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why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

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i assume you are kind of a loser

Well man this is tumblr

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How To Draw A Horse - a comic by Emma Hunsinger

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you listen to music even though youre a chick? Thats like this crazy wojak i saw

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#joey ate my last stick of gum so I killed him. do you think that was wrong? #rip matthew perry

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I’ve been pretty depressed about the ethnic cleansing of my race that’s going on right now, and today I suddenly remembered this video I came across back in 2014, around the time this song came out. It’s just an innocent fanmade mv with people dancing to Happy by Pharrell Williams in different locations across Gaza, but it’s absolutely chilling to watch now that almost none of these places are still standing.

I really hope all of these people are okay.

#gaza #free palestine #free gaza #palestine #Youtube

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The Topeka Daily Capital, Kansas, July 27, 1903

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go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

#the middle of the russian mountains #I would certainly die

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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

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hey! take it easy soon, if you can. 

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do interact if: you have a hyphenated last name, you're an older sibling, you have a cat, art was your favorite subject, you have kissed your friends, you really like at least one field of science, watch nature documentaries, you drank from the hose, you've been involved with the production of a musical but you never listened to hamilton, have at least one stick-n-poke, drink coffee every day, you have a favorite houseplant, prefer little and big spoon equally, have a dietary restriction, have dyed your hair green, or have been somewhere that you don't speak the language

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happy Thursday the 20th

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he has no saliva

in defense of my point of the Cookie Monster having wet long fingers, I think they are still hairy and furry but they are wet they were wet because he was always licking his lips and sucking on them and sucking on his wet fingers that long grinch finger long ass bitch finger mouth his answer was in his fucking mouth because he was like sucking eating the cookies and he was like he was like he wasn’t even shooting them riding down on them I’m gonna throw up

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what do you think of my comedian alignment chart

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TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY