i love how the minute mike, chozen and johnny meet they immediately lose every single iq point they ever had and have one (1) rotting braincell ping-ponging between the three of them like a horrible, out-of-control game of pinball. each time they score points it brings their collective chaotic feral energy up 1000%.
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i can't believe that mike barnes, tournament terror, karate's bad boy, meathead supreme, saw daniel larusso do a fucking kata during the last few seconds of the all-valley tournament and his mind went *aol dial-up sound*
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the real hero of the karate kid is the guy who shouted “hey johnny, you're a creampuff!” from the stands at the tournament, thereby solidifying how much of a fucking fruit johnny was, and how badly he was hiding it
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they just don’t make villains like terry silver anymore :(
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i love how the karate kid went from relatively realistic and grounded villains who weren’t evil, just mostly angry, entitled and vindictive, to absolute fucking maniacs who laugh like supervillains and create bonkers plans that would fall apart with even the slightest misstep
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i think it’s just funnier if johnny doesn’t know a single thing that happened after 1984. literally captain america. cold war? still going on. challenger disaster? never happened. 9/11? never heard of it. who’s the current president? ronald fucking reagan. johnny just lives in an innocent, carefree world where aids is still ravaging the country, mccarthyism is alive and kicking and johnny is just really excited to listen to ‘love at first sting’ by the scorpions
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the most unrealistic part of cobra kai is the fact that johnny, who for several decades has subsisted on a diet of nothing but coors banquets, cafeteria meat and whatever you can get at a sketchy 7/11 and hasn’t exercised at all, is still somehow totally fit, flexible and hasn’t had a cardiac arrest
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buddy, uh....hate to break it to you, but if johnny not hitting ali is respect towards women, then the bar is on the fucking floor. you do know that in that same scene johnny was harassing ali and tried to break her radio? he also forcefully kissed her without her permission when they were at the country club. like, i get it, lots of us like johnny, but stop trying to attribute traits to him that are just not true.
I don’t care what you say about Johnny having no respect
That beach scene in the original The Karate Kid, where Johnny is pissed and Ali’s like, well why don’t you just hit me?
And he still doesn’t
And leaves
If that’s not respect, especially towards women then what is?
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