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VIXX as babysitters

Hakyeon: 2nd mom

Hongbin: Your child's favaourite babysitter, all sunshine and sweet

Ken: You don't know who's taking care of who, Ken taking care of your 5 year old son or your 5 year old son taking care of Ken

Wonshik: Would burn your house trying to bake cookies

Taekwoon: Very loving, but when you get back you find out that your whole fridge is empty because he ate everything

Hyuk: Isn't he an 8 year old himself?

#vixx #they can take care of me anytime aye #kpop #vixx funny #kpop funny

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How To Find Your VIXX Bias

If you are the sweetest in your group but your friends still bully you (but they do love you): Hakyeon

If you are that shy person, but you are secretly the party animal: Taekwoon

If you are so loud your friends need 70 rolls of tape to make you stfu: Ken

If people think you're cute and innocent but you are secretly the devil: Hyuk

If you think you're cool but your friends think you're just the dumbest: Ravi

If you've experienced too many fangirl/fanboy problems and you need someone who understands you: Hongbin

#vixx #hyuk is satan we all know that #kpop #vixx funny #kpop funny

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VIXX as your seatmate/classmate

N: Smart kid who raises his hand to every question, which always makes the teacher notice that you are half asleep

Ken: Way too loud, you need him to shut up because you can't focus on algebra because of his animal noises

Ravi: /passes note/ "ANSWER TO NUMBER 3 PLS. I'M FAILING HISTORY HELP ME"

Hyuk: Always makes problems and gets into trouble, but always gets out of it because he's cute and is good at acting innocent

Hongbin: 24/7 surrounded by girls, if you're a guy and you're his friend and in his clique, you get a girl as well

Leo: Never gives a fuck about studies, yet still aces every single test

#vixx #why are all maknaes evil #kpop #vixx funny #kpop funny #vixx imagine

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VIXX as teachers

Hakyeon: /stands on chairs to reach the top of the whiteboard/

Ravi: That teacher who tries so hard to be cool but ends up looking like a fool

Hongbin: The teacher that always smiles and is nice and is willing to push back deadlines but gives really honest comments on your report card

Taekwoon: The hot and athletic teacher, everyone looks forward to his class

Ken: The loud and over enthusiastic teacher, he thinks the kids like him, but honestly they want him to shut up

Hyuk: The satanic teacher who gives surprise tests and suddenly announces homeworks all the time, but acts sweet and innocent when he meets the head teacher or your parents

#vixx #vixx imagine #sanghyuk more like satan hyuk #kpop #vixx funny #kpop funny

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Hakyeon: /touches Hyuk/

Hyuk: /pins Hakyeon down to the ground/

Hyuk: /breaks Hakyeon's arm/

Hyuk: PHYSICAL ABUSE! SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE THIS MAN IS HARRASSING ME

#maknae on top #hyuk #hakyeon #vixx #kpop

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VIXX's Comeback

Starlight 1: Well I need to get sleep

Starlight 2: I need to focus on school and work

Starlight 3: I need to study hard for my exams

VIXX: /drops teasers/

VIXX: Nope

Every single starlight: ...

#chained up in the fandom #vixx #kpop

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VIXX's Comeback Concept

Jellyfish: "VIXX will comeback with a more mature and powerful concept"

What we think: God damn sexy people body rolling to kill everyone

What Jellyfish means: Cabbage farmers turned into shirtless hot vampires breaking the dress code while twerking in the science lab

#how does jellyfish even think of these concepts damn #i love you vixx #dont take me seriously i wanna squish them and place them in my pocket #vixx #kpop

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N: Wow the stars are so beautiful

Hyuk: Yeah they are

N: You know who else is beautiful?

Hyuk: *blushes* Who?

