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learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

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either the government needs to regulate headlight lumens or i'm mounting an ion cannon directional EMP on this 2006 volvo

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the youths of today are so far gone we need to abondan them they dont even eat banana splits anymore. i walk to this gang of kids and i tell one of them hey "how about you make like a banana and split" and they said "bananas dont split they peel" and now im the one looking like a jackass becuase woke took away sundaes

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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

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i make a lot of posts to the tune of "you're allowed to be horny btw" because it's becoming increasingly clear that adults being sexual in (clearly marked and blockable!) spaces is being stamped out and made out to be evil both legislatively and in the moral zeitgeist, especially among younger folks. not even in the "wait to be a horny adult online when you're An Adult" way, just an ingrained puritanical outrage response to *anything* that isn't chaste wholesome perfect all-ages allowed. it's unnerving and scary.

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Hey, straight up, if you were one of the people saying "man, 4B sounds so cool, we just need to make sure radfems don't get their hands on it", please for the love of Christ read an actual book about what radical feminism is instead of learning by osmosis from social media because that was just textbook lesbian separatism a la Sheila Jeffreys' "Political Lesbianism: The Case Against Heterosexuality". That wasn't a bug or an accident. That's why you even heard about it in the first place. From Radfems. The people telling you that it was cool and that we need to protect it from Radfems? Like, they are either more ignorant about feminist history than me, a 32 year old broadly cisgender white guy, or they were... Radfems! Disguising their ideas to get them past your defenses, because you can't defend against something if you have no fucking clue what it is and you dont do the work of learning. Transphobia is a feature of many forms of radical feminism, but the two aren't synonymous, even if they're both shitty. You can't just check to see if they drop the t-slur and if they don't it's intersectional feminism baybee. It doesn't work like that.

This isn't saying 4B is contiguous with or subordinate to western radical feminism. It's saying that the only reason you've heard about it is because of western radical feminism.

#me writing stuff

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My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

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The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party

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You people will just say anything you want about Korea, North or South.