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Meanwhile, on Twitter:
Brain farts, a thread
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Don't let the world make you cruel. Let the world make you kind
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TWO ASEXUALS SITTING IN A TREE
S-I-T-T-I-N-G
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The comments lmao
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breakdown of why moon's haunted is the tweet of all time
- the implication that the nasa spaceship got back to earth, from the moon, without nasa knowing
- nasa employee is super chill about it
- theres just a gun lying around
- the astronaut is taking a gun and nothing else to fight ghosts
- moon's haunted
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enemies to lovers but its just me and my brain
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Literally the opposite of what my abusers did. Love it.
normalize talking highly about yourself.
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kittens make everything better
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Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '
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I moved in with my housemate and 2 months later found out she was a conspiracy theorist.
We were talking about covid and I brought up how amazing it is that they'd found a vaccination so quickly.
She goes, oh, no, it was all predetermined. This is gonna last until 2025 yada yada yada.
I literally just closed off to the conversation and decided internally to move out as soon as possible.
Like, don't act like I'm supposed to agree with you, what the fuck.
And guess what happened today, 3 months later. She told me she was in close contact to a positive case from her work, and her test results came back positive.
We both have to self isolate.
When I ask her to please wear a fucking mask around the house, and keep her door closed, she proceeds to tell me that she doesn't need to as I obviously already have it, or it's passed through me.
Excuse me, but when did you become the fucking know it all about covid 19? Are you a scientist? No. Are you a healthcare worker? No.
For fucks sake. I have to self isolate, get tested, and then I need a new place.
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“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the
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Insane dryer noise remix
Awards: 🏅☮️💎☮️🏅🏵️🌟💎☮️🏵️🏅🏅🏵️❤️🏵️🏅💎🏅☮️🏵️
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First mean customer today in my job in customer service.
It's my third shift, so that's a pretty good ratio and I think we can work here long term. :)
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A very comfy spot
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