N: Me

#protect maknae squad #but hakyeon is precious #vixx #kpop #vixxfunny #kpopfunny #hakyeon #hyuk

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Ikon Merch

YG: We gotta promote ikon

YG: Let's sell merch

YG: Ikon shoestring, check, so they won't slip into the diamond life

YG: Pollution? Ikon air refreshener is here, check

YG: Oh wanna see your bias in your dreams? Ikon sleeping mask, check

YG: Haters need a beating, konbat, check

YG: My job here is done

Ikon: /facepalms/

#ikon #ikon funny #kpop #kpop funny #papa yg is the troll #yg

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3 Types of People on Monday

Normal person: UGHHHH MONDAY NO

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Nerd: YAY MONDAY SCHOOL AGAIN

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Starlight: YAY MONDAY MOORIM SCHOOL AGAIN

#i love you wang chi ang #future husband aye #starlight #vixx #vixx funny #kpop funny #kpop

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KBS

KBS: Let's cut moorim school

Starlight 1: /gets gun and bullets rambo style/

Starlight 2: /gets spear/

Starlight 3: /does kendo/

KBS: Ugh, you sure you still wanna go on?

KBS: I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling attacked right now

#kbs you better get your shit together #nah jk starlights are chill #BUT STILL U NEED TO GIVE OUR SHIRTLESS CHIANG #kpop #moorim school #kpop funny #vixx #vixx funny

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How to introduce your friends to kpop

If they like old nickelodeon: Seventeen

If they like 50 shades of grey: VIXX

If they're just loud and crazy: BTS

If they like hardcore rap music and crossfit and gym classes that make you feel like dying: B.A.P

If they like that rich teenage highschool drama: EXO

If they like yaoi: Shinee

If they love kicking and shaking: Teentop

If they act very cool and all but are actually complete idiots: Monsta X

If they like banging in the clubs: Bigbang

#dont take me seriously i love them all #until i can't choose a bias #my life problems #kpop #vixx #bts #exo #shinee #monsta x #kpop funny #bigbang #seventeen #b.a.p

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Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Hyuk

Looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Ravi

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Hongbin

Looks like he could kill you and can actually kill you but is secretly a cinnamon roll: Leo

Gets pelted with cinnamon rolls often because of his nagging: N

Pls stuff him up with cinnamon rolls so he would shut up: Ken

#vixx #leo is so cute i cry #idek my bias anymore #vixx funny #kpop funny #kpop #kenjumma #njumma

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Moorim School

Starlight: Oh damn Hongbin in a drama

Starlight: /squeals/

Starlight: Oh damn Hongbin doing martial arts in the drama

Starlight: /seal claps/

Starlight: Oh damn Hongbin looking good as the rich heir character

Starlight: /nosebleed/

Starlight: OH DAMN HONGBIN SHIRTLESS A FEW TIMES AND ITS JUST THE FIRST EPISODE

Starlight: /dead/

#my life rn #HONGBIN'S ABS I CRY #vixx hongbin #hongbin #vixx funny #kpop funny #vixx #kpop #moorim school

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Wonshik

Wonshik being sexy: Wonchic

Wonshik hitting: Wonflick

Wonshik isn't feeling well: Wonsick

Wonshik having an ice cream: Wonlick

Wonshik hitting on girls: Wonchick

Wonshik being an asshole: Wondick

Wonshik checking off a list: Wontick

Wonshik using his phone: Wonclick

Wonshik on April Fools: Wontrick

#i'm sorry HAHAHA #kim won sweg #swiggity sweg santa #RAVEHHH #vixx ravi #vixx funny #vixx #kpop #kpop funny

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How To Propose To A Kpop Fangirl

Rule 1: Buy her her bias groups' albums and merchs. Ring? No, we need posters of oppa shirtless.

Rule 2: Learn the moves from her favourite songs' dances. RING DING DONG RING DING DONG.

Rule 3: Try using eyeliner. Makes you look like her oppar

Rule 4: Get ready to get rejected because you don't qualify her high korean standards.

#kpop #kpop survival guide #kpop funny #i need a boyfriend like this bye

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Hakyeon: Hi!

Hyuk: /throws passport and plane tickets to him/ I'm sending you on a vacation BYE

#evil maknae muahaha #if i debut i swear i will be an evil makane #hyuk #hakyeon #vixx hyuk #vixx hakyeon #vixx n #kpop funny #vixx funny