fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them
6'8" woman with big glasses im sitting next to on the couch watching two cartoon women appear on screen: i think they should fuck epic schnarsty style
me (trying not to go unconscious by death gripping my nintendo 3DS XL so hard the screen starts flickering): how much do yuo think you coulgd kiss me. with tognue.
[ID: There is a picture of Pope Francis speaking and the abstract says, "Pope Francis has said that sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God' that should be 'disciplined with patience'." End ID]
Listen, one of my favourite Subreddits is r/skyrim. Not because of the quality of the content or the funniness of the posts.
But simply because once in a while, it'll make me smile. Every now and then somebody who just got the game (a thirteen year old game, mind you!) will post a screenshot of something like the thieves' guild symbols and ask "What's this?"
And every time I am reminded of the XKCD comic. They are one of today's 10'000 and that's beautiful. They get to discover sometging I've already discovered years ago, and I can't help but smile, as I hope my ancestors smiled down at me when I started my first fire or foraged for my first wild berries.