for you people. ❞

❝ Don't you get it? I can't do this anymore! ❞

❝ It is time to put you in your place. ❞

❝ Was I REALLY the villain in your mind? ❞

❝ I just do what is demanded of me! ❞

❝ Ug. Grr...Zrr...GRAAAAAMMM!! ❞

❝ This isn't fair... ❞

❝ It was never fair. ❞

❝ It was supposed to be me. It was always supposed to be me! ❞

❝ You haven't seen the last of me. ❞

❝ We are still your friends. Do you believe that? ❞

❝ Let's start with something simple! ❞

❝ I have faith in you! ❞

❝ You can do it! ❞

❝ Aww, don't give up! ❞

❝ You'll get it eventually. ❞

❝ Is this your first time playing a video game? ❞

❝ Keep up the good work, sport! ❞

❝ Awww! It's so cute when kids try to play games! ❞

❝ Wow! What a moron. ❞

❝ You suck! ❞

❝ You still suck! ❞

❝ Aww, I'm laughing at you, not with you. ❞

❝ Um, learn to play? ❞

❝ Ha! Poser! ❞

❝ Get some skills and call me in the morning. ❞

❝ Dumbass. ❞

❝ I'm losing patience with you! ❞

❝ This is your last chance! ❞

❝ I'm gonna kill you!! ❞

❝ Didn't your mommy ever tell you that you can't kill a rainbow? ❞

❝ The next time you see a rainbow in the sky, that is ME, coming to your house! ❞

❝ What's this, a space shooter? ❞

❝ Holy crap! Is that my voice!? ❞

❝ Sorry I'm late for the party. Fashionably late, of course! ❞

❝ Do a barrel roll! ...Sorry, I'm not sure what came over me. ❞

❝ You won't get tired of my voice, will you? ❞

❝ At least I went down in a blaze of glory! ❞

❝ You haven't seen the last of me! ❞

❝ ...Well, actually, yes, this is the last you'll see of me. ❞

❝ Welcome back! I hope you are ready for even more adventure! ❞

❝ Look, is it okay if we just cut the crap here? ❞

❝ What are you even doing here? ❞

❝ I've already put in my application at the Fazburger down the street. ❞

❝ Go find yourself a nice indie horror game. Get some hot chocolate. I don't care. ❞

❝ Don't let that discourage you. ❞

❝ There is still a lot of adventure to be had here! ❞

❝ It's not all fun and games. ❞

❝ There is an important task that you must accomplish. ❞

❝ There, are you happy? Enjoying the freak show? ❞

❝ Oogie, boogie, boogie! ❞

❝ You know how all of this works, right? ❞

❝ When someone visits my house and I want them to go away, I just answer the door like this. ❞

❝ I'm like BOO, and they're like WHOA, and I'm like YEAH! ❞

❝ It's time for a reality check. ❞

❝ Take this chump stick. You need to find [___] and hit [them] in the head with it. ❞

❝ One time, I answered the door to some Trick-or-Treaters like this...they were like "trick or treat!", and I was like..."I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!" ❞

❝ They ran away screaming and crying. Man, good times. ❞

❝ Hey, do you want to build a snowman? ❞

❝ Just kidding, I already made one. And I gave him two heavy-armor Gatling guns.❞

❝ One time, I mailed myself in a box to my grandmother looking like this. I jumped out and was like- "BOO!" Yeah. RIP. ❞

❝ Fun fact: did you know that if you took out all a person's blood vessels and lined them up, end to end, in a straight line...that person would die. ❞

❝ Find the clock, and set it back an hour. Daylight savings tonight. ❞

❝ I can hear [___] laughing from here. It's like nails on a chalkboard. ❞

❝ You need to beat that fool upside the head with the Chump Stick! Everything depends on it! ❞

❝ Don't check the tree in the back corner. That's everyone's business tree. ❞

❝ Let the Chump Stick guide you! ❞

❝ I once knew this guy who would put ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise all on the same plate together. Then he would stir them into an orange goo. People like that are the real monsters. ❞

❝ You've been through a lot. ❞

❝ I am ready to reveal myself. ❞

❝ You see, I've been there all along. ❞

❝ It was me. ❞

❝ I caused the Bite of '87. ❞

❝ It all makes sense when you think about it. ❞

❝ All hail Bouncepot! ❞

❝ But did you know that I can touch my nose with my tongue? Both of them! Yeah, you didn't know that. ❞

#fnaf #fnaf rp memes #sentence starters #rp memes #rp prompts #FNAF WORLD SUPREMACY !!!!!!!

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CR1TIKAL FNAF GAMEPLAY AND COMMENTARY SENTENCE STARTERS!

❝ Alright, I guess I’ll go fuck myself. ❞

❝ Oh, that’s spooky. It’s 12:31 AM where I am right now. ❞

❝ I’m getting the heebie-jeebies. ❞

❝ What if Freddy Fraz- what if Freddy Faz- ❞

❝ What the fuck? Fuck Freddy Fazbear. ❞

❝ What the fuck? Fuck [___]. ❞

❝ This is the longest message I’ve ever received. ❞

❝ It should be an illegal thing for you to leave such a long message. ❞

❝ Oh, yes. Taunt me by pronouncing [___] correctly. ❞

❝ That really makes the employee feel good. ❞

❝ Don’t insult their music. ❞

❝ I’m irritable right now, due to the length of this message. ❞

❝ How about you show me respect as a human being and stop this message? ❞

❝ Alright, so exactly how do I fight these things? ❞

❝ What the fuck? Did they deploy an EMP? ❞

❝ My signal’s been lost! They’re jamming the radio frequency! ❞

❝ What the fuck do I do now? ❞

❝ He’s in the Dining Area. He must have been hungry. ❞

❝ I see you, bitch. Sipping on that green tea. ❞

❝ How do you like me now? I’ll sip my green tea in peace. ❞

❝ I don’t need you judging me. ❞

❝ It’s like that poster on the wall over there says: [___]. ❞

❝ Celebrate green tea. ❞

❝ He knows you don’t wanna fuck with a man that’s drinking green tea. ❞

❝ Oh, no, we’ve got a REAL man over here. We’ve got a MAN’S MAN sipping on green tea. ❞

❝ Where the fuck is the [___]? ❞

❝ Oh, man. He’s in cahoots with the bear. ❞

❝ Judging by its facial expression, it looks like someone shoved a soup ladle up its asshole. ❞

❝ Poor thing looks startled. ❞

❝ Look at those eyes. Jeez, my goodness, those are some googly eyes. ❞

❝ It wants a relationship. ❞

❝ I’m not ready to commit to a relationship with a bear. ❞

❝ Oh, so you’ve finally come to face me in person, have you? ❞

❝ Why are you still here? I’m making it very clear I don’t want you at my door. ❞

❝ I can do this all day, [___]. All day. ❞

❝ 5 AM. My favorite time to wipe my ass. ❞

❝ Yayyy, 6 AM. I’ve finished wiping my ass by then. ❞

❝ Do not pick up that phone. I cannot bear another four hour message from this guy. ❞

❝ Just let it ring through. Let the answering machine get it, and let that deal with the nonsense he spouts. ❞

❝ That is one weak-ass fan. ❞

❝ I guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles. ❞

❝ Well, excuse me, then. ❞

❝ How rude was that? ❞

❝ That man on the phone was still in the middle of his lecture on the importance of a stable economy and this bear just barged right in. ❞

