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I think one of my favourite things about playoffs is finding out who can grow a beard or not. Like there's always something really fun about a clean-shaven sophomore suddenly turning up with dark shadow on his face, or a vet who looks like a werewolf by Game 3, or a brown-haired boy revealing he has the ginger beard gene, or 27-year old Mitch Marner still unsuccessful in his endeavours

#hockey #scp2024

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I lied i’m not going to bed just yet BECAUSE LOOK AT HIM!!! LOOK AT OUR BEAUTIFUL GOALIE!!!

#alexandar georgiev #hockey

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georgiev haters what’s it like being so unbelievably wrong 🤭

#avs lb #hockey

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once again, my favorite way to describe a hockey fight: two big boys going at it

#avs lb #hockey #for the boys

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who is goalie chanting at my arena. i will find you and kill you. you're embarrassing us.

#it's not as bad as it was in winn*peg but come ON you guys #avs lb #hockey

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save me fallen soldiers

#avs lb #hockey #colorado avalanche #gabe landeskog #logan o'connor #jonathan drouin

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love the altitude broadcast 💕 they spent a couple of minutes talking about how mittelstadt has been growing and gaining confidence and becoming a real playoffs player right before our eyes.

#like yes! #talk about players besides the core! talk about their development! love and appreciate all of the boys!!! #avs lb #hockey

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the commentators are soooo funny talking about parise ',i dont even know how he's walking around let alone scoring playoff goals' 'one foot in the grave zach parise' like the man is 39 not 79

#avs lb #hockey

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in the locker room, charlie needs to take them each by the hands, one by one, and gaze into their eyes, and tell them that he believes in them. that they are good at hockey. and that they need to do some FUCKING defense before he launches them all in a rocketship to the fucking moon so help him god.

#caps lb #hockey

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That's a funny way to say, "A juvenile ogre was allowed to bounce TVR's face off the boards."

#caps lb #hockey

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not another fucking dman. r*mpe it is on sight 🔪

#caps lb #hockey

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TIME FOR MURDER

if TVR isn't okay, i think the caps should get to start killing 😌

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"you can tell everyone that was watching that wasn't a headshot, but you know what, that was a headshot. the proof is in the fact—the fact that he hit him in the head."

#caps lb #hockey

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if TVR isn't okay, i think the caps should get to start killing 😌

#caps lb #hockey

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oh my GOD you can't hit our DEFENSEMEN like at this point it's unsportsmanlike. at this point it should be an automatic 2x minor at a MINIMUM

#caps lb #hockey

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charlie showing off his insane, inhuman skills already, but like. what if we didn't make him do that. what if we made defensive plays ever.

#caps lb #hockey

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lmao carbery says he wants speed on the blue line. sir. are you aware that half the blue line is out with glass bones disorder, and what you have left is uhhhhh john carlson.

#caps lb #hockey