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Me with the fucking phrasal verbs

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Guys with painted nails (preferably dark colors) doing hand jobs or fingerings is my new fictional porn kink unlocked

#thank you AO3 and a few of fics I forgot to bookmark #fictional world

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Phil Dunster at the 30th SAG Awards Season Celebration presented by City National Bank

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#man is pretty #man is babygirl #man is Barbie #phil dunster #ted lasso cast

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Yall should all go watch Ted Lasso. The plot is so good.

♪ Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round ♪

PHIL DUNSTER as Jamie Tartt in Ted Lasso 3.13 "Mom City"

#jamie tartt #i can't stop staring

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Jamie Tartt + adventures in sitting

#bisexuals don't sit straight #Jamie Tartt

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Ss2!Jamie hits me so fucking hard in the head

Ears (3/?)

#jamie tartt

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my ass is so grabable spankable squeezable if u even care

#jamie tartt

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Is there a gifset of all the times Roy refers to Jamie just "Jamie" rather than anything else - no insults-as-a-name and no full name usage, Jamie Fucking Tartt or whatever? Especially to his face, or in his presence? Whether it's friendly or not?

He does usually call him Jamie to Keeley, like when he talks about Jamie apologising to him for the funeral, but I think that could be put down to the fact that he's speaking to Keeley in "her language," and she calls him Jamie. However, it does happen more in the dressing room environment than people maybe think it does - it's definitely not a never situation.

He calls him just Jamie in 1.03, to Ted, to Jamie himself, and to Colin and Isaac when talking about Nate, in 1.04 with the little bitch pre-Madonna line, in 1.06, about drinking Dani's booze (Jamie's not wrong, ghosts prefer empty bottles that we've all drunk,) in 2.07 when he calls Jamie out for his perceived mistake with Richard in the box - he screams just Jamie, not Tartt, in training - in the press conference in 3.11, talking about Jamie leading the league in assists, and when he asks him out for a drink in 3.12...

I'm blanking on other moments, but it starts early on, and my basic thesis here is that for better or worse, and despite what Jamie himself might think, Jamie has, from fairly early, always been "Jamie" to Roy in his mind, not Tartt or anything else, and the uses of Tartt or insults are actively performative (later affectionate) rather than Roy's automatic identification of him.

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Jamie's slutty thighs

#jamie tartt #pixar mom style #winning #thighlights

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I would read the living hell out of any fic that has hozier's lyrics as the title

#fanfiction #hozier #just found out a fic I've loved a year ago was named after movement's lyrics #it's fate #it's taste #it's hozier

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To the artists that feel like they'll never be the muse, you emotions toward your muse is my most gorgeous muse of all

#three times and 'muse' doesn't feel like a word anymore #anyway...

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P.L.E.A.S.E.

I need Roymie fanfics with Roy who does the pining and Jamie is the oblivious one. If the angst is there, then that's the big bonus for the journey *bite heads off*

“no, roy doesn’t like me like that.” jamie insists while the team is at the bar. “roy hates me still. love ain’t on the table.”

everyone shares a glance, unable to really believe that.

isaac watched as jamie wordlessly walked over to where roy was eating lunch and handed over his clementines. roy peeled them without breaking conversation with beard and nate, going so far as to peel the little white bits off too before handing the clementine back. everyday jamie does that, and everyday roy peels them without complaint. if that’s not love, isaac doesn’t know what is.

sam overheard as jamie talked for several minutes about something so random and inconsequential to their daily lives, but roy listened. he didn’t say a word, didn’t interrupt other than to add a little tidbit of his own to the story. there was a small smile on the corner of his lips and his eyes were bright. it didn’t matter how boring the topic was, roy wanted to hear it. if that’s not love, sam doesn’t know what is.

the whole team witnessed roy coming into the locker room before training and saw jamie wasn’t there. they all watched as roy began to pace around his office, head down and not speaking to anyone. that is, until jamie came strolling into the locker room a minute before training started, drinks in his hand; one for him and one for roy. jamie knows roy’s coffee order by heart. if that’s not love, the team doesn’t know what is.

keeley pointed out that whenever roy says something that causes the team to laugh, he always looks at jamie to see if he’s laughing. if jamie’s not, roy adds to the joke until he does. if that’s not love, she doesn’t know what is.

“and,” jan says pointedly. “the two of you were kissing in the boot room yesterday.”

“yeah, out of hate!” jamie defends even when everyone starts laughing uncontrollably.

#ted lasso #royjamie #roy x jamie #jamie tartt #roy kent #fanfic recs

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I saw a tiktok edit with this scene under the song you belong with me and now I am UNWELL–

#jamie tartt

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Thia is so true wth 😭😭👏👏✨✨

i’ve been making a lot of fake tweets lately. here’s one i wanted to share 🫶🏻

#jamie tartt #steve harrington

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Thanks. I needed this.

Ted Lasso Players by (Approx) Ages youngest to oldest (for season 1, “It’s 2020, babe. Women can do anything”.)

Kukoč & Sam (20)

Jamie (23)

Arlo & Isaac & Moe & Tommy (24)

Colin & Dani & Tom (25)

Richard & Jack & Declan (26)

Robbie & Thierry (27)

Jeff & Ugo (28)

Jan (28)

Gareth (28.5)

Paul (29)

Roy (38)

#ted lasso #jamie tartt

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My dear barbie

[Chris] "That goal was all down to Tartt. He's seeing two passes ahead." [Arlo] "Brilliant play indeed from the unsinkable Jamie Tartt."

PHIL DUNSTER as JAMIE TARTT in SEASON 3 EPISODE 11 of TED LASSO (2020—)

bonus: those puppy eyes with no caption

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I may or may not have fallen in love in/with Amsterdam...

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #the most healing episode in the most healing TV show I've ever #gonna take my love to see a tulip one day #and windmills #and riding bikes across town passing midnight and into the lake #maybe teach someone to ride a bike too even if I'm suck at educating grownups #and then go to bed later because I stayed up all night watching creativity and humor being put nicely into artworks