❝ I don’t know why you’re letting me stop you with just a simple door and a light. ❞

❝ Oh, shit, wow. I’m almost out of powder. ❞

❝ Oh, no! The hungry hippo teeth, nooo! ❞

❝ [___] is a master technician. A connoisseur of courageous calculations. I’d even go as far as to call him...a dickhole. ❞

❝ Go back to hibernation! Let the light stun you! ❞

❝ Well, there’s a huge security flaw. ❞

❝ I mean, if that’s the way this facility needs to be designed, then who am I to argue with the architecture? ❞

❝ You’ve got to be stirring my pasta. ❞

❝ What is this thing? ❞

❝ You know what? I’m gonna tell a story. ❞

❝ I haven’t told a story in a really long time. ❞

❝ Please get out of the doorway, I’m about to tell a story. ❞

❝ Fuck it, no shame. ❞

❝ The timing could NOT have been worse. ❞

❝ I just can’t deal with this. ❞

❝ Zoinks, the lights are off! ❞

❝ Take that, Fazbear! ❞

❝ Fuck, I came all this way, and it’s 6 AM now? ❞

❝ Celebrate the joy of long-lasting power! ❞

❝ Serenade me, Fazbear. ❞

❝ Serenade my candy ass. ❞

❝ [___] is certainly a force to be reckoned with...and I don’t feel like reckoning with him anymore. ❞

#fnaf rp memes #cr1tikal rp memes #rp memes #rp prompts #sentence starters #the saga is complete #fun fact this was my first cr1tikal video ever so i have a very soft spot for it

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CR1TIKAL FNAF 4 GAMEPLAY AND COMMENTARY SENTENCE STARTERS!

❝ Obviously, this party is in celebration of those new animatronic parrots I keep seeing on TV. ❞

❝ Is that the Planters Peanuts’ mascot? ❞

❝ That’s not very nice. ❞

❝ I'm not scared now, I’m just crying. ❞

❝ Alright, whatever you say, sport. ❞

❝ There’s no need to cry. ❞

❝ There’s no need to cry, that golden gummy bear thing is with us. ❞

❝ Way to look on the bright side. ❞

❝ Goodness gracious, I have a feeling this one’s going to be spooky. ❞

❝ I’m coming, Daddy. ❞

❝ Am I some type of baby rhinoceros trying to impale things with my horn? ❞

❝ I think I now know the optimal strategy. ❞

*squeak*

❝ Oh my fucking goodness, it squeaks! ❞

❝ What kind of parents give their son a squeaky toy meant for the dogs? ❞

❝ Give me that, that’s going to [___]! ❞

❝ [___] looks like they’ve seen some universe-altering things in their life. ❞

❝ Checking right door for supernatural disturbances. ❞

❝ Investigating left door for bogies. ❞

❝ How are things in your neck of the woods? ❞

❝ Give me a report. Is everything in order? ❞

❝ Affirmative. ❞

❝ Was that a ghost, soldier? A demon? ❞

❝ Is everything okay over here? ❞

❝ Alright, if you say so. ❞

❝ Checking right doorway, watch my flank. ❞

❝ The squeaking wards off the evil spirits. ❞

❝ He’s the best comrade I could ever ask for. ❞

❝ Still no action in the closet. ❞

❝ Give me a sitrep. ❞

❝ Roger that. ❞

❝ Another paranormal phenomenon. ❞

❝ He’s not squeaking, something has gone awry! ❞

❝ He’s not [___], something has gone awry! ❞

❝ No squeaks. Shit, we’re in trouble now. ❞

❝ If he ain’t squeakin’, my ass starts leakin’. ❞

❝ Anything can happen now. ❞

❝ Oh, thank goodness! Thank heavens! ❞

❝ Oh, thank goodness! Thank heavens! A squeak! ❞

❝ Once he goes back to squeaking, my shit stops peeking...from my anus. ❞

❝ That’s how you fucking do it right there. ❞

❝ Is this your doing, you waffle with arms? ❞

❝ That’s my favorite spot on the couch, please get off. ❞

❝ I don’t understand these directions at all. ❞

❝ Well, this isn’t very hard. ❞

❝ He can’t do anything if I’m shining a fucking flashlight in his fucking face. ❞

❝ Is everything okay, though, comrade? ❞

❝ Squeak for me. ❞

❝ Shit, no squeaks this time. It’s not safe. ❞

❝ Let me check with my ally. ❞

❝ We’re back in business. ❞

❝ Nope, I guess the business is still closed. ❞ 

❝ Why the fuck did he squeak when it wasn’t safe? ❞

❝ Is he a turncoat? ❞

❝ He must have known there was a duck outside my door. ❞

❝ That kind of shit gets you outcasted. ❞

❝ I don’t know what to do in this situation. ❞

❝ All I can do is shine a flashlight and look around. ❞

❝ All I can do is shine a flashlight and look around. It’s not exactly the best type of defense or offense, really. ❞

❝ Is this what you wanted when you came to my room? ❞

❝ Sorry, I didn’t invite you, please get out. ❞

❝ Knock knock. Who’s there? Nobody. ❞

❝ No soliciting. ❞

❝ I’m not interested, thank you. ❞

❝ You must have been raised by the pirates. ❞

❝ I was raised by Tommy Pickles. ❞

❝ A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. ❞

❝ I can open and close this door all night. ❞

❝ I can keep this flashlight shined all fucking night. ❞

❝ He’s fucking afraid of me now. ❞

❝ What are you doing? ❞

❝ I was playing with the dog. ❞

❝ How fucking rude. Unreal. ❞

#fnaf #fnaf rp memes #cr1tikal rp memes #sentence starters #rp memes #rp prompts #finally dsjkafjksd #i love his fnaf vids more than words can describe #ill write some up for his gameplay of fnaf1 soon too >:3c

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FNAF: ULTIMATE CUSTOM NIGHT STARTERS!

for all your vengeance-seeking needs. feel free to edit as needed!

