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Kaebedo fic idea:
Albedo decides he wants to stop hiding the truth from Kaeya and tells him he’s a homunculus. Kaeya’s like “k cool anyways I’m in love with you” and Albedo’s like “no you don’t understand” and lists off a bunch of “inhuman” traits that he thinks distance him from other people and Kaeya just stares at him and very seriously says “I think you’re just autistic and homeschooled”
And then they kiss
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I'm actually still kind of proud of this one
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As well 🤨❓️
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warning: ragbros only space you fuckshits
[at angel's share, after closing]
kaeya: i think i like-
diluc: albedo? literally everyone knows, kae
kaeya: wha- ha- hwa? how??
diluc: you're terribly obvious
kaeya: HOW???
diluc: last week, you called albedo the most beautiful man in the world. in front of his face.
kaeya: I DID???
diluc: you... i swear to the archons...
kaeya: he probably doesnt like me back tho....
diluc: bitch do you know how many fucking paintings he has made of you
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xiaoven nation can you BELIEVE that we went from being a crackship in dec 2020 to having leaks in the first week of 2021 revealing that venti saved xiao, to having xiao’s story teaser drop later that month with the most GORGEOUS shot of xiaoven under the moonlight, to having “it’s rare for a yaksha to find repose for their soul” after perilous trail, to “they say that wangshu inn is a haven for lovers’ moonlit rendezvous” AND THEN XIAOVEN LITERALLY BEING BATHED IN MOONLIGHT. AT WANGSHU INN. DURING THE ENDLESS SUFFERING PV??????????? THEY’RE SOULMATES YOUR HONOR
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Me: *babbling about something I like*
Dad: yes but *starts getting religious & political*
Me: * doesn't want to end up crying in my room from getting criticised & physically abused by my father so I only agree with him*
Meanwhile with mum
Me: *babbling about something I like*
Mum: oh that's so nice hun! reminds me of this book I'm reading!
Me: *grateful as fuck since I have a fear of getting rejected by mum like how my dad does*
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Kunikida (delusionally expected better): YOU THREE, What was the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight!!!
Yosano, Atsushi, and Dazai: Do not fuck the Port-Mafia
Kunikida: And WHAT did you do?
Yosano, Atsushi, and Dazai: Fucked the Port-Mafia
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One my fav posts from my gf honestly <3
My girlfriend: *calls me a petname*
Me:
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My thoughts are fic inspo!
shin soukoku au where idk the pm doesn’t bother going after atsushi’s bounty idk the reasoning is not important
anyway atsushi and akutagawa meet as civilians at a cafe and they end up sitting with each other and they have that cute candy talk if u know u know
if u don’t basically they talk about how they add in more sugar because sweets were uncommon where theyre from
and they get to know each other and become close uwu
and like atsushi lowkey has a secret bf but he doesn’t know he has a bf and he only kept him a secret on accident
i dont know where this is going i just thought them meeting like this away from the crazy of yokohama was cute
anyway then one day they meet on the job and theyre like ??????????????????????????????? “babe how could u NOT tell me that ur from a rival organization ????????????????? anyway are we still meeting up at the cafe ? <3″
i just remembered they showed atsushi his picture 
two ways that could go - since i already said fuck off to canon - they show it way later
or atsushi blanks out after he sees akutagawa cuz his whipped ass is like “omg he kinda looks cute in this pic” and does not process anything else
and also i think itd be funny if the ryuus mafia friends met atsushi as his bf w/o prior knowledge of him cuz ryuu would be like in all his little vampire goth whatever glory like “this is my bf i mean friend” and atsushi would be like  (✿◕‿◕) and they don’t know him that well so in their first impressions he would be the polar opposite of ryuu
and also becuz if the ada met ryuu before they really got close to sushi then theyd also be like that cuz they wouldn’t yet know that sushi’s kinda feral anyway
thoughts ??
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Reblog if you're LGBTQIA+ (Yes Trans people and people on the ace/aro spectrum are also valid, shut up)
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round 6 ivan looks like joongdok love child and i can’t get over it
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gay people....
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Short Prompt #80
Cw: captivity, human pet
“You’re not even going to try to escape?” the human’s ex-crewmate cried.
“Eh, not really,” the human shrugged, stretching a little and settling back down on their cushion. “Out there I had to constantly scrimp, think, and work to survive. All I have to do here is exist and people take care of me.”
“You’re a pet!”
Another shrug.
“There are worse things ship raiders could do.”
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Hear me out: color-changing alien whose human bestie shows up on deck with freshly dyed hair. Doesn't matter how professional the dye job was done or how unnatural the color is, they are floored by such a casual display of... they don't even know what you're trying to accomplish, but they're into it.
They will be asking many questions. Why? How? Is this to signify a new stage of the human lifecycle? Is it to attract a mate? No? Are you sure? Because that's all they can think about. They might start slowly shifting while you speak, copying your new coloring onto their fringes and the tips of their mandibles. They just like the way it looks on you, no other reason.
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I wonder how this would go with bird
Alien: human… why do you have a small predator in your home?
Human: predator?? Oh you mean Mr. Fluffy Buns? that’s my pet cat!
Alien: your pet?? you willingly keep this predator?
Human: oh he’s just a baby! Look at my baby!
Mr. Fluffy Buns: meow 👁️👁️
Alien: *sweating*
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Okay so hear me out. Alien who is very close with their human crewmate, and is used to you smelling like the various products humans use for personal hygiene. This is perfectly fine, maybe they even grow an attachment to your preferred brands of deodorant and lotion, but it leaves them completely unprepared the first time they smell your unmasked body odor and realize oh yeah, humans are very sexual creatures and produce pheromones accordingly. It's the alien equivalent of seeing someone you already like half-naked and having an "Oh no they're hot" moment, except you don't even realize the effect you're having on them because you just got done training or woke up from a very sweaty nap and just want to shower.
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