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favorite thing abt judaism is how at the end of torah study there are always at least 5 people who still have a comment to make and we havent nearly made it through all the texts we wanted to get through because we had so many good comments and conversations that it took up all our time

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when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c

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I can spin so incredibly thin on this wheel of my gosh I'm in love

#handspun #hand spinning #yarn #spinning wheel #personal

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To reiterate

Not enough of you know about the Birds Head Haggadah, and that

is a damn

shame

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if you’re jewish and need to take time off from work for the high holidays here’s your reminder to request time off now so you don’t forget

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Behold her

Tomorrow is the fiber fest and I really hope there's looms for sale so I can learn to weave and make fabric from my handspun

#please suggest names

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Fuck it I'm getting a promotion I'm getting the fancy wheel

Tomorrow is the fiber fest and I really hope there's looms for sale so I can learn to weave and make fabric from my handspun

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Okay I know I said I want a loom but there's a discounted (scratched) mahogany kromksi minstrel for $900 and I want it so bad

Tomorrow is the fiber fest and I really hope there's looms for sale so I can learn to weave and make fabric from my handspun

#im getting promoted june 1st #it would be so irresponsible but i want it #hand spinning

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Tomorrow is the fiber fest and I really hope there's looms for sale so I can learn to weave and make fabric from my handspun

#i mean i crochet with my handspun but what it i wove my own tichel? #personal

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I think the most ridiculously stupid thing about the current western anti-Zionist movement is how much they hate my actual stance on the I/P region. Not the war, necessarily—but the longterm solution.

Because, like, my only criteria for a “good” longterm solution to I/P is one which honors both peoples’ (Jews and Palestinians) cultural ties and rights to the land; one that takes both their concerns—especially that of safety—seriously and accounts for it. The details? That’s something people better and smarter and more powerful than I can debate and hammer out—but anything less than the unwavering commitment to respecting the rights and humanity of all affected parties is an unacceptable outcome, and I cannot for the life of me understand how that could be offensive to anyone.

And YET.

#empathy for humans is a controversial take

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You not getting laid off was a passover miracle

I really felt it

#personal #anon

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Let my people know.

Memes of Judaism

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I was spared! 2/3rds of my squad are gone but my team remains intact

I'll survive until next payday but I have $400 in my checking account and my roof is leaking profusely AND I opened the door to check for tornado sirens only to find a $250 medical bill from planned parenthood I did not expect

#personal

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Guess whose company is doing layoffs today 🙃

I'll survive until next payday but I have $400 in my checking account and my roof is leaking profusely AND I opened the door to check for tornado sirens only to find a $250 medical bill from planned parenthood I did not expect

#i find out if im on the chopping block in two and half hours

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What a terrible world we live in where you can google wild plants or bugs because you're interested in them and the first results are all "how do I kill this"

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Original from @vsemily

Image description: a cartoon of a person walking in a star of David T-shirt. They are saying "I love being Jewish!" Another person appears and angrily says, "you! Justify your happiness to me!" In the next panel, the angry person continues, "Debate me!" but the person in the Star of David shirt says "no thank you!" and blows off their head with laser beams from their eyeballs. They continue to walk along happily with the headless corpse of the other person behind them.