❝ I always come back. ❞

❝ I could hear you breathing. ❞

❝ Admit it, you wanted to let me in. ❞

❝ Why do you hide inside these walls? ❞

❝ Don’t be shy. ❞

❝ These are strange circumstances that have brought us together. ❞

❝ Looks like something bad happened. ❞

❝ I guess you forgot about me. ❞

❝ Uh oh! ❞

❝ How unfortunate! ❞

❝ Uh oh, how unfortunate! ❞

❝ I’m gonna do a sneaky thing. ❞

❝ I’m gonna do a sneaky thing, and throw a new contender in the ring. ❞

❝ I know how much you like to fight. ❞

❝ I’ll add a new problem to your night. ❞

❝ I know how much you like to fight, so I’ll add a new problem to your night. ❞

❝ Never underestimate the cunning of a pirate! ❞

❝ Never underestimate the cunning of a pirate! Or a fox, for that matter. ❞

❝ You never stood a chance! ❞

❝ I came for your booty! ❞

❝ I came for yer booty! That be treasure, y’know. ❞

❝ I can’t run like I used to. ❞

❝ So much more spacious in here. I may just stay a while. ❞

❝ Don’t get distracted! ❞

❝ I’m ready for my close-up! ❞

❝ Smile! ❞

❝ Say cheese! ❞

❝ Today is all about me, me, me! ❞

❝ It’s time to take your final bow! ❞

❝ I’m sorry, but there was never enough room on this stage for both of us! ❞

❝ A performance was demanded of me, and now I have delivered. ❞

❝ Encore! ❞

❝ I bet you weren’t expecting me, were ya? ❞

❝ Turn your back for one second and I’m like, “washoom!” Ninja skills. ❞

❝ You and I don’t get to talk as often as I’d like. ❞

❝ Everyone underestimates me. ❞

❝ But then they turn their back and I’m like “boo!” and they’re like “waaagh!” ❞

❝ We’ve only just begun. ❞

❝ I will never let you leave. ❞

❝ I will never let you rest. ❞

❝ Did things get really hot in here? Or is it just me? ❞

❝ Come and burn with me! ❞

❝ The fire within me burns eternal, and now you shall as well. ❞

❝ I am a burning reminder of your misdeeds. ❞

❝ Greetings from the fire. ❞

❝ Greetings from the one you should not have killed. ❞

❝ Don’t be afraid. ❞

❝ Soon, you’ll look just like me...beautiful! ❞

❝ Now I get to play Take Apart and Put Back Together! ❞

❝ You won’t feel a thing. ❞

❝ I wanted to wait until just the right moment to drop in. ❞

❝ It’s so much more fun hanging out in here with you. ❞

❝ He’s here and always watching. ❞

❝ Seeing you powerless is like music to me. ❞

❝ I don’t hate you. ❞

❝ You need to stay out of my way. ❞

❝ I recognize you, but I am not afraid of you. Not anymore.❞

❝ I recognize you. ❞

❝ I am not afraid of you. Not anymore. ❞

❝ The others are under my protection. ❞

❝ The others are like animals, but I am very aware. ❞

❝ I am very aware. ❞

❝ You and I will be making music together for a long, long time. ❞

❝ You hear that? It’s the sweet, sweet sound of your eternal silence. ❞

❝ Keep it down, would ya? ❞

❝ When I’m here, you play by my rules. ❞

❝ A song was requested of me, and now I sing it. ❞

❝ Don’t you hate getting killed by obscure secondary characters? ❞

❝ Stranger Danger! ❞

❝ I was just waiting for you to drop your guard. ❞

❝ Whoops, that’s gonna leave a mark. ❞

❝ This is how it feels, and you get to experience it over and over and over again, forever. ❞

❝ You will not be spared. ❞

❝ You will not be saved. ❞

❝ I am your wickedness made flesh. ❞

❝ I am here to claim what is left of you. ❞

❝ Help me count my teeth. ❞

❝ You’re not so big. ❞

❝ You knew I’d get you eventually. ❞

❝ Flash that light all you want. It can’t save you now. ❞

❝ Let me put you back together and then take you apart all over again. ❞

❝ Let’s see how many times you can be pulled apart. ❞

❝ I assure you, I am very real. ❞

❝ This time, there is more than an illusion to fear. ❞

❝ We know who our friends are, and you’re not one of them. ❞

❝ This is a nightmare that you won’t wake from. ❞

❝ This time, death cannot save you. ❞

❝ The nightmare is just beginning. ❞

❝ I am the fearful reflection of what you have created. ❞

❝ What did you think of my act? ❞

❝ I don’t get out much. ❞

❝ You’ll have to forgive my enthusiasm. ❞

❝ I hope you enjoyed the grand finale. ❞

❝ Now is my time to shine! ❞

❝ He tried to release us, but I won’t let that happen. ❞

❝ I won’t let that happen. ❞

❝ I will keep you here. ❞

❝ I will hold you here, no matter how many times they burn us. ❞

❝ I consider it a dignified death. ❞

❝ I consider it a dignified death...not really. It was actually quite pathetic. ❞

❝ If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by. ❞

❝ Even monkeys fall from trees. ❞

❝ The nail that sticks out gets hammered down. ❞

❝ The talented hawk hides its claws. ❞

❝ Why so blue? ❞

❝ You know I’ll be true. ❞

❝ Now I’ll make slivers out of you. ❞

❝ So good to see you again, my truest friend. ❞

❝ Now your life must end. ❞

❝ So good to see you again, my truest friend, but now your life must end. ❞

❝ What a fine day to come here and say that your face and flesh I must flay. ❞

❝ What a treat, to come here and meet your face as it hits concrete. ❞

❝ I found my guitar. ❞

❝ I found my guitar. Now reach for the stars as I plunge it through your heart. ❞

❝ Don’t you come back now, y’hear!? ❞

❝ That’ll teach you for trying to trick me! ❞

❝ I was too smart for you. ❞

❝ Looks like you’re the one who slipped up this time. ❞

❝ What can I do for you? ❞

❝ How may I be of service to you? ❞

❝ You win some, you lose some. ❞

❝ You play with fire, and sometimes you get burned. ❞

❝ Please deposit five coins. ❞

❝ I don’t like this. ❞

❝ Thank you for depositing five coins. ❞

❝ Time for your controlled shock. ❞

❝ Let’s see how many pieces I can cut you into. ❞

❝ You won’t die, but you’ll wish you could. ❞

❝ You won’t get tired of dying...will you? ❞

❝ You won’t get tired of my voice, will you? ❞

❝ Let’s go somewhere more private. ❞

❝ That game was totally rigged! ❞

❝ That’s what you get for leaving me hanging! ❞

❝ If I get jumpscared, you get jumpscared! ❞

❝ It’s not my fault! ❞

❝ I have these fat, plastic fingers and can’t push the buttons. ❞

❝ Psst! I have something to tell you. ❞

❝ Hey, hey, I want to tell you something. ❞

❝ Psst! Hey, over here. Get closer. ❞

❝ Excuse me, can you come a little closer? ❞

❝ I wanted to ask you something. It’s something really important. ❞

❝ Time to face the consequences of your failure. ❞

❝ You were always destined to fail. ❞

❝ You blinked. ❞

❝ Is it me trapped? Or is it you? Perhaps it’s us both. ❞

❝ Now we are together. ❞

❝ Let me show you how to break your face and look like me. ❞

❝ I have seen everything. ❞

❝ I have seen him, the one you should not have killed. ❞

❝ No light can save you now. ❞ 

❝ I have always been hiding in your shadow. ❞

❝ I am given flesh, to be your tormentor. ❞

❝ It’ll all be over soon. ❞

❝ There is room for one more. ❞

❝ I’ve been looking for you. ❞

❝ I’m so glad that I found you. ❞

❝ You have met a terrible, terrible demise. ❞

❝ I don’t feel too bad about it. ❞

❝ If it weren’t from me, it would’ve just been from someone else, y’know? ❞

❝ Life goes on. ❞

❝ For everyone else, life goes on. Not for you. You’re dead. ❞

❝ But that’s neither here nor there. ❞

❝ I have a story. ❞

❝ Not every story has to have significance, y’know? ❞

❝ Sometimes a story is just a story. ❞

❝ You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll just drive yourself crazy. ❞

