the twilight saga + taylor swift songs: Clean [2/?]
“It was months and months of back and forth. You’re still all over me like a wine-stained dress I can’t wear anymore. Hung my head as I lost the war and the sky turned black like a a perfect storm.”
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Are you a vampire?
Yes.
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he’s a 10 but you’re his own personal brand of heroin
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I have no grander ambitions in life I simply want to live with people I love, play videod Game, and sink my teeth into all the kinds of eatery on this earth
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Bella's tiny cottage
The closet inside Bella's tiny cottage
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Rosalie: We should shake things up for our wedding #86912
Emmett: Say no more babe
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Edward to Jasper after finding out about Maria
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I like to think that Esme has tried to make recipes using various animal bloods. Like she knows chicken blood plus just a dash of coyote blood tastes similar to chicken soup for days when her adoptive children are sad.
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Emmett goes to high school parties and larps getting drunk
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Carlisle and Edward trying to save Bella after she was bitten by James
Alice, Emmett and Jasper:
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I really would’ve liked if Bella had a special interest in history and fashion and antiques cause like imagine the Cullens don’t get discovered by solely because of Edward but because Bella notices shit about their clothes and how they talk and is like “huh.” And also I think the Cullens forgetting how time works since they’re immortal and don’t sleep is just a funny concept
- she’s like “hey Edward does your family go antiquing” and he’s like “uh no why do you ask” “oh it’s just your sister Rosalie’s broach is from the 1957 spring collection of-”
- “why is your edition of Macbeth from 1911?”
- “does it bother you that your brother Jasper calls it the war of northern aggression like wtf is that”
- “yknow Emmett asked me if Charlie was a soldier in World War II”
- “Alice just asked me if I watch I Love Lucy on the tube? Is she being ironic?”
- “Ever notice how your dad says thou sometimes?” And “When I was at the hospital I saw him cross ‘hysteria’ out of my patient notes”
- “your mom must really like Gibson girl updos, she’s always sporting one at the store”
- “I’m like sixty percent the sweater you’re wearing was dyed using arsenic”
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Mormon author unintentionally makes all of her female characters sapphic
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vampire depression would suck so bad because you'd say i don't wanna get out my coffin today and then 20 years have passed
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