you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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reblog for sample size !!
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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you
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Oi lads Mystra is a fuckin' nonce pass it on
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"don't mass reblog/like :/" coward. fool. somebody just went through and liked and reblogged 64 things from my blog in the span of half an hour at most. and i've never felt more alive in my life
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Benny from Fallout: New Vegas
Please reblog for a larger sample size
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i just wanna see modern au dammon with a tiny goth gf/bf
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Fuck you Frazer, Dammon is now Trans ~
Cropped for nudity. Full version on twitter (handle: Discowhoria (NSFW 18+ only))
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ok but whys he so adorable?
My Tav Amateos
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Voss: please you must accept the devils offer we-
Tav: it’s alright, wait for us downstairs.
Voss: *looks at them, then at Raphael, then at lae’zel*
Lae’zel: listen to them Kithrak, you can trust them.
Voss: *nods* very well… I will await you downstairs. *walks out*
Raphael: I’m glad to see you’ve made i-
*squeak!*
Minsc: I? Boo? You know this man??
Raphael: boo?
Boo: *scurry’s down minsc’s arm and leaps from him onto Raphael’s awaiting palm, before scurrying up to his shoulder* squeak!
Raphael: I- well yes I know that-
Boo: squeak!
Raphael: yes and I’m greatful for th-
Boo: squeak! Squeak!
Raphael: I?! You can’t be serious! Let’s be reasonable here my furry friend-
Boo: SQUEAK!!
Raphael: Ugh! Fine! Take the damned thing! *summons the hammer dropping it at tavs feet*
Boo: squeak.
Raphael: what about her?! I know I owe you more than a few favours but-
Boo: *grabs his face* …
Raphael: *visibly nervous* …I’ll release her.
Boo: squeak.
Raphael: …And apologise.
*a few minutes later*
Astarion: I would. Like to thoroughly and sincerely apologise to boo… I don’t want to know what that hamster is capable of.
Minsc: a wise choice! Boo is the most mighty and powerful hamster in all the realms! And he accepts your apology.
Boo: squeak!
Tav: who was it he asked Raphael to release by the way?
*meanwhile in the house of hope*
Korrilla: I don’t want to end my contract with Raphael, he’s a great boss and he gives me what I want when I want it Hope!
Hope: ughhh if you won’t leave then I’ll stay here. He’s not allowed to hurt me anymore so I guess I’ll forgive him. He seems to be suffering enough as is-
Raphael: *bawling his eyes out into his pillow because his plans all got undone by a hamster* ITS NOT FAAAAAIR!!!
Haarlep: *patting his hair* there there~
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I need Zevlor to hold me in his arms and wrap his tail around my leg.
That’s it.
That’s the post.
Enjoy ♡
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