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“It just seemed like he fell asleep… didn’t it?”

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Mai children are being werid again XD

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technoblade: hi everyone my name is technochan im just an ordinary 21 year old minecraft player uwu i like to stab orphans hehe

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chag chanukah sameach let's get lit 🕎

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he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit

angsty bonus:

after a long and heartfelt hug he and Iroh had The Talk™ gay edition

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Ten Stupid Convos From The Dream SMP Gang Part Four

Karl & Tubbo: *listening to ‘Pigstep but it’s Technoblade sounds’*

Karl: Wow...he’s just so handsome

Tubbo: It-

Tubbo: It’s noises, Karl

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Tommy: You know, sometimes you sound like you think you’re better than everyone else

Techno: No. It’s just that I’m surrounded by idiots

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Fundy: Wilbur fucked a salmon.

Tubbo: That’s a...thats a little bit strange

Fundy: How so?

Tubbo: Well...why a salmon?

Fundy: What else is there?

Tubbo: I mean...a sheep?

Fundy: ...

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Tommy: ‘Oh my name is Technoblade and I love little penis’

Techno: Wha-

Phil: What?

Techno: Heeeh??

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BBH: The fact that I like Skeppy more than the rest of you combined doesn’t mean that I don’t like you

Puffy: Oh :(

Eret: ...combined??

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Techno: Is that Enderman Edward?

Phil: No, it can’t be Edward. Edward is inside

Techno: Ah, it’s just his cousin

Phil: *pulling out his sword* His dead cousin

Techno:

Phil: *laughing maniacally*

Techno: Phil, I’m getting concerned about your violent tendencies

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Quackity: I’m scared...will you hug me?

George: Uhhhh...here, have some turkey

Quackity: But I’m lactose intolerant :(

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Tubbo: So do those mobs only spawn on Halloween?

Techno: Yep

Tubbo: So how does it account for leap years?

Techno: I...I’d imagine it wouldn’t-

Phil: No no no, let him explain himself. Let him do it himself

Tubbo: Because obviously the day that Halloween is...wait...wait no it’s February that does that!

Phil: There we go, he figured it out himself

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Tommy: Here’s a sign, Ninja. Put it on your house so people know it’s your home

Ninja: *typing* Ninja’s House...Pants Optional.

Tommy: Uhhh, this is-

Quackity: THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

Tommy: nO

Quackity: *already taking off his clothes* YEAH

Ninja: YEAH BABY

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Tubbo: Why when I mine trees does my chest wiggle?

Eret: Wha-

Niki: Chest?

Tommy: The struggles of a man.

Tubbo: No, when you mine stuff your chest kinda just wiggles-

Tommy: Tubbo, that’s called growing up. That’s called puberty, my friend

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Hell yes, u go man

Hooded crow is having the time of his life. Please do not disturb him 

(Source)

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i’m incapable of reading anything that isn’t gay fanfiction

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IM FUCKING SORRY!?!?!?

nobody was impressed with this cause they thought it was a photo so i spent like 50 hours painting it for nothing

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YAAAASSSSSS

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Nice

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

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Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid

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We, we talking O

uran

:-)

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Light (death note), a child, and tamaki-Senpai XD

:-)

#i have no idea #pls help #ha ha fuck #unholy screeching

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I thought that was Ciel XD

…But who I am now, it’s all thanks to you. You’ve shown me a strength I didn’t know I could possess.

#black butler #ciel phamtonhive #ciel phantomhive

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Well you scare me sometimes

HEY YOU. YES, YOU.

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