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I take the train to work/school every day.

Fuck I love sitting my big ass right next to guys menspreading just for them to have to be uncomfortable

#menspreading #train rides

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Got a message on some dating site: I mean you’re way too fat for me but if you’d want to give me a blowjob I could make that happen

Kind regards Mike

#tinder #blowjob #kindregards #nightmare #onlinedating #worstmessage #fuckboy #fat

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Guy on tinder: looking for a relationship.

wanna fuck? Can I be honest with you? You’re not the kinda girl I’d want to call my girlfriend, but I’d want to fuck you.

Me: oh what might the people think of me when I’m dating a fat chick, my ego.....

Online dating is slowly killing my mood #tinder #fatchick #fuckboys

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I have been listening to Arcade Fire and nothing else for two weeks straight.

#obsessed #arcadefire #arcade #fire #noproblemhere

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It feels like my uterus is screaming at me whenever I’m on my period

#uterus #period problems #period #red wave

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Required Sunday viewing #Repost @traceeellisross with ・・・ ❤️😋 take all my money repost from @cmo66

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NSA director Mike Rogers, this is the guy that watches everything you share on the internet.

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whenever i open my pussy a lens flare happens

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me flirting: okay so how temporary is this?

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Me forever asking what happened to Morales and his family from season one….

Me finally getting to see him and find out: 

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Same

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright  also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 

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Mood

#mood

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If you don’t have the time and money for both a girlfriend and a dog, then I, a terrifying werewolf, am an excellent bargain

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really feeling this tweet (x)

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Today on World Refugee Day, we commemorate the courage, strength, and perseverance of refugees, asylum seekers, and internaly displaced people. There are currently over 65 million refugees in today’s world–the highest number in recorded history. They have been forced to flee their home due to life threatening conditions ranging from drought and famine to religious persecution or war. Now, more than ever, it is time to #StandWithRefugees and raise awareness to the plights and obstacles they face.

We hosted our first Issue Time dealing with how the global community can support, improve the position of and stand in solidarity with refugees, and communicate how and why refugees are human beings, just like us, first and foremost. Our panel, Madge Thomas, Deputy-Director of Global Policy and Advocacy, Global Citizen, Piper Perabo; Actress, Activist, and IRC Voice; International Rescue Committee, Elmo, Sesame Street Muppet, Sherrie Westin, EVP for Global Impact and Philanthropy, Sesame Workshop and Yasmine Sherif, Director of Education Cannot Wait, answered your questions here.

Looking for for some actions you can take right now?

- Millions of children around the world are in crisis – because of conflicts and disasters, many of them will never learn to read or write, or even enter a classroom. Ahead of World Refugee Day, Global Citizen will host our first Issue Time panel on our Tumblr page. Sign the petition to ask world leaders to pledge to the Education Cannot Wait fund for kids in crisis.

- The worst humanitarian crisis since World War II has ripped apart families, left children out of school, destroyed homes and revealed some ugly sides of humanity. But many people around the world have continued to support and provide for refugees with open arms, whether they’re individuals or governments. Write a letter to a refugee to show your support.

- Globally over 65 million people are forcibly displaced. They have left everything behind, fleeing from conflict, violence and natural disasters. Ahead of World Refugee Day, Global Citizen will host our first Issue Time panel on our Tumblr page. Sign the petition to urge the 20 most powerful countries to protect and support refugees everywhere.

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My life

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my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing