dude-could-you-be-more-gay

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

Louis really tried to drain Daniel of his blood and then was just like “excuse me 😇” and Daniel, rightfully so, was like “no I don’t think I’ll excuse that”

#then he goes back for no reason #he needs psychological help for real #scared for him #daniel molloy #daniel malloy #interview with the vampire #iwtv #the vampire chronicles #tvc #louis du pointe du lac #louis de pointe du lac #louis x daniel

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

Armand is so horny for Lestat it’s actually like he's ovulating

#can you tell that i'm... #the vampire chronicles #tvc #lestat de lioncourt #armand #the vampire armand #tva #tvl #the vampire lestat #lesmand

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

The Dubai house looks like a set up. Armand would be all like, "This time I won't save your life" And if I was Danny, I would've been like, "Girl, fuck you and this Ikea show room."

#and he would deserve it #the vampire chronicles #tvc #interview with the vampire #iwtv #armand #louis du pointe du lac #daniel molloy #daniel malloy #they're in love though #tdm #dm #the devil's minion #armandaniel #daniel x armand #armand x daniel #devils minion #devil's minion

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

When I saw Armand in the most recent teaser I was like, this little freak has a plan for sure

#the rolin cut actually killed me #i died #i'm back now tho #he was so cute in it tho #lestat lestat lestat lestat #bitch me too the fuck #armand #tva #the vampire armand #armand de romanus

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

Armand comes to Daniel in the night like "Sorry I was a bitch all day, can I cry in your arms now?"

#and daniel says yes every time #like #bitch #what the fuck #but like me too tho #the vampire chronicles #tvc #armand #daniel molloy #daniel malloy #tdm #dm #the devil's minion #devil's minion #qotd #queen of the damned

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

When Lestat is pitching himself and his books to publishing companies he's like "I'm a poet, warrior, enlightened being and babe magnet."

#he's right #but he also doesn't know what else to say #“hey guys welcome back to my youtube channel” #still in love with him #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire chronicles #tvc #tvl #the vampire lestat #anne rice

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

Daniel: I'm gonna make one of those diagrams that uses circles

Armand: Venn

Daniel: probably tomorrow

#it's them #it's completely them #the vampire chronicles #tvc #armand #daniel molloy #armand de romanus #dm #tdm #devil's minion #the devil's minion #daniel malloy

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

Sociopaths Lestat

🤝

Sociopathic

Tendencies

#i'm being so serious #tell me this isn't him #you can't #my bpd baby boy #my bpd baby boy with sociopathic tendencies #lowkey in love with him #which is so narcissistic because #he is me #the vampire chronicles #tvc #lestat de lioncourt #iwtv #interview with the vampire #tvl #the vampire lestat

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

Armand wants to win his relationship with Daniel which is something that is both possible to achieve and reasonable to want.

#*sigh* #they're so in love #them #the vampire chronicles #tvc #interview with the vampire #iwtv #armand #daniel molloy #the vampire armand #tva #tdm #dm #devil's minion #armandaniel

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

Armand: can I rizz you up?

Lestat: sure lol

Armand: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

#this starts in tvl and just never ends #they do this in every book #the vampire chronicles #tvc #lestat de lioncourt #armand #the vampire armand #tva #tvl #qotd #queen of the damned #the vampire lestat #prince lestat #vampire chronicles #ttotbt #the tale of the body thief #memnoch the devil #lesmand

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

Louis says he can’t hang out with me because someone needs to watch Claudia??? You have known her for a few days and me for thirty years but ok

#canonically something lestat said #imagine being jealous of your daughter #???? #idek guys #the vampire chronicles #tvc #interview with the vampire #lestat de lioncourt #iwtv #louis du pointe du lac #claudia

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

Vampires will say anything about each other y’all. Gregory mentions that Fareed and Seth share blood every night which is the vampire equivalent of sex. So basically he just said in a published book for the entire Damned that Fareed gets railed every night without fail.

#i would be PISSED #the vampire chronicles #tvc #prince lestat #vampire chronicles #the vampire lestat #fareed bhansali #seth #gregory #so so rude

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

Armand and Lestat are like the bucks that get their antlers entwined while fighting and end up dying together.

#i'm so serious #have y'all seen this shit? #it's THEM #the vampire chronicles #tvc #lestat de lioncourt #they're in leurve #armand #the vampire armand #tva #tvl #the vampire lestat #lesmand

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

I KNOW Armand loves zoos. He goes with Daniel just so he can point at the animal in every enclosure and say "That's you."

#it's so sexy of him #poor daniel #y'all #he ain't even know what to say #the vampire chronicles #tvc #armand #the vampire armand #tva #daniel molloy #dm #tdm #devil's minion #armand x daniel #armandaniel

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

"STOP BEING OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING" Lestat shouts, having just gone american psycho because his fourteen year old beat him in a game of chess

#this is canon #this *happened* #the vampire chronicles #tvc #interview with the vampire #lestat de lioncourt #iwtv #louis du pointe du lac #claudia

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

Armand ate a tide pod

#y'all remember the tide pod craze? #well #armand ate one #and daniel was subsequently like ????? #armand wanted to know the forbidden fruit y'all #the vampire chronicles #tvc #armand #the vampire armand #tva #daniel molloy #tdm #dm #devil's minion

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

Anyone who has read iwtv knows that Lestat takes over Louis’ house like “this shall henceforth be known as Ken’s mojo dojo casa house”

#i'm so serious bro #if you haven't read the books you don't know but it's crazy #and Louis lets him??? #girl lmaoooo #the vampire chronicles #tvc #interview with the vampire #lestat de lioncourt #iwtv #louis du pointe du lac #ldpdl