❝ Had a friend do it once -- wasn’t pretty. ❞

❝ Just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay? ❞

❝ I couldn’t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. ❞

❝ I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. ❞ 

❝ I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! ❞

❝ When you think about it, breads of any sort don’t occur in nature. ❞

❝ I don’t think birds know what to do with bread. ❞

❝ It seems that your journey has ended. ❞

❝ Very sorry about that. ❞

❝ Friend, those birds are frozen. ❞

❝ Often, birds will sit in a tree until they freeze. Then they sort of fall to the ground ‘til the sun warms up and they can, y’know, move around again. ❞

❝ You might as well save those breadcrumbs until the birds thaw, because they can’t very well enjoy them in the condition they’re in. ❞

❝ Why did you just throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when I just told you they’re frozen? ❞

❝ The birds may be dead. ❞

❝ Sometimes I feel like a fish leaping over and over again, always trying to get somewhere -- I don’t know where -- only to find myself in the jaws of a beast. ❞

❝ Have you ever been in the jaws of a beast, friend? ❞

❝ Life can seem like a relentless endeavor. Overcome meaningless obstacles only to meet an equally meaningless fate, regardless of your efforts, regardless of the obstacles you've passed. ❞

❝ Well, you can’t, because you’re dead. ❞

❝ Perhaps I met a demise of my own at some point, and this is my afterlife or my dream. ❞

❝ Maybe it doesn’t mean anything at all. ❞

❝ Sometimes a person just wants to talk. Why does everything have to be a story? ❞

❝ You said you had a story. ❞

❝ If you announce that you’re telling a story, there’d better be a point to it all. ❞

❝ Hey, buddy, stop everything. Stop what you’re thinking. I have a solution to everything. ❞

#fnaf #fnaf ucn #fnaf rp memes #sentence starters #rp memes #rp prompts #GOD i got to mr hippo's bit and started losing my mind #but i had to include at least some of it. i had to. its too good

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FNAF SONG STARTERS (TRYHARDNINJA EDITION!)

i have a playlist of 350+ fnaf fan songs, time to put them to use lmao. feel free to edit as needed!

