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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

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LP: I’m not done talking!

Me: it’s bedtime, buddy.

LP: But I have lot of things in my mind!

#meggers does life #meggers’ adventures with littles #lmao I can’t with this kid some days #like #how do I argue with that

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TS: ah baba ts ba-ah. Ah!

Me: Oh, really?

TS: *nods seriously*

#meggers does life #meggers’ adventures with littles

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Amazing dominoes structure

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replaying da2 rn and honestly it feels like this

#dragon age 2 #dragon age #yep

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Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can’t believe your sister hasn’t apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don’t know your name. I’m having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here’s a doodle I made in class. I’m stealing your clothes as we speak, they’re so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I’d love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I’m making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We’re having a coffe date. I love you. I’m giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.

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"You're a Failure, and your family died knowing it."

I finally finished it!

I got majorly distracted with only 2 sections of this left, and it gathered dust for a bit. But here it is! All the angst!

My Emmit Hawke, purple and unromanced. He's just very tired and never given a break, so might as well strand him in the Fade, right? (I love my Hawke, promise)

There was originally a part 2 that has a bit more of a hopeful tune to leaving him behind, but I dunno if I'll get to that. We'll see.

#da2

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@malefiicarum

i think every single permutation of the hawke/varric relationship is groundbreaking and revolutionary btw. widely accepted fanon doofus besties? yes excellent stunning. unrequited love on varric’s side? ohhhhh the tragedy of the storyteller and his muse, bound up together and doomed in a story whose ending he can’t change. unrequited love on hawke’s side? spicy wtf is going on there. indifferent, kind of strained mostly coworkers? INCHRESTING. RIVALS??? IM OBSESSED!!! OH, REQUITED LOVE?? REQUITED LOVE THAT VARRIC DELIBERATELY HID FROM CASSANDRA IN ORDER TO GIVE HIMSELF AND HIS PARAMOUR A RESPITE FROM THE RELENTLESS PROWLING OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD?! STOP THE PRESSES I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE ‘I LIE A LOT’ LINE FOR THE NEXT 72 HOURS

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I walked up to a restaurant entrance at the same time as this guy and he held the first door for me and then I held the second door for him and he said "we call that the Midwestern two-step" with a laugh and I've been thinking about it all day.

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WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

#showed my kindergarters this yesterday because one kid is constantly making noises with his mouth and now he’s like #‘teacher can we watch the music again?’ #he was so into it #so anyway now I have to learn how to beatbox with a 5 year old for professional reasons

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#genre and then by author and a series is chronological unless that’s ugly and then it’s in an aesthetically pleasing arrangement

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#it’s my kiddos #they were riding the saucer swing together

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Tucked LP in tonight and right as I was about to walk out the door…

LP: there’s a scary monster

Me: where?

LP: *points under the bed*

Me: *looks under the bed*

Me: hey, scary monster.

Me, with scary monster voice: hey

Me: what are you doing down there?

Me, with scary monster voice: just watching to make sure LP is safe while he’s sleeping

Me: *looks back at LP*

Me: he’s just here to keep you safe, buddy.

LP: he needs to be on the shelf with Black Bubbles (a stuffed monkey, who is responsible for keeping LP safe while he sleeps)

And that is how an imaginary monster, supervised by a stuffed monkey, became an apprentice security guard.

#meggers does life #meggers’ adventures with littles #the littlest pirate

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