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enigmeer · 7 years
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31 october 2011
enjoy soup for the first and last time
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enigmeer · 7 years
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29 octobe r2011
knot together last supply of nasal hairs to produce escape ladder- no time to test, just hope
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enigmeer · 7 years
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28 october 2011
Deny existence of Chlorine and chlorinated organics.  Cover all yellow pipes in brown sauce.
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enigmeer · 7 years
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26 october 2011
develop ESP and apply for job in sales forecasting.  Alternatively decide when drunk
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enigmeer · 7 years
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22 octpober 2011
close eyes really hard until I can see Elvis
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enigmeer · 7 years
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21 ocbober 2011
Remove blue and yellow dye from knees- camouflage no longer needed to get into bee hive now I've learnt the waggle dance
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enigmeer · 7 years
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18 october 2011
cancel crash course on impact damage assessment
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enigmeer · 7 years
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16 october 2011
attempt to live life according to the lyrics of Randal Kleiser's film grease. Pot of dried paint to the winner
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enigmeer · 7 years
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9 october 2011
Go to medical dept for removal of left boot.  Dam this new technology
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enigmeer · 7 years
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9 octobe r 2011
insert left foot into left boot. If successful repeat on right side.
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enigmeer · 7 years
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4 october 2011
suspend trials of ear wax as a protective coating- poor resistance to electromagnetic fields proven
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enigmeer · 7 years
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30 serptember 2011
Compose farewell song for leaving do based on tune of Holiday in Cambodia
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enigmeer · 7 years
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29 september 2011
Contact Bishop Sean Heughan for large supply of holy water to aid rejuvination project
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enigmeer · 7 years
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17 septermber 2011
begin search for lucky clover on south plots
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enigmeer · 7 years
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12 september 2011
decide on where to place additional eye and how to bond it to cardboard cut out of John Nokes. Get down Shep!
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