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[emalison]

how do men this weak even manage to survive

[emalison]

[Alison's phone starts ringing]

Hanna: [looks at who's calling] You still call your dad 'Daddy'?

Alison: [answers call and makes direct eye contact with Hanna]

Alison: Hey, Emily.

Hanna: [chokes on drink]

#bye

[emalison]

your blog is so great and hilarious, i love it

omg i love u

[emalison]

Hey…

#hon est ly! #emison

[emalison]

*assumes proximity means emison are a couple after the hiatus* nice!

#please??? yes

[emalison]

5x05 // 7x10

#ugh!!! desperate vs soft #so SOFT!!! #but give me heated & hot in 7B for the love of god #emison

[emalison]

whenever something unrealistic happens on pretty little liars: wow these writers have been watching way too much pretty little liars

#this show just keeps doing stupid shit and when u think they've stopped they cut someones head off #pll #emison

[emalison]

if Emily and Alison don’t have a scene in 7B where it’s explicitly obvious they’re banging I’m suing freeform for homophobia thank you

#wlw are soft but guess what they also can and do have and enjoy sex! #emison

[emalison]

Mommy and daddy look good here

#screaming

[emalison]

jealous ali (✿◠‿◠)

#can't stand paige now bc of lindsey being a trump supporter lmao #& that hair? #ali is me #emison

[emalison]

#this single tear wipe was better than the kiss #god bless my children #emison

[emalison]

here’s an idea

instead of putting emily and alison both through the trauma of a. emily having her eggs stolen and then b. having emily’s impregnanted egg unknowingly and unconstentingly put inside ali

the writer’s could just like

write a wholesome story where these two women make the conscious and consenting decision to have their own children together? 

surprise women who love women can raise a family together without it starting in the most traumatic way imaginable yall???

#i am mad #emison

[emalison]

that baby in 5 years

child: mom, why do you call mom daddy?

alison: i- uh- i.... uh.................... 

emily: GTG

#lmaofoooooooooooo #emison

[emalison]

ignoring how disgusting this pregnancy/conception storyline is, emison are gonna have a baby together???? that’s emily’s baby now. not that this is news but emily’s a Daddy

#SCREAM #emison

[emalison]

when a straight girl starts flirtin wit you and ur friends are like ‘dude she’s straight bad idea’

#this is only like extremely relatable #straight girls want me dead #she so damn cute thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #why do straight girls make out w gay girls for fun i'm not having FUN

[emalison]

Where do you stand on this whole Alison being pregnant theory?

jesus christ i would not be surprised but it’d be absolutely disgusting

[emalison]

did you see how Ali looked at Emily during the bench scene? literally as if she wanted to kiss her so bad. what do you think ab that scene? do you think marlene's trying to tell us something?

well they’re obviously building up to that 

but ofcourse bc it’s the main f/f pairing that means it has to wait until emily has a thing with sabrina and then oh ofc a thing with paige, because that’s how this shit happens irl lmao marlene

emison is gonna happen in 7b i reckon, which is soon but it’s like? you don’t have to do it so slowly? and even if you do do it this slowly??? you can make it more interesting???? like??

idk i am annoyed at the pace of it, like from 5x05 till now they have not given emison the angsty romantic plot they deserve