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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

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Seriously,if somebody could just...put me in a coma, that would be greatly appreciated.

#i am tired #caffeine does nothing for me #its getting harder and harder to leave my bed #i crave the sweet embrace of my grave at this point

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I need time to recharge socially but I work in retail and I must visit family tomorrow.

Pray for me.

#i need silence #i need more sleep #i need my bed #why must family exist? #why must customers exist? #im in hell #please #take me out of this misery #i am tired #i want to go home #no janice #you cant have a refund without a reciept #i dont care if it was a gift #there is nothing we can do #please stop

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DAN AND PHIL ARE HERE TO GET YOU THROUGH DECEMBER

youtube.com/danandphilgames

art by @incaseyouart

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Cheese.

Cheese.

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Song: skeletons! https://soundcloud.com/domfear/skeletons

Animation by @brakken.

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You know, maybe there will be a day where I spell witnessed without a h the first time round.

#today is not that day #tomorrow won't be either #or the day after probably

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I'm entering my self care era...

...tell me why meditation apps lock everything behind a premium subscription? I do not wish to pay a yearly subscription for something I will most likely give up on in about a week.

#premium #why do i have to pay for better mental health #self care #what the actual hell #give me calmness #don't take my money #everything costs these days

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Get yourself a best friend who sends you baking videos -specially Dan and Phil baking videos- when you're in a weirdly... feral (?) mood, in order to ground you.

But not mine. You're not allowed my best friend. @dudewhoturnedoutthelights is MINE.

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Also, whilst I'm on the subject here, why do us women get judged for not wanting to have children? Like, if you won't medically rip out specific internal organs so I don't feel like I'm dying on a monthly basis because I choose to remain childless in this terrible economy then surely that's the better option than trying to find another, possibly far more dangerous solution?

#please tell me im not the only one #can you tell im bitter and rage filled today? #i am in pain #let me be angry #or just rip out my organs. #please.

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Anybody else wanna join me in ripping out specific internal organs?

#i hate being a woman #why must i be punished for being childless? #it feels like i have been kicked #and trampled #why must this exist #it hurt. #i hurt.

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Why does my room seem messier to me when the big light is on but when I have ambient lighting on its spotless?

#why? #to be honest i rarely turn on the big light #loads of ambient lights is a lot better than one big overbearing one #its too much #i have literally just tidied my room #yet the wrong light is on so it looks messy #what the fuck? #is it just me?

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Look at this masterpiece. It is also incredibly true.

@dudewhoturnedoutthelights made you a meme

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@squeeze-lemons-in-my-eyes literal bread too.

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