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people who say shit like “nobody gets married thinking they’ll get divorced” haven’t met me. i’m not just thinking it, i’m looking forward to it

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shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

#me

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mr J what did you do today?

It's just more of the same

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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

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if i had three genie wishes the first would be for a bigger butt, the second would be shapeshifting powers, and the third would be to end world hunger

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

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everyone take my 114 result ‘which character are you’ uquiz

#skyler white

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can you guys take my uquiz

#uquiz

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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

#aro volturi

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“let women date men” “let women shave” “let women be girly and feminine” what alternate reality are you guys living in.