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Disclaimer: DMC5 was my first DMC

#DMC #DMC3 #DMC5 #Dante #DMC Meme #dmc shitpost

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Vergil is gonna have a rough readjustment to his new life

#dmc #devil may cry #devil may shitpost #devil may meme #dante #vergil #nero #trish #oedipus issues transfer between twins

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i’m steadily losing my mind in lockdown so to kill some time, i challenged myself to recast breaking bad with muppets with the exception of bryan cranston as walter white

this is what i came up with:

gonzo fills the jesse role because his tolerance for pain is high enough to last most of the show’s run. he is not lured away to the cartel with promises of money or respect, but rather promises of free chicken access.

piggy’s obviously skyler, but then the issue arises of kermit playing hank instead of walter, so she just double casts herself as skyler AND marie in a transparent attempt to increase her screen time and spend the other half of it with kermit. walter (the muppet) is walt jr because it’s convenient, but walter (the muppet) keeps responding to lines being directed towards walter (white)

fozzie is saul and at no point is it ever explained how rubber chicken gags make him a functional lawyer.

once we introduce gus things start to get rough because there are so many good casting choices we could go with here, but ultimately i had to settle on the swedish chef because translating gus’s horrifically dark threats into fake, incomprehensible gibberish has way too much potential to pass up. meanwhile, scooter is gale and is just too genuinely excited to have scenes with bryan cranston to realize he’s about to get shot.

sam the eagle is mike and spends most of his screentime irritated with the goofy antics of everyone around him, so in other words, he’s playing mike.

dr. teeth and the electric mayhem briefly stand in for uncle jack’s gang, and by “briefly” i mean they roll into the plot at the last minute on their bus, steal all of walt’s money, kidnap gonzo and leave as quickly as they came.

at the end of the day this is all pretty liquid but the one casting choice i absolutely refuse to dispute under any circumstances is animal as tuco.

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The more I think about it, the more I realize how broken the twins really are.

#dmc #devil may shitpost #devil may cry #dante #vergil #invincible #dmc5 #bandwagoning

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Really didn’t think I’d like this edgy bastard as much as I did

#dmc #dmc5 #devil may shitpost #devil may cry 5 #devil may cry #nero #the most well-adjusted person in the family is an insecure skateboarding wrestler

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Dante: *Does literally anything*

Vergil:

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DMC 5 Vergil campaign really gives you a taste of what he has to put up with. You go the entire game plowing through and then Dante shows up and makes you look like a dumbass.

#dmc #dante #vergil #dmc5

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Dante isn’t the best grief counselor.

#dmc3 #dmc3 lady #dmc dante #dmc #mass effect #dmc meme

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Replace Ava with Krieg in Bl3 and instant goty

#borderlands #borderlands 2 #borderlands 3 #krieg #handsome jack #lilith

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Dimitri has got some serious guts

#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #berserk #guts #fe3h dimitri

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Afternoon doodle: A quickie Nathan Drake sketch! Can’t wait to play Uncharted 4 soooooooooooooooooooooooon.