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A Series of Unfortunate Events: *has a title that explicitly states that nothing in this show will go right*
Lemony Snicket, every episode: this show is depressing and nothing, absolutely NOTHING, will go right so LOOK AWAY
Me: *doesn't look away*
The episode: does not have a happy ending
Me: hoW DARE - WAIT UNTIL THE READERS OF THE DAILY PUNCTILIO HEAR ABOUT THIS
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THE HOLY TRINITY OF GOOD FUCKING COMEDY
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i just saw someone on tumblr say they were born in 2004 and i choked you’re all babies babies i say it’s impossible anyone born in 2004 is 5 years old at most
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if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song
#black butterflies and deja vu#by the maine#it makes me think of this guy i like#he doesnt know it tho oops#lol
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September 8, 2018, Wrigley Field Chicago 📸sbconcertphotography via IG
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me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left
child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head
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