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alright rats fess up who combined “vampire”, “baseball”, “fruit” and “fantasy” thinking the category is twilight

#twilight renaissance #nyt games #nyt connections

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it is truly SO FUNNY that Rosalie said "We have to kill the girl, she knows too much. No, we can't just move instead. I don't want to restart high school again."

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twilight but bella does have feelings for mike, too, so eclipse is a love square. important detail: no one can tell mike about the supernatural shit so he's just confused 100% of the time

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hey everyone it's been 15 years since twilight. taylor lautner is married to taylor lautner. robert pattinson is a fucking bird. and kristen stewart is doing the dykiest photoshoot imaginable for a rolling stone magazine cover.

#and i love that for me

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Bella Swan from Twilight is a child of divorce!

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effervescent

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That Cullen kid is being weird with your daughter

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Your medium looks and your plain hair have captivated me mademoiselle

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Happy 'small but perfect piece of forever' day to those who celebrate.

But as you're showing your fantasy vampire spouse your mental fanvid of your time together, remember the Volturi are still out there and will be back.

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There was a post a few years ago about the things in Twilight which are actually pretty good - like how a human who has turned into a vampire might keep breathing, just out of habit, yet feel strange because there's no relief tied to the action, or how a group of vampires who don't sleep take it in turns holding a baby as she sleeps.

I'd like to add one to the list: in the final book, Bella says that she loves Edward and her daughter, but her new love for her daughter doesn't diminish her love for Edward, as she previously thought it might. I wonder if this is tied into the author's experiences with motherhood and concerns with jealousy and a baby getting the attention and affection that was previously reserved for a partner. Instead, Bella says she has more capacity to love, and it's quite a sweet passage. She says there's not enough time in the day to adore her daughter; not enough time at night to cherish her husband.

Anyway all of that is undermined by the fact that she named her daughter Renesme

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Twilight + The Sims 3 Interactions

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why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

#twilight

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charlie swan takes renesmee fishing and turns around to find her chewing on the head of a live fish

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as someone who has moved to a smaller city (30K people in total) for grad school, i would like to say twilight is wrong. the smaller the population the more people know you. i went to a cafe twice and they already know my order. 1000% everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires and are just too entertained by how bad they are at acting normal to break it to them

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Merry Christmas✨

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Lee Pace as Garrett THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN, PART. 2 (2012) dir. Bill Condon

#such a serve #never not thinking about him🥺 #bd

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Was going through my drawings and found this gay shit