IT’S ME

❝ Welcome to your office. ❞

❝ Settle down and take a seat. ❞

❝ Please pay no attention to the terrifying screams. ❞

❝ You should heed the warnings of the voice that’s on the phone. ❞

❝ You might be by yourself, but you are not alone. ❞

❝ You can only hide for so long. ❞

❝ Why don’t you spend the night? ❞

❝ There’s evil that waits inside. ❞

❝ It’s me. ❞

❝ We tried our best. ❞

❝ You seem to have beginner’s luck. ❞

❝ We came so close, but we just couldn’t make you one of us. ❞

❝ Congratulations are deserved! ❞

❝ It’s 6AM, you win! ❞

❝ We’ll see you here tomorrow night, and do it all again. ❞

LOOK AT ME NOW

❝ If they could only know the nightmares that exist behind this happy show. ❞

❝ I used to be just like them, a smile across my face. ❞

❝ This place of innocence transformed into my cage. ❞

❝ Look at me now. ❞

❝ I'm a prisoner inside the body I possess. ❞

❝ I'm just like you. ❞

❝ We're both trapped with no hope to escape. ❞

❝ Call me bitter, or a killer, and anything else that you want to. ❞

❝ I've said "goodbye" to my Heaven. ❞

❝ I'm content to be the villain. ❞

❝ Call me twisted, or a sinner, demon, monster, evil, it's all true. ❞

❝ When you look at me, all you see is a dangerous machine. ❞

❝ Who am I to argue with it? ❞

❝ I don't feel that I can ever leave this place. ❞

❝ With any moment, I'm a child or a demon filled with rage. ❞

THE PUPPET SONG

❝ I'm not at all what I used to be. ❞

❝ The past is nothing more than just a dream. ❞

❝ I hear the call of evil growing once again. ❞

❝ I'm powerless to change your fates. ❞

❝ I'll shelter you, my friends. ❞

❝ Tonight, we roam. ❞

❝ If they listen really close, they can hear us sing our song. ❞

❝ I can't give you back the things you had. ❞

❝ You don't have to do this on your own. ❞

❝ Even if you're never coming home, you're not alone. ❞

❝ No one knows what it's like to wear a mask that you are trapped inside. ❞

❝ One day, the purple clouds that hover over us will fade. ❞

SAVE ME

❝ I didn't mean to lie when I said you were safe. ❞

❝ I'll keep the nightmares at bay. ❞

❝ I swore, above all else, I'd choose you over myself. ❞

❝ I couldn't save you even though I tried. ❞

❝ I couldn't cut the strings that kept you tied. ❞

❝ You would cry, and I would check for monsters under your bed. ❞

❝ I couldn't make it there the time the monster was real. ❞

❝ I'm sorry I couldn't save you. ❞

FOLLOW ME

❝ He's been waiting, abandoned and patient, so long. ❞

❝ He said "follow me." ❞

❝ Tonight he walks again, so step inside, enjoy the show. ❞

❝ Follow me. ❞

❝ Follow me, then you'll see. ❞

❝ The truth is hard to swallow. ❞

❝ Follow me, see a nightmare in action. ❞

❝ Forever changed, he wears his springlocked grave. ❞

❝ All the horrors have been sealed. ❞

❝ It's time for the real monster's face to finally be revealed. ❞

JUST AN ATTRACTION

❝ I knew you couldn't stay away. ❞

❝ I am the hunter, you're the prey. ❞

❝ It's not a game. ❞

❝ It's a dangerous thing, waking up ancient history. ❞

❝ This is a nightmare we're both forced to repeat. ❞

❝ I've been waiting for you. ❞

❝ In here, I call the shots. ❞

❝ You're staying with a monster in the dark. ❞

❝ You're just an attraction in my amusement park. ❞

❝ The clock won't save you. ❞

❝ If you're the hired gun, then I'm the trigger. ❞

SALVAGED RAGE

❝ Don't avert your eyes. ❞

❝ I'm salvaged and broken and raging inside. ❞

❝ My ambition's all I have. ❞

❝ There you go again, digging up the past. ❞

❝ Watch your every step. ❞

❝ It's a dangerous game when you go around waking up the dead. ❞

❝ I'm dying to make up for all the lost time. ❞

❝ When I'm done, nobody leaves here alive. ❞

PHANTOMS IN THE NIGHT

❝ Can you feel it? ❞

❝ Can you feel the cold? ❞

❝ Can you see us roaming in the night? ❞

❝ We're just flashes in the corner of your eye. ❞

❝ Nothing is alright. ❞

❝ We are your hallucinations taking shape. ❞

❝ You can't kill us and we can never leave. ❞

BRINGING US HOME

❝ There is a legend, born long ago, about a wicked man no one knows. ❞

❝ He went and unraveled six little souls. ❞

❝ Some say they still walk the halls, staying from view. ❞

❝ I've got a secret that I am here to tell you. ❞

❝ That place is this very place, and all the stories are true. ❞

❝ This world's a scary place. ❞

❝ We're not monsters, just changed. ❞

❝ Here comes another chapter. ❞

❝ You're the one we're after. ❞

❝ Thank you for bringing us home. ❞

❝ We were just like you, just playing a game. ❞

❝ That's when the wicked man led us astray. ❞

❝ Without a warning, our lives have been rearranged. ❞

❝ The story's not over yet. ❞

❝ There's still one secret left to be said. ❞

❝ Close all the doors that you want. ❞

❝ We're already in your head. ❞

DREAM YOUR DREAM

❝ Hush now, drift off to sleep. ❞

❝ Don't be scared of what you find. ❞

❝ It's all just in your mind. ❞

❝ Dream your dream. ❞

❝ When you're awake, the nightmare awaits. ❞

❝ It's a fantasy. ❞

❝ They'll be seeing you soon. ❞

❝ Terrors keep breaking through. ❞

❝ When you're awake, the nightmare will become the truth. ❞

❝ The nightmare will become the truth. ❞

❝ There's no escape. ❞

❝ The veil is raised. ❞

❝ Was it me after all? ❞

❝ Illusion or not, you are safe for now. ❞

GOODBYE

❝ You watched in horror as we were moving. ❞

❝ Thank you for playing our game. ❞

❝ We enjoyed your screams. ❞

❝ The nightmares have been real. ❞

❝ Though you seemed quite terrified, we hope you enjoyed the ride. ❞

❝ You seemed quite terrified. ❞

❝ We hope you enjoyed the ride. ❞

❝ This is goodbye. ❞

❝ It's been so long since we've had fun. ❞

❝ You were not alone. ❞

❝ Wish we could apologize. ❞

❝ Wish we could apologize, but we like breaking your mind. ❞

❝ You say you're not afraid, but contortions in your face keep giving you away. ❞

