cuddy: did none of you think it's a bad idea?!
house: oh no, we all did. we just decided to do it anyway.
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MAJOR GROM: PLAGUE DOCTOR (2021) — dir. Oleg Trofim
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The beginning and the end
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adam, setting down a card: ace of spades.
samandriel, pulling out an uno card: +4
jack, pulling out a pokemon card: jolteon, i choose you.
klark, trembling: what are we playing
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stephen: are you this rude to all your friends?
tony: yes. don’t think you’re special.
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aragorn, getting down on his knee: legolas...
legolas: no NO WAY
aragorn: i think it's time to say something-
aragorn: but i-
frodo, werily: could you please stop doing it every time it's legolas' turn to carry the ring?
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house: shut up.
forman: i didn't say anyth-
house: you were thinking. it's annoying.
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amy: don't you think i can fight because i'm a girl?
jake: i don't think you can fight becuase you're wearing a wedding dress.
rosa: if i were you, i wouldn't jump to conclusion.
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erik and logan: *noding, shaking each other hands*
logan: *deadpan* you're so fucking annoying i despise you.
erik: *also deadpan* i've never met someone uglier or weaker than you.
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rosa: don't worry, i have a couple of knives in my sleeve.
amy: you mean cards?
rosa, pulling knives out of her sleeves: no, i don't.
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charles, peeling a banana: may i take your jacket, sir? hahahaha.
jake: do you think other people can’t hear you
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jake: rosa, it is your turn to give the pep-talk.
rosa: fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.
holt, proudly: succinct and informative.
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criminal: you're too late! you'll never stop me now!
jake: that's where you wrong, we'll stop you with the power of:
rosa: incredible violence.
jake: and love!
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nebula: so, are you two together now?
peter & gamora: yes.
peter: well, i think gamora is very strong, and smart, and-
nebula: yes, i can understand that, but i'm trying to figure out what's going on in gamora's head.
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Stephen: Don't drive safely.
Tony: Don't die safely.
Harley: Do die.
Peter: h e l p.
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my finger slipped I swear
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harry: could you be more annoying?
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rk900: good morning detective. you look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
gavin: bullshit. i look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. big difference.
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