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Thank u for the ask anon^^

☕Coffee or tea while you write?

Oh coffee, big coffee guy here, both warm and iced but mostly lukewarm coffee I forgot about while writing and down in one single go at the end of my session dhdhdjd.

🦉Is there another author that helped inspire you to write?

Oh yeah I get a lot of inspiration from authors like Adam Neville and Stephen King but lately especially Joe Millard his way of writing cowboys influences me a great big deal together with some elements taken from Cormac McCarthy.

#asks #^^^

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Hello hello!! For the the ask game: 💻What do you write your stories on?  🚿Where do your best ideas seem to strike? 🎬One of your fics gets turned into a TV series. Which one is it and what network is it on?

May you have a great timezone!

Hiii thank you sm for the ask^^

💻: I exclusively write on my laptop, best way for me to sit down and properly concentrate on what i write.

🚿: usually while I'm on the bus or taking a walk, in any moment where I'm not focused on doing a specific task and can just focus about whatever crosses my mind freely.

🎬: I'm going to say Devil's Den (my cowboy au for the movie fury2014) i already divided the story in episodes so is an easy choice fhdhdj, and channel I'd say CBS channel because it used to air rawhide too.

#asks #^^^

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Fanfic Writer Emoji Ask Game Part II

💖 Which of your fics is your pride and joy? 🎥 Pick a fic and I'll tell you the song I imagine playing during its movie trailer.

📝 How many words do you have posted?

🤩 What's the most meaningful comment you've ever received?

🔮What's your favorite plot twist you've ever written?

👄 Your OTP are having their first kiss. What song do you imagine is playing?

🎭What genre of writing comes easiest to you?

🙊Your coworkers or classmates stumble across one of your fics, but don't know you're the author. Do you fess up? Or keep quiet?

🙌What's a line or paragraph of yours that you're proud of?

🦉Is there another author that helped inspire you to write?

👶Fankids: How you do you feel about them? Would your OTP have kids?

🐗How do you handle trolls?

🟥How long do you spend in edits?

🏡What is your perfect writing envrionment?

💪What motivates you to write?

🚿Where do your best ideas seem to strike?

🌠What are your top three most commonly used tags on AO3?

💻What do you write your stories on? Laptop, phone, paper, etc.

🤔What are some words or phrases you find yourself overusing?

📕How do you feel about people printing your fics?

🤷‍♀️What's a fic you didn't expect to be popular, but really took off?

🍎What's something you learned while researching for a fic?

🥘What wip are you most excited about?

🦗Do you write in sequence or jump around?

👀 Would you ever accept requests or commissions?

😱What's your greatest fear as a fanfic writer?

☕Coffee or tea while you write?

📈Which are your top three most popular fics by bookmarks?

🎬One of your fics gets turned into a TV series. Which one is it and what network is it on?

🛌 What's a trope you haven't written, but want to?

🐸 If you incorporated your OTP into a Disney movie plot, which would it be?

👩‍🎓 Do you have an 'official' creative writing background such as a degree or previous experience publishing?

⏳If you could go back in time and tell your younger writer self something, what would it be?

💯 What rating do you write the most? Gen Audiences, Teen, Mature, or Explicit? How many fics at that rating do you have?

😁What makes you happiest? New fic comments, kudos, bookmarks, user subscribers, story subscribers, or Tumblr asks?

🐎 Would you ever do a medieval or pirate au?

👩‍🏫Pick a character and I'll tell you their favorite season and why.

🎵Do you make playlists for your fics?

🌷What's one of your fics that isn't as popular, but you hold dear?

❓Insert your own question here!

