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duchessordiva · 4 years
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duchessordiva · 8 years
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Queen Bee Passes Mindless Work to The Diva
Queen Bee Passes Mindless Work to The Diva
The Queen Bee is said to be “lightening her work load” and is beginning to pass on responsibilities to her family.  She has decided to pass the most mindless and brainless work to The Diva. One such role is her position as patron of the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club, which she’s held for 64 years.   I am sure the Queen Bee thought long and hard which position she should hand over to…
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duchessordiva · 8 years
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New Fromat/Diva's "New Mission"
New Fromat/Diva’s “New Mission”
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Dear Readers, I am sure you are tired of hearing my excuses about my constant and long absence. But The Diva is sooooo dang boring that I find myself falling asleep on top of my keyboard every time I sit down to write about her. I guess the best format moving forward – so we are all happy – is to link the latest news, articles, and blogs about the hardest working woman on Stepford St and let you…
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duchessordiva · 9 years
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Lazy Duo Attend Rugby World Cup and I SWEAR THEY ARE SO IN LOVE YOU GUYS!! I SWEAR, I MEAN IT, JUST LOOK!
Lazy Duo Attend Rugby World Cup and I SWEAR THEY ARE SO IN LOVE YOU GUYS!! I SWEAR, I MEAN IT, JUST LOOK!
On Friday, September 18th, a day after The Diva’s crazy busy and strenuous work day, The Lazy Duo decided to attend the 2015 Rugby World Cup opening ceremony in Twickenham, England, together. The funniest thing that came out of that appearance is this article from Entertainment Tonight.  Click HERE to read.  One of their writers posted a HILARIOUS article stating that The Lazy Duo “Are Clearly…
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duchessordiva · 9 years
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Diva's Back on Robot Duty and Showcases New Do (yikes!)
Diva’s Back on Robot Duty and Showcases New Do (yikes!)
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duchessordiva · 9 years
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I am not going to lie …. I could not stop Lol’ing  when The Diva debuted (is that even a word?) her new “hairstyle” today. Click HERE to see the new do. This is my brilliant theory on why she cut her hair like a 5 year old girl who took a scissors to her own hair. So she obviously and annoyingly always plays with her hair and the new PR guys was like, “Diva, (yes he call her that too!), you GOTTA…
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duchessordiva · 9 years
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Guess who's back, Diva's back, tell a friend, guess who's back ....
Diva’s back, tell a friend Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back guess who’s back Guess who’s back… Don’t you just love Eminem! How AMAZING and refreshing has this break from The Diva – and her tacky camel-toey skinny jeans – been the past three months??? But all good things must come to an end. It’s not like The Diva really works anyways.  I guess what I was…
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duchessordiva · 9 years
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Spin, Spin, Spin! I get sooo dizzy!
Here we go again.
SPIN. SPIN. SPIN. 
Lazy Duo lie about due date – giving an earlier date – and the press try to brainwash us that she is a week overdue. In the meantime, she is swimming with Prince G at Buckingham Palace.  This happened last pregnancy as well.
SPIN. SPIN. SPIN.
Then the PR spin get out of control by claiming that The Diva is so GRAND and has been beautifully transformed the…
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duchessordiva · 9 years
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To My Readers
Dear Readers,
Thank you for your comments, questions and concerns.  I cannot apologize anymore for my MIA, as it is by design.
The reality is my beautiful baby is not the reason for this blog getting shorter and not writing as much. It is The Diva herself. It’s actually EXHAUSTING writing the same comments for someone for almost 3 years.  It is like I can copy and paste all my old blogs and they…
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duchessordiva · 9 years
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Could Your Ever Imagine The Diva In This Leadership Role!???
Could Your Ever Imagine The Diva In This Leadership Role!???
The defiance of Jordan: Queen Rania leads thousands of protesters on the streets of Amman to honour ‘Martyr Moaz’ who was burned alive by ISIS 
NEVER!
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duchessordiva · 9 years
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January Month In Review (2015)
January Month In Review (2015)
Hello Dear Readers!
Since The Diva barely works, I figured it might be easier for me to have a monthly performance review blog post to save time (and my sanity). As much as I love repeating myself  for a third year, I have more important things to focus on.
This new format will continue to showcase just how much The Diva does not work, continues to take advantage of her platform, abuses her power…
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duchessordiva · 9 years
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Diva's Year In Review (2014)
Diva’s Year In Review (2014)
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Happy New Year’s Dear Readers! I would like to begin by thanking you for taking the time to read and comment on my blog.
The year conveniently ended with The Daily Fail asking, “Is Kate pulling her weight on royal duties? Duchess attends just 76 public engagements in 2014 while Philip, aged 93, turned up at 200″ FINALLY! A serious and reasonable question to ask by a media outlet.
Anyways, the…
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duchessordiva · 9 years
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Diva's Last Appearances of The Year (2014)
Diva’s Last Appearances of The Year (2014)
Since The Diva’s St Andrews Reunion/NYC vacation she has made three appearances.
12/16/14 – Beaver Scouts Visit – Tried to squeeze one last  appearance in 2014 before she takes the next year off for family vacations, a babymoon and the longest maternity leaves of all time.  I love how she tried to be “casual.” I am sure another genius (snark) style tip from Tash #firetashtoday
12/17/14 – Queen’s…
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duchessordiva · 9 years
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Performance Review - NYC Visit (12/07/14 -12/09/14)
Performance Review – NYC Visit (12/07/14 -12/09/14)
Let’s get the obvious out of the way … there is no performance to review. The Lazy Duo just showed up to the Big Apple like the little show pony’s that they are.  They look like two celebrity wannabe mutes that pretend that they have a cause to support but no one has actually heard why out of their mouths.
In actuality, they decided to take another vacation and disguise it as “work” to mingle…
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duchessordiva · 9 years
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Performance Review - Place2Be Charity Event (11/19/14)
Performance Review – Place2Be Charity Event (11/19/14)
11/19/14 – The Diva hosted the Place2be Wellbeing in Schools Awards Reception at Kensington Palace. Click HERE for article.  Yes, sillies! She is STILL a patron of Place2Be after THIS happened last year. And NO she does not visit her charities anymore, they come to her.
I will begin by addressing the obvious mismatched elephant in the room. WTF IS THE DIVA WEARING AND WTF IS THE MEDIA SMOKING…
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duchessordiva · 9 years
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Needy Diva - Passive Aggressive Bill
Needy Diva – Passive Aggressive Bill
Please click on this very humorous tumblr link -> http://wills-and-kate.tumblr.com/post/103184780928
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It is so fitting The Diva ran right to Bill and told him that Jake Whitehall had a crush on her. Perfect example of The Diva being SO needy and constantly craving and loving attention from Bill.
Also very fitting is that JW called Bill “passive aggressive.”  I love that.
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duchessordiva · 9 years
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The Diva's Empire State of Mind
The Diva’s Empire State of Mind
New York, concrete jungle where The Diva’s dreams are made of There’s nothin’ you can’t wait and stalk for Now you’re in New York No working will make you feel brand new Lying about HG inspires you Let’s hear it for New York, New York, New York
Phew! I just HAD to get that out of my system!
It was just really REALLY funny to see The Diva make a miraculous recovery from her death bed, make all those…
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