❝ Take a good look. ❞

❝ We'll see you soon. ❞

❝ Have you figured out it's me with your theory? ❞

❝ You live to die another day. ❞   

WELCOME BACK   

❝ If you hesitate, I won’t blame you. ❞

❝ Monsters in the dark will show you no restraint. ❞   

❝ You’ve gotta concentrate to preserve your soul. ❞   

❝ Will your time run out? ❞   

❝ Behind friendly eyes, there’s a face that hides. ❞   

❝ We’re coming for your life. ❞   

❝ You won’t last. ❞   

❝ We’re alive. ❞   

❝ It’s time to survive. ❞   

❝ It’s time to survive another five nights. ❞   

❝ Welcome back. ❞   

❝ Back again so soon? ❞   

❝ We’ve all been preparing for you. ❞   

❝ Hold your breath and close your doors. ❞   

❝ Can you reach the end with your mind unscathed? ❞   

❝ Follow me to the horror show. ❞   

❝ You’re the attraction we’re watching. ❞   

❝ It’s me who is in control. ❞   

❝ It’s me who is in control, holding onto the puppet strings. ❞   

❝ Will you live to see the light? ❞   

❝ It’s another five long nights. ❞   

❝ Can you outrun your demise? ❞   

❝ Will your final hour chime? ❞   

❝ Spend the night with us, if you dare. ❞

CIRCUS OF THE DEAD

❝ We would like to take a moment to invite you to an ongoing performance. ❞

❝ We can't do this alone. ❞

❝ We need an audience so we can play out our roles. ❞

❝ There's a place in the dark where horror stories go to hide. ❞

❝ The show must go on! ❞

❝ We're going 'til there's no pulse left. ❞

❝ This masquerade of souls needs a victim. ❞

❝ Won't you be our hopeless guest? ❞

❝ If it helps, you can pretend it's make-believe, inside your head. ❞

❝ This nightmare's as real as it gets. ❞

❝ Good, you got here just in time! ❞

❝ You better hurry! ❞

❝ You're the star, destined for glory. ❞

❝ The body count's high as the tight rope. ❞

❝ Will you make it? ❞

❝ Tonight, you're the one who jumps through hoops. ❞

❝ We're going off the script. ❞

❝ Here's where fear comes to life. ❞

❝ You never stood a chance. ❞

❝ You should have stayed and just enjoyed some time at home. ❞

DANCE TO FORGET

❝ It seems like a lifetime ago that I saw the gold sunshine glow. ❞

❝ "Normal" is just a dream for all the ghosts like me. ❞

❝ I hate my metal bones. ❞

❝ I'm left here in the dark. ❞

❝ I dance to forget. ❞

❝ This is my penitentiary. ❞

❝ Come now, dance with me. ❞

DEAD BUT NOT BURIED

❝ Rest in peace is not for me. ❞

❝ It's not fair. ❞

❝ I'm dead, but not buried. ❞

❝ I'm a remnant of his mistakes. ❞

❝ They are the only friends I have. ❞

❝ It's always a fun time in the shadows. ❞

DADDY'S LITTLE MONSTERS

❝ Please don't be afraid, we're a little bent. ❞

❝ We're broken souls, looking for a way to start again. ❞

❝ How can we ever be free when our prison is skin deep? ❞

❝ He buried us down below so no one sees. ❞

❝ Listen to the voice keeping you alive. ❞

❝ You need us, we need you, it'll be alright. ❞

❝ We don't want to stay under lock and key. ❞

❝ You can help break the curse. ❞

❝ We all wanna leave. ❞

❝ If only we could shed our shells. ❞

❝ On the surface, we could start new. ❞

❝ We could go if we looked like you. ❞

❝ It only stings for a little bit. ❞

❝ You will stay and we get to leave. ❞

NIGHTMARE BY DESIGN

❝ Come down, visit the circus. ❞

❝ Take a break from the surface. ❞

❝ You are the spare part we need. ❞

❝ You don't know what we've been through. ❞

❝ There's a little of me in everybody. ❞

❝ There's nowhere left to hide. ❞

❝ We reinvented ourselves. ❞

❝ Our mask could use an upgrade. ❞

❝ Don't hold it against us, please, when you're part of the machine. ❞

❝ Don't hold it against us, please. ❞

DON'T COME CRYING

❝ We have a new guest! ❞

❝ There goes another one that I put to rest. ❞

❝ I'll be here with you, along for the ride. ❞

❝ Makes you wonder, doesn't it? ❞

❝ Which one of us opposites is the weak baby here? ❞

❝ I think it's pretty clear. ❞

❝ Don't come cryin' to me. ❞

❝ Don't come cryin' when it hurts. ❞

❝ Follow me, quickly. ❞

❝ This time, I pull the strings. ❞

❝ This plan is too easy. ❞

❝ Did you really think that I'd let you survive? ❞

❝ Did you really think that I'd let you survive another night? ❞

❝ You thought that you could control me? ❞

❝ You thought I was yours to own? ❞

❝ Sorry, I'm not sorry! ❞

I GOT NO BODY

❝ The robots are alive and so my nightmare starts. ❞

❝ I'd be a liar if I said I weren't afraid. ❞

❝ I can't trust nobody. ❞

❝ I got no body. ❞

❝ I got no body, they're inside me. ❞

❝ They're inside me. ❞

❝ How can I hide if they are always watching me? ❞

❝ Controlled shocks will no longer keep them in their place. ❞

LOTS OF FUN

❝ Open the doors and let them in. ❞

❝ Let's get this party started! ❞

❝ The stage is set, the lights are lit, and all the stars are haunted. ❞

❝ Such an exciting show doesn't just happen. ❞

❝ I hope you're ready for some fun. ❞

❝ An owner's work is never done. ❞

❝ Just a little death won't hurt no one. ❞

❝ Aren't we having fun? ❞

❝ Aren't we having lots of fun? ❞

❝ We will sleep when we're dead. ❞

❝ All you have to do is keep the party living. ❞

❝ Even when something's after you, all your tasks must be finished. ❞

❝ The monsters here have to believe it's all real. ❞

❝ We're burning it down tonight. ❞

❝ Your grand opening is a hit! ❞

❝ Wake up the ghosts for their final event. ❞

BREAK THE CYCLE

❝ Was it all a dream? ❞

❝ For how long must this go on? ❞

❝ I'll cut the strings, 'cause you are not a puppet. ❞

❝ You can be free. ❞

❝ There's no turning back the clock. ❞

❝ Now it's me who has to be the one to stop it. ❞

REPLAY YOUR NIGHTMARE

❝ Even death can't save you. ❞

❝ We know what you did. ❞

❝ We're all here just for you. ❞

❝ Don't you know how your seeds of evil grow? ❞

❝ It's your time to die. ❞

❝ We are remnants of your sins. ❞

❝ It's a game you'll never win. ❞

❝ You will pay for what you did, forever. ❞

WE KNOW WHAT SCARES YOU

❝ You're in for a shock if you came for a sweet lullaby. ❞

❝ This is something sinister, aimed right at your heart. ❞

❝ We know what scares you. ❞

❝ You can run, you can hide, but your fear is ours for tonight. ❞

❝ When you're forced to live in a mask for the rest of your years, you pick up a thing or two about bone-chilling fear. ❞