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I got a great idea for a blonco fanfic*evil hand rubbing*

#they will comfort eachother as god(Sergio Leone) intended

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#made the boy too blonde but it’s a vibe #the good the bad and the ugly #blondie #the man whit no name #tmwnn #the dollars trilogy #my art #shitpost #cowboys #tuco ramirez #angel eyes\sentenza #angel eyes

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looking for people who want to turn 100 dollars into 5000 dollars. this is not a pyramid scheme or a crypto/NFT project. we will be selling Mexican black tar heroin

- Blondie, probably

#...i have something to draw real quick #xbdbnd

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Pink panther looking ahh😭

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given that the (pop-cultural) cowboy and the (pop-cultural) samurai are equal and opposite counterparts, it stands to reason that the (pop-cultural) cowboy should be able to shoot someone so good that it vertically bisects them several seconds later

#how cool would it be if tmwnn did thattt

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Love putting characters in horror situations I think it does them good.

#putting the gbu guys in a bone tomahawk kinda situation to see what happens

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Gifs:

Brian: Yeah, that’s right! And if you are not bookin’ me I’d like to leave. Either way, I want you outta my face Bill: Oh yeah, hardass? I’m in your face to stay! What are you gonna do about it? Brian: Go ahead, hit me! Herb: Bill! Brian: Go ahead

Script:

BRIAN Yeah, that's right. And if you're not gonna book me, I'd like to leave. Either way, I wan.t you out of my face. Bill grabs Brian by the front of his jacket and drags him close, nose to nose. BILL Oh yeah, hardass? I'm in your face to stay! What are you gonna do about it? Brian answers the challenge by giving the deputy's chin a sloppy lick. Bill cocks his fist back, furious. BILL You little shit. I oughtta bust your head open. HERB (interrupts softly) Bill Bill realizes he is out of line. He lets Brian loose, then turns away, wiping his chin. SALLY JEFFERS, the matronly radio dispatch operator, enters. Herb turns to her

Russell, C. (Director). (1988). The Blob. Palisades California, Inc.

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my 3 girlfriends. and yes, they’re body horror-centric 80s remakes of 50s movies that are widely considered to be better than the original

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The blob 1988 I wasn't aware of your game

#holy shit the gore? delicious #a bar in the trunk of your car? amazing

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Kind of a weird question I hope you don't mind dhejeje but hypothetically if Lalo had to face all of the main villains in the dollar's trilogy movies (so like El indio, angel eyes, Ramon etc..)) who somehow are still alive how would it go?

Do you think he'd try to strike unlikely alliances for some ulterior motive? Or that he'd be more likely to seek out revenge for something they did to him? Maybe also trying to get their bounty?

Ok ok so this has to be one of the most exciting questions I've gotten!! My brain has been Turning super hard trying to think of my answer (THAT'S GOOD!!) I'm going to try to not make him a Mary-sue and see that all his fights are unfair and not crazy easy for him

Ookok!!

Lalo (17) vs Ramon, El Indio, then angle eyes! I'll go in order from first movie to last :))

There are ALOT of factors that change each villain! 

Ramon would be the easiest for him to get to know, they're both Mexican, which makes me think Ramon would be more open to him, try to take him in like an apprentice

 Boast how Lalos is better than his little brother. 

His reason for killing Ramon would be more towards justice, he's drifting around and see's the towns gone to shit, Ramon has kidnapped some innocent lady from her family! Lalo can fix that, so he will. 

Lalos is less of a plan guy and more of a shoot and see what happens! He'd keep his killings inside, instead of the back and forth with the baxtors. I'm sure he'd chat with the lovely lady once, and get all the  information she knew about schedules and such, make a deal that he'll kill Ramon for a good amount of money.  

Ramons viewing of Lalo would equal better trust, which means it's easier for Lalo to slip by in places he shouldn't be. After letting the family go he'd get back and  try to pretend he didn't know what happened, but get surprised by Ramon clicking his shotgun. 

Their battle would be a moving one, hiding behind walls and shooting at each other, Lalo having to deal with three other of Ramons men. Lalo keeps nearly getting his chest blown. But he ends up getting Ramon in the head. Towns saved, yay! And he gets good money from the baxtors, he's still young and thinks that's one's better than two, so he leaves it at that. 

