so did you pay someone to give you that hairdo, or did your head get caught in a propeller ? asking for a friend.
uh, wrong and wrong. it’s the result of tiresoming, excruciating, forty-seven step routine. i’d never give it to you, but just so you can ackowledge the pain and artistry of true handsomeness i will tell you it involves incense, moisturizing, three types of hungarian geese feather brushes, a chinese cat figure thingamabob ... you know, one of those that’s constantly throwing its paw up and down, and beewax.