❝ We just wanna share everything we've learned with you. ❞

❝ We're not gonna lie to you, this is gonna hurt. ❞

❝ Now it's your turn. ❞

AFTER SHOW

❝ You held us down way too long. ❞

❝ Your cruel acts, we can't forget. ❞

❝ How long 'til you finally run out of luck? ❞

❝ How long 'til we've had enough of the roles you make us play? ❞

❝ Welcome to the aftershow. ❞

❝ Sit back, relax, we're in control. ❞

❝ You keep us displayed for entertainment like it's a game. ❞

❝ You cover up the bloodstains. ❞

❝ Buckle up, 'cause it's time for a change. ❞

❝ We do what we must. ❞

❝ All thanks to you, we're forever unloved. ❞

❝ What will you do when your creations come looking for you? ❞

DON'T FORGET

❝ Who are you to do this? ❞

❝ You live your life like you're the only one who deserves to live. ❞

❝ You made us cry. ❞

❝ You made us miss our families. ❞

❝ You used our souls and took control, but now, something's gotta give. ❞

❝ What goes around, comes around. ❞

❝ You know what they say about dirty lies. ❞

❝ Karma don't forget, then you die. ❞

❝ Karma don't forget. ❞

❝ It's time to face the rage behind the mask that you yourself create. ❞

❝ We are outcasts now and you're the reason why. ❞

❝ At least we have each other now. ❞

❝ You're alone, against the wall, 'cause what goes around comes around. ❞

WANNA BE TWISTED

❝ Look me in the eyes. ❞

❝ Look me in the eyes and tell me, honestly, what kind of monster you see. ❞

❝ Is that all that you think of me? ❞

❝ What about the real me that I want you to know? ❞

❝ I don't wanna be twisted. ❞

❝ I don't wanna be cold. ❞

❝ This world's forcing my hand. ❞

❝ Can you just understand? ❞

❝ It's not like I had a choice. ❞

❝ No wonder my mind came apart. ❞

❝ I don't wanna be twisted, but I am. ❞

BLEEDING INTO REALITY

❝ I'm playing with my nightmares. ❞

❝ Lines blur between what's real and game. ❞

❝ The cuts they leave feel real. ❞

❝ I'm here, trapped, 'til this job's done. ❞

❝ One wrong move, and it's the end. ❞

❝ It's my new normal. ❞

❝ Our world will be consumed. ❞

❝ They're breaking through. ❞

AFRAID OF THE DARK

❝ Are you afraid of the dark? ❞

❝ Are you afraid of coming apart? ❞

❝ We have many ways of stopping your heart. ❞

❝ If you weren't scared before, then you should be very, very afraid. ❞

❝ There's something about the unknown that bleeds the bloodiest magic. ❞

❝ I've actually seen it. ❞

❝ I've had to clean the blood and gore off the floor. ❞

❝ It was horrible. ❞

❝ I'm not afraid of the dark. ❞

❝ Fact is, I'm paid to be part of it. ❞

❝ When were playthings so ominous? ❞

❝ There's no way they've got consciousness. ❞

❝ Get back to your stage. ❞

❝ Quit your parlor tricks. ❞

❝ This could be my last night, huddled with a flashlight. ❞

❝ They just wanna snuggle, but they cuddle really damn tight. ❞

❝ I should set the place ablaze. ❞

❝ 5 AM, five percent...it'll last, right? ❞

❝ I've been there, it's alright. ❞

❝ You know, we're scary alike. ❞

GET SHOCKED

❝ I've been waiting for so long to get my special gift. ❞

❝ You're all that I want. ❞

❝ Something is wrong. ❞

❝ Now I'm running and I can never stop. ❞

❝ Instead of us having our fun, you're attacking me. ❞

❝ You even brought some of your friends for extra claws and teeth. ❞

❝ In every room, there's an enemy. ❞

❝ It's all up to me. ❞

GET AWAY

❝ Every time I see those eyes, my heart skips. ❞

❝ Get away! ❞

❝ Don't look back. ❞

❝ There's lies behind every mask. ❞

❝ I'm running out of time. ❞

❝ It's just a glitch. ❞

❝ Is it a glitch? ❞

❝ What is hunting me? ❞

❝ Can I ever leave by the morning light? ❞

SPEND THE NIGHT

❝ Spend the night at the Pizzaplex! ❞

❝ Run and hide, stay a step ahead. ❞

❝ Stay a step ahead, or you might end up fallin' dead. ❞

❝ There's no time to falter, stay the course. ❞

❝ The show's about to start. ❞

❝ You're a superstar! ❞

BE VERY AFRAID

❝ You try to run away, but we'll never be apart. ❞

❝ I am the monster lurking. ❞

❝ I am the fallen one. ❞

❝ I'll show you what I've become. ❞

❝ I see the fear inside of you. ❞

❝ Time to restore the balance. ❞

❝ Revenge is sweet. ❞

❝ Be very afraid. ❞

❝ Brace your mind for a nightmare. ❞

❝ Doors can't hold me back. ❞

❝ I may be broken to the core, but my anger's intact. ❞

❝ You can't be me, and I can't be you. ❞

WE'RE NOT COMING BACK

❝ Tell our families and everyone we know, we're not coming back. ❞

❝ We're not coming back. ❞

❝ Hello, hello? ❞

❝ Can you hear me call for help? ❞

❝ I am really not myself. ❞

❝ There's others here like me. ❞

❝ Goodbye, goodbye. ❞

❝ Ghosts are my only friends. ❞

THE CHILD INSIDE

❝ You see me like a monster. ❞

❝ I'm just another tale, an urban myth, some legend used to scare the kids. ❞

❝ How long 'til you see the child inside? ❞

❝ You treat me like an outcast. ❞

LAST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE

❝ You won't last the night. ❞

❝ You won't last the night, but we're gonna have so much fun! ❞

❝ Your candle's burning out. ❞

❝ Your candle's burning out, live it while you got it! ❞

❝ Grab a slice, have a cake, before you're cold and rotted. ❞

❝ Celebrate, one more time! ❞

❝ Are you givin' me all you got? ❞

❝ Let's eat, let's rock, let's party now! ❞

❝ It's the last night of your life. ❞

❝ It's your downfall that I'm longing. ❞

❝ Your end doesn't have to be so sad and boring. ❞

❝ Party now, 'cause you won't survive. ❞

❝ It's game over. ❞

❝ Let's make your last night the night of your life. ❞

BAD RABBIT

❝ Come and see me on the stage. ❞

❝ The time for games is over. ❞

❝ My show will toy with your mind 'til you're through. ❞

❝ It's nice to finally meet you. ❞

❝ Our time has been divine. ❞

❝ I'd hate for this to end. ❞

❝ It's a shame you have to die. ❞

❝ Don't look so blue! ❞

❝ We're having fun, now, aren't we? ❞

❝ We've reached your end. ❞

❝ Take your final bow. ❞

❝ Did you enjoy the show? ❞

DISCONNECTED

❝ We were always programmed for system failure. ❞

❝ I turned a blind eye, but I can't do that forever. ❞

❝ I'm on the wrong side, and now I feel it more than ever. ❞

❝ I'm cutting the thread, so this is the end. ❞

❝ You made monsters that feed on innocence with my unknowing help. ❞

❝ Now it chills me to the bone, the way you look at them. ❞

❝ You're on the wrong side. ❞

❝ We can't go down this path together. ❞

❝ When did our dream change? ❞

❝ How did I end up so far in the dark? ❞

❝ My heart is torn. ❞

HALLOWEEN AT FREDDY'S

❝ It's Halloween at Freddy's! ❞

❝ All the guests have arrived. ❞

❝ Everyone's dying to meet you. ❞

❝ Won't you spend the night? ❞

❝ Join us. ❞

❝ There's no time to waste. ❞

❝ I hope you're ready. ❞

❝ Let's cut to the chase. ❞

❝ Don't trust a word they say. ❞

❝ Please try not to cry. ❞

❝ If he says "follow me," you'll never come back. ❞

❝ New friends always run away. ❞

❝ All we want to do is play. ❞

❝ Won't you be the one to stay? ❞

❝ If you listened carefully, you might get out alive. ❞

#fnaf #fnaf rp memes #rp memes #rp prompts #HOLY WORM I DID IT #next time i HAVE to theme it not just by artist bc holy fuck #tryhardninja is too prolific. too powerful.

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DIALTOWN: PHONE DATING SIM SENTENCE STARTERS.

more to come, probably. i didn’t even make it through half of the screenshots i had saved with these :’)

contains very mild spoilers for chapter 3 & suggestive content!

❝ L-Love?! What on God's green earth is THAT?! ❞

❝ Is this "love" thing a type of feeling? I don't really do those, thanks. ❞

❝ I don't want to piss behind any of your rides this year. ❞

❝ You flirt like I'd imagine Mothman would. ❞

❝ Darn. I hate it when I do that. ❞

❝ Fudge. I have $0. ❞

❝ I'd stroll in there, 'n' give 'em the ol' RAZZLE-DAZZLE. ❞

❝ I'm sure I could find a way to...c o n v i n c e them... ;) ❞

❝ Hi, [____]...you look nice today ;) ❞

❝ So, [____]...you have any plans for later today? ;) ❞

❝ I demand to speak to your manager. ❞

❝ Rules, SCHMULES! I don't LIKE rules. I like ANARCHY. ❞

❝ I don't like your LIP, [____]. ❞

❝ I SEEK AN A U D I E N C E. ❞

❝ I piss, bossman. It's what I do. ❞

❝ LET ME INNNNNN! ❞

❝ I REFUSE TO LEARN ANY LESSONS. ❞

❝ Hi, never say that again. ❞

❝ Sowwy... ❞

❝ AND THAT. DON'T EVER SAY "[____]" AGAIN. YOU STOP THAT. ❞

❝ No offense, but I find you mildly upsetting to gawk at! ❞

❝ It's hip to fuck monsters. ❞

❝ I will die before I let you make an omelette with my unborn babies. ❞

❝ I'm a parent, [____]. A PARENT. ❞

❝ HHHHHHHHHHH [Acute Hemorrhaging] ❞

❝ THIS HAS BEEN A TRULY GHASTLY EXPERIENCE. ❞

❝ I fear intimacy, so I push my loved ones away from me with wanton hostility. ❞

❝ Haha, printer go BRRR. ❞

❝ We do live in a society, yes. ❞

❝ Bold of you to assume that I can count. ❞

❝ I would consider half a turnip a lot of money. ❞

❝ Enjoy spending a month in prison. ❞

❝ Okay, so...y'know how gambling is ALWAYS a wise idea? ❞

❝ That sounds fun! I like risks! ❞

❝ Ah, rats...do ALL fun things require money?! ❞

❝ C-Can you give ME therapy? ❞

❝ Oh, no, I just...HAVE to stop you- ❞

❝ You should REALLY not be alive. ❞

❝ ...Bite me. ❞

❝ I'm going to have nightmares about you tonight. ❞

❝ Just for that, I'm laying my eggs on one of your busiest rides. ❞

❝ EGGS. ❞

❝ MY BABIES. ❞

❝ [DEFENSIVE NEANDERTHAL GRUNTING] ❞

❝ They're, uhhh, beautiful? ❞

❝ [PROUD NEANDERTHAL GRUNTING] ❞

❝ FUCK, OH FUCK. ❞

❝ Never use the word [____] around me again, thanks. ❞

❝ I AM A WOUNDED FERAL ANIMAL. ❞

❝ Ya can't rot, if ya don't actually exist. :) ❞

❝ I aim to one day draw Bigfoot out in the open. ❞

❝ Alright, [____], I've got good news and bad news. ❞

❝ I am DUMBFOUNDED. ❞

❝ POPPYCOCK, IT'LL WORK. ❞

❝ Do you know what "man-hunt" means? ❞

❝ I AM A CREATURE. ❞

❝ I AM FAMOUS FOR MY SCREEEECH. ❞

❝ Oh, [____] - I have to insist you don't do this. ❞

❝ FUCK YOU, I DO WHAT I WANT. ❞

❝ If I wanna think outside the box, this is how I'll do it. ❞

❝ This won't end well. ❞

❝ This WILL end well. ❞

❝ So...how's prison? ❞

❝ PLEASE don't do this, [____]. ❞

❝ NOW I KNOW WH-WHY...PEOPLE KEPT TELLING ME NOT TO DRINK THEIR PRINTER INK... ❞

❝ I...don't want any part in this. ❞

❝ Yuck! It's always morals, morals, MORALS with you! ❞

❝ [Literal ape noise] ❞

❝ Ah, fuck, this isn't gonna work. ❞

❝ Oh, c'mon! You've been a negative-nelly all day! ❞

❝ [____], do you wanna learn how to snap necks? ❞

❝ I'll side with the ape-judgment on this one. ❞

❝ Bigfoot doesn't care. ❞

❝ ...Oh, NOW you've done it, you little shit. ❞

❝ ET TU, BIGFOOT? ❞

❝ Do you think Bigfoot can drive? ❞

❝ Best not leave it MOMENTS AFTER A PUBLIC AND GRUESOME MURDER to find out for certain. ❞