El Indios death would be for the money 💰 10,000 bounty!?! He could show off to his dads so hard lol

El Indio is more difficult, joining his gang won't be easy…and getting to know him is even worse. The guy screams crazy and deranged, but Lalo has a pretty optimistic personality, so trying to get along with him for the most part wouldn't be bad. 

Indio would be suspicious, naturally, but Lalo taking his younger status to advantage would say he wants to join a “group” and he knows Indio is really dangerous, which will make his own bounty high when he gets one. Indio makes him fight one of his men to prove himself, and Lalo wins.

Being in a group is torture to Lalo, he's the youngest and new so he's constantly being watched and criticized by the other members. They eat when Indio says, stop and rest, travel, ugh! He especially hates being surrounded by criminals, he's no Saint, but his ego definitely believes he's better than them. He probably gets irritated and shows off by killing a few and claiming it as an accident.It was no problem as Indio kept sending him out in duos, probably to see if he'd still come back. 

I figure Indio would find this a lie when he finds a few of the bodys with two holes in them each…

This time he can't sneak under someone's wing. Indio was hardly sad when his wing man died, why would he even think about taking some random kid under his wing? He'd end up exposing Lalo for being a bounty killer, since Lalo was after him and not the bank notes. Lalo would be too inexperienced to catch on and they would beat him. Indio would do the same thing of letting him leave and tricking his men to go after him. 

One by one he goes through them, and finally he's at his wits end, tired, beaten, standing across from Ramon. I'd love the music to be from when Indio killed the man who betrayed him (or just El Indio theme) 

Lalo wins, and turns Indios body in, winning 10,000$$$  He decides to return the money back to the bank, just left it in the front and road off. 

Angel eyes 😨

The guy is smart, cold and calculating. Nothing Lalo would do could trick him! I suppose if he was still alive, Lalo would be upset at how he beat Tuco. 

Perhaps Angel eyes can see Lalo as a Blondie 2.0 and try to get him to partner up with him, saying they're both strong and such. The two of them can get bigger paying bounties, Lalo going under someone else's wing once again. I feel like lalo is as sadistic as angel eyes, but they both put it away for a better facing personality. That would make a crazy fun little duo!

Except No way Angel wouldn't be planning for those two deaths. They would both know that Angel eyes wants to kill them and in turn lalos gonna want to kill him. 

So the partnership would be futile and would end in a duel.

I don't think that Angel eyes would be the type to run away from someone actively chasing him. He's got enough ego and Age to think he'll outdraw Lalo. 

That's a little boring! What if Lalo himself was after the 200,000!?!

He'd get into all sorts of trouble. Of course he himself would have both the names, after a beating he'd only give up the name of the yard, telling Angel he'd have to kill him to get the name on the grave. 

I'm sure he'd escape from the group for a short period of time, but eventually they'd both end up at the graveyard together. 

I'm kind of seeing why having two separate people knowing two different things is a smart idea. With blondie, he's able to negotiate into a fight by splitting the chances of who'll get the name on the grave.

 With just Lalo, what could angel eyes possibly do at that point? He won't talk if beaten… but being held at gunpoint…I don't think Lalo wants to die that early. But!! He would die after giving Angle the name anyways!! Argg!!🫠🫠 

He could possibly do what Blondie did, though!

It's all hypothetical anyways 😮‍💨 but fun!! My brain was WORKING during this haha! 

I might just have to give Lalo his own little villain huh? Not too good at writing 😕

If I make any errors or if anybody wants further details about any of these interactions/Fights I'd be happy to explain! I'm kinda Bing writing it lol, so don't be afraid to tell me if somethings off!! :]

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When you get an unexpected uptick of kudos/comments/bookmarks on an old fic and it’s like… who recced it and where…. please….. i need to send a flower basket and include them in my will…….

#me when i get a bunch of traction on my one our flag means death fanfic #now that i think about it this happened a lot when the second season endingaired #like *a lot*

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