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a genie offers you a deal

you can have a private space where you can come from and go to at will, but no one else can go with you.

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California quail?

Critter

#ty for the peer review

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Welcome to my world (Jeff Easley, from the cover of AD&D module C6: The Official RPGA Tournament Handbook, TSR, 1987)

#1987...

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California quail?

Critter

#california quail we're unforgettable

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in the dark corners of our world, secrets wars are waged by forgotten legions…

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"i'm mr sterling's right hand arm. man." is to say: i am the unutterable wisdom that precedes and gives rise to verbal understanding.

"i'm mr sterling everything" is to say: i am the undifferentiated matrix through which the phenomenon of "mr sterling" is apprehended.

"his confidant. his best friend. his silly rabbit." is to say: the unity of the two, differentiated and undifferentiated, quiescence and clarity, produces a third which is motion, who then goes on reproduce itself indefinitely.

"does he call you that? no." is to say: the name which can be spoken is not the eternal name.

#giggling unreasonably at this instead of doing work tonight

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Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:

I am not a cat

I am work

I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later

#... #susanna #from current writing project

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Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:

I am not a cat

I am work

I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later

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Weeping at this. Frighteningly similar to how I sound

#noooot my VOWELS......... #video

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the average early inuyasha episode

kagome: i brought chicken nuggets from the future!

inuyasha: haha i'm eating all of shippo's chicken nuggets!

shippo: waauugghh inuyasha you're such a jerk!

kagome: those chicken nuggets are a symbol of our friendship! sit, boy!

inuyasha: d'aauugghh!!!

monster of the week demon: mwahahaha i am the chicken nugget demon i have an unbeatable chicken nugget beam that i'll use to wreck you because i lost at poker to your dad 1000 years ago inuyasha

inuyasha: aaaaggghhh i can't get past his chicken nugget beam i'm getting so fucking wrecked

totosai: inuyasha for you to defeat his chicken nugget beams you must use the power of learning to be nice to people and sharing your chicken nuggets

sango or miroku depending on who has had the least screentime: can he do it? can he really learn basic emotional skills like that?

kagome: inuyasha, i don't want a world where i can't share chicken nuggets with you!

inuyasha: I'll... share... my... chicken nuggets... with... KAGOMEEEEE!!!!! *fires back a chicken nugget beam with tetsusaiga*

chicken nugget demon: nooooo!!! how could this beeeeee i'm the great chicken nugget demooooooon *dissolves with a windows movie maker effect*

miroku: you did it inuyasha you learned to share your chicken nuggets!

inuyasha: *remembering the time kikyo shared her bento with him 50 years ago* hmph! i just couldn't stand the sound of you idiots crying over me. who cares about stupid chicken nuggets anyway

kagome: chicken nuggets are important! sit, boy!

inuyasha: d'aauugghh!!

naraku, somewhere far away: hehehe... we'll see how much good that chicken nugget beam serves you with what i got in store for you, inuyasha *ominous shot of the mozzarella stick demon properly introduced next episode*

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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Every time I see a duck I think to myself that I want to pick up that duck. There is a sort of quality of the duck that makes it feel like the act of picking up the duck would somehow be analogous to those strange videos where people use knives to cleanly cut through multilayered cakes. There would be a sort of accumulative act even without taking permanent possession of the duck. It would rather be more like pulling the lever on some ancient machine which makes a counter increase by one. The duck is the lever. I hope my meaning is clear to you all?

#:thumbs_up: #fav

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Young Wizards is my favorite book series because where else are you going to find a book where a twelve year old, an alien elf prince, a talking tree, and a crystal centipede all get together to do surgery on the sun.

#important to add for those who have not read the book in question: #when op says he's an alien elf prince i mean that they go to the mall and people mistake him for an anime character #there's not a more literal way to say that

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Cannot stop thinking about Anne magill paintings. Maybe my new favorite painter. She just captures this ..,,,,,, dreamy feeling...,,, a certain tenderness..... a fleeting moment of contentedness..... like nothing else I’ve seen

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Happy 4/13! Introducing....

Homestuck Book Club! (a Discord server)

Have you wanted to read this Homestuck thing for a while now, but the process seems too daunting? Do you want an excuse to re-read your favorite 2010s webcomic, but you're worried you'll have nobody to talk to about it because it's 2024? Maybe you're looking for a community of like-minded folks with a consistent weekly online meeting schedule to fill out your social calendar?

HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!

I have gone to the trouble of breaking up Homestuck into 52 manageable, (very) approximately equal sections, one per week for the next year, culminating on April 13th, 2025!

In Homestuck Book Club, we'll be meeting every Sunday in voice chat at 12pm (CST) to discuss a weeks worth of Homestuck at a time! New readers and longtime fans alike are welcome to join up and experience the comic together as a community.

There are channels specifically for new readers who want to avoid spoilers, as well as a zone for Homestuck veterans to spoil it up with impunity.

And for 4/13, (again, 12pm CST) I'll be holding a special intro meeting for folks to say hi and play some games! (Jackbox, Gartic Phone.... Dare I say..... Amogus????)

JOIN THE HOMESTUCK BOOK CLUB HERE

Happy 4/13 everyone!

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Another panel from my comic about Hua Cheng «The Star of Misfortune» 🥰

The translation to english is done! I'm planning to open orders soon🫡❤️

#so pretty! #i love the colors #tgcf