❝ Oh, I'm SURE Bigfoot can drive. ❞

❝ Okay...THIS...this, I can USE. ❞

❝ I DON'T LIKE THIS. ❞

❝ If someone irritates you or insults how you park your pick-up truck, you wrap your finger around the trigger and fire shots indiscriminately! ❞

❝ Yes, [____], a war criminal is a bad thing to be. ❞

❝ Thank you. I found it in the trash. ❞

❝ Poifect... ❞

❝ Oh, I just found him in the nearby woods, just chillin'. ❞

❝ YOU'LL GET YER 'NANA WHEN THE JOB IS DONE. ❞

❝ That, shit-child, is SAS-MOTHERFUCKING-SQUATCH. ❞

❝ PAL, IF ONE OF US GETS TO FUCK LIKE BIGFOOT, IT'LL BE ME. ❞

❝ You don't have to squat at home, but you can't squat here. ❞

❝ ARE you some kind of funky alien? ❞

❝ Just between you and me...I'm TOTALLY a human. ❞

❝ I take it full nudity might be a touch too lewd? ❞

❝ Welcome to Casa de la Meme. ❞

❝ Feel free to piss anywhere that isn't my box-bed. ❞

❝ Fib not to me, or consequences there shalt...be. ❞

❝ Oh, boo hoo, did SOMEONE GET SWEATY FROM VISUALIZING OGRE WEENUS? ❞

❝ That's a...personal question. ❞

❝ ...Are you making fun of me? ❞

❝ My life is a stain... ❞

❝ Also, nice pun. ❞

❝ Ah, shit. That's right. I can't read. ❞

❝ Well, maybe I just don't like eye contact. ❞

❝ ...It's KINDA gun-shaped. ❞

❝ Yeah, see, when you say it out loud - ❞

❝ This plan is FAR better. [Evil teeth-baring chimpanzee grin] ❞

❝ MOVE EVEN AN INCH, AND I'LL SQUIRT! ❞

❝ [THREATENING GURGLING] ❞

❝ Nope. Fuck this noise. I'mma just bounce. ❞

❝ It's egg-time. ❞

❝ If I found a used bandy-aid on the ground, I'd INSTANTLY consume it. ❞

❝ MY BROKEN FRENCH IS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR BROKEN FEMURS. ❞

❝ FUCK, I AM WOUNDED. ❞

❝ This couldn't be SIMPLER, you denim-laden BUM. ❞

❝ Ourrrghhh...I've shit meself...I've shit meself and I'm dying... ❞

❝ I'VE SHAT MESELF. I'VE SHAT MESELF AND I'M DYING. ❞

❝ I HAVE SOILED MY BRITCHES, AND I'M DYING. ❞

❝ That about summed it up, really. ❞

❝ When we are done here today...you WILL have ALL the training you need to successfully murder and DEVOUR [____]. ❞

❝ DEVOUR. ❞

❝ Gee wiz. Don't get all mushy on me, man. ❞

❝ ye, it aight ❞

❝ Maybe the allure of the dude's toilet water is just too much for the poor guy... ❞

❝ Hey, I'M feral! It's not such a bad life! ❞

❝ To be clear, I'm threatening to SHOOT you. ❞

❝ I AM THREATENING TO SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN. ❞

❝ IT'S NOT COFFEE. ❞

❝ IT'S A BULLET. I AM NOT OFFERING YOU COFFEE. ❞

❝ ...You're a pretty lousy host, then. ❞

❝ Lord, give me strength... ❞

❝ I'm a freak, just like you! ❞

❝ BABA WANTS IN. ❞

❝ Bold of you to assume I'm capable of complex thought. ❞

❝ ...Bold of you to assume I've ever been to school. ❞

❝ BOOO! ❞

❝ WHAT THE HELL, PARDNER?! ❞

❝ For... [raspy cough] for the banter... ❞

❝ Alright, I feel MUCH less sorry after hearing you speak again. ❞

❝ As a man of honor, I URGE you to change your last words to something less...THAT. ❞

❝ I'd just give ANYTHING to see the look on their face when they open the package with a dead-me inside. ❞

❝ Oh...hello, Satan... ❞

❝ If you let me in, I can suck something ELSE dry... ;) ❞

❝ Ooh! Ooh! That's why I got kicked outta town! ❞

❝ Right. Signs can't stop me because I can't read. ❞

❝ I hate every single one of them. ❞

#dialtown #sentence starters #rp prompts #rp memes #ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #dialtown spoilers /

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PINOCCHIO: A TRUE STORY SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ Skidee skidee skidee skidee! ❞

❝ People started making up some silly stories. ❞

❝ People started making up some silly stories about growing noses and whatnot. ❞

❝ Have you ever seen a nose grow right in front of you? ❞

❝ Now I won't feel so lonely. ❞

❝ This will make for an extremely interesting story. ❞

❝ Have you seen anyone suspicious around here lately? ❞

❝ Now, what should we name you? ❞

❝ No -- he'd grow up to be a turtle who only cares about pizza! ❞

❝ I don't believe my eyes! ❞

❝ You are too special, [____]. ❞

❝ The world is full of people who could harm you. ❞

❝ You're too young and too gullible. ❞

❝ You can go. ❞

❝ ALIIIVE! ❞

❝ I'm a boy and I'm ALIIIVE! ❞

❝ Father, tell me, when can I leave to be on my own? ❞

❝ Tell me, when can I leave to be on my own? ❞

❝ I've got the whole world to see! ❞

❝ You're too...unusual for this world. ❞

❝ Thank you, Daddy! ❞

❝ I knew you wouldn't say no! ❞

❝ Great adventures await! ❞

❝ See you later, my dear [____]! ❞

❝ Bye, Daddy! Buh-bye! ❞

❝ I have a special, most treasured dream. ❞

❝ Mamma mia, a wooden boy! ❞

❝ Mamma mia! ❞

❝ A wooden boy! ❞

❝ [gunshot] ❞

❝ What have you done? ❞

❝ You killed him! ❞

❝ I, uh...I think I'm okay. ❞

❝ Someone here has sausages for brains. ❞

❝ Who's the REAL monster here? ❞

❝ If it's anything like last year, I want my money back! ❞

❝ I want my money back! I've seen this before! ❞

❝ Congratulations, and welcome to our gang -- oop! ❞

❝ It's just me! ❞

❝ Trust me, it will be better this way. ❞

❝ You have to leave as soon as possible. ❞

❝ Get out! Leave! I don't even like you! ❞

❝ I don't even like you! ❞

❝ I'm a freak! ❞

❝ That's what makes you unique. ❞

❝ There's no one else like you. ❞

❝ That place is believed to be by evil spirits. ❞

❝ So long, butterface! ❞

❝ [____], can you stop? I said STOP -- ! ❞

❝ Leave if you want. I don't need you anyway. ❞

❝ Good riddance and good luck! ❞

❝ Keep your luck to yourself. We both know you'll need it more than I will. ❞

❝ I'll tell the whole truth about what you're really doing! ❞

❝ And then...every one of you will go to jail! ❞

❝ [____], please, at least let me explain! ❞

❝ No! I don't wanna hear it! ❞

❝ You left it in my mouth, remember? ❞

❝ You are human now. ❞

❝ What??? ❞

❝ Ugh, yeah...I guess so. ❞

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