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you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

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just found out Chappell Roan has a show in Tulsa next month but it’s already sold out…please send thoughts and prayers in this trying time

#this would be the BEST tour to see I feel like but I didn’t even know she was on tour #me when I put 0 effort into keeping up with which artists are touring when: 😮

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clown cat

#CLOWN CAT MERCH?! #want

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1979 meryl streep rehearsing for shakespeare in the park got me actin unwise

#much to consider! #meryl streep

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The magic of a scorching summer evening

#romeo take me somewhere we can bean alone

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Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to fly through you again Because a beacon softly beeping Lined us up while I was seeking And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the local airport

In restless dreams, I flew alone Narrow beams below us shone 'Bove the halo of a street lamp I turned my throttle from the cold and damp When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light That split the night And touched the localairport

#….yes I did listen to the entire thing

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how has Nandor gotten SO BIG 😭

(Gatsby meanwhile still embodying “Siri why does god allow suffering”)

#every day I’m like ‘tiny boy. baby boy’ and I fear I will continue even when he’s no longer kitten sized #he will still be a Baby to ME! #cats

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These two images live next to eachother on my phone and I thought yall would enjoy them together as i do

First image created by @ghostlygraphist via this post

#oh my god #dracula

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Charlotte: he stole mithradatic command!

Miranda: oh please that doesn't justify marching on rome and fighting the marian forces.

Samantha: let’s just say he's not taken up the mantle of DICKtater for nothing

Carrie: big is moving to Gaul

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Fuckass bob off

#succession au where everything is the same but Lestat is also there

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i could, in theory, buy a tofu press

#@fatherofthebride: you core

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#tony soprano we need you in 2024 now more than ever

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when people try to read your mind in BG3 & you have a dialogue option to distract them with your “lust” for the companion you’re romancing

#I did this with the orc lady in moonrise about Astarion and she was like ‘damn. well I get it I would also love to tap that ass!’ #it was so funny she was just like ‘yeah that tracks. what was I saying again’ #bg3

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whys king kong………..so fucking large

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melissa barrera and dan stevens as "joey" and "frank" in abigail (2024)

#I’m not alone there are dozens of us! (frank/joey enjoyers) DOZENS! #abigail 2024 #anyway I was the only person in the theater for this the other day and yknow what it was a fun time! go little vampire girl go #films

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I promise this is not me ‘being a hater’ but the bone deep weariness I felt at this image cannot be overstated

#I’ve decided my favorite thing about celebrities is actually that sometimes they ‘go away’ and I ‘don’t see or think about them for awhile’ #taylor swift

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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

#(​shovel has been dosed with fantasy benadryl) #bg3