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insecateur · 11 hours
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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insecateur · 11 hours
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insecateur · 11 hours
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I got all these fuckin' guys, man. We got guys in the back, shelves full of e'm. We got guys in the front. We got more getting delivered in the alley right now. God, this is my life. Shucks.
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insecateur · 12 hours
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new contender for best community note of all time
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insecateur · 12 hours
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writers writing: pacing must be an intentional element of mood and style; grammar and punctuation has to be on point; wording needs to be perfect.!!
writers texting: im.,, silly. i put the punctuation whereever my heart desires........ must not sound upright or passive aggressive.,,,,
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insecateur · 15 hours
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saw this on twitter earlier and i'm so mad i'm not eating it rn. i don't even care how it tastes i need to eat madoponi
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insecateur · 16 hours
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Pony Miku
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insecateur · 16 hours
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Hello booktok anon here - basically booktok is known for having a lot of people reading mainly ‘spicy’ content and I thought because you write a lot of porn that it would fit you lol
oh my god anon thank you so much for explaining. so true i guess i am a dark romance girly at my core
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insecateur · 17 hours
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anon i desperately need you to come back and explain this has been weighing on me all day
You are literally THE booktok girly
an impressive feat considering i won't go anywhere near tiktok outside of looking at some on tumblr/twitter and haven't read a book in like a decade
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insecateur · 18 hours
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insecateur · 19 hours
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What if you had a white whale to hunt but god said faggot! You will get a bachelors degree
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insecateur · 19 hours
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I made something
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insecateur · 19 hours
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you and me
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insecateur · 19 hours
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forget touching grass i need to touch chest hair
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insecateur · 19 hours
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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you
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insecateur · 19 hours
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Reading a book about slavery in the middle-ages, and as the author sorts through different source materials from different eras, I am starting to understand why so many completely fantastical accounts of "faraway lands" went without as much as a shrug. The world is such a weird place that you can either refuse to believe any of it or just go "yeah that might as well happen" and carry on with your day.
There was this 10th century arab traveller who wrote into an account that the fine trade furs come from a land where the night only lasts one hour in the summer and the sun doesn't rise at all in the winter, people use dogs to travel, and where children have white hair. I don't think I'd believe something like that either if I didn't live here.
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insecateur · 22 hours
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So, ferris wheels huh...
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