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Sometimes you just have to sit down and play around with your robotics kit over a four day haze.

#Hal has been having a lot of fun playing with what he dubbed the battle drones. #They're just named Daisy and Florence to me. #ic

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#Trying to access Student Services like. #ic

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College kid mood is drinking an entire mini carton of milk from the spout post a long day of working on pre-lab materials.

#Boys can have little a apple slices. As a treat. #Bedtime soon... #ic #food and drink ment /

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This is tragic. You incompetent fool. I’ll come help.

anyways i fucked up my midnight cookies

#I have tomorrow off because labs and tutorials don't run until next week. We can make some cookies. #ic #weirdrot

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I’m reblogging this for posterity to rub smugly into your face at a later date.

i cannot abide by the lawlessness in this household

#HAH. #ic #ic save

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weirdrot‌:

my pants stay up through sheer willpower that being said my willpower at 20something was very low

Disgusting. 

#Oh really now? He's very big you know. #Though to be fair a lot of it is because I THINK he's part maine or something. #ic

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Sounds like something a lawyer would say.

i cannot abide by the lawlessness in this household

#Disgusting. #ic #weirdrot

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yeah thanks for pulling my pants down like it was your fucking job

It’s not my fault you didn’t know how to operate a belt as a twenty something year old man. I know how to wear belts. And I’m only eighteen. Git gud.

#Good familiar best boy. #He's iconic. Also he might break your collarbone if he flops wrong. He's an absolute unit. #ic #weirdrot

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He;’s baby.

#That's why he gets away with so many cat crimes. #ic

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Look man, when Mr. Mittens wants to talk? We talk to him. It’s like when I was a snot nosed mouth breathing brat and would yank on your hideous jeans to demand you speak into the other half of my old toy phone set. Or made you drink imaginary tea at tea parties. He’s baby.

no mr mittens i cant talk right now i know you have a legal requirement to be underfoot at all times but i am currently losing my shit over this cookie dough and you cant have any 

#weirdrot #ic

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Mr. Mittens decided to curl up and park his fluffy self right on my pillow so... I guess he wins this round.

#Alright. I guess I'm stealing Dave's bed. You can sleep on the couch old man. #ic

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Also, I need to buy new jeans. Mine are getting obnoxiously short in the ankle department on me.

#On one hand I eagerly welcome any growth so I can at LEAST be as tall as my brother if not taller. #On the other hand for the love of God I'm sick of this happening JUST as I finish replacing my last go around #At least the blousier pants you can use as house clothes. #ic

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I wish I was as cool as the guys who skateboard in the middle of campus in that weird concrete dipped bowl area where they used to have a lake but it got drained because college kids, frat parties, and open bodies of water was a bad combination.

#Don't any of you have CLASS? #ic

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He doesn’t actually have a mouth but you can hear the smugness and the expression he would be making if he did. A textual smirk. A :^) if you will.

“Yoga, Dirk, yoga,” is what Hal says while smirking out of the side of his mouth about the obnoxious Foley sounding cracking mess of my joints and everything, actually.

#God my BACK. #ic

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“Yoga, Dirk, yoga,” is what Hal says while smirking out of the side of his mouth about the obnoxious Foley sounding cracking mess of my joints and everything, actually.

#I am TRYING to stretch. #ic

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Well I’m simply going to put myself to bed about it.

#Fluffy blankets... Clothes laid out for tomorrow. Bag packed. Water in hand. That's a good life. #ic

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My body aches and it’s because I was a heathenous little house slug during the winter break and running around campus destroyed me and my hubris at ‘haha, yeah, I’ll be fine. How long is it anyways? A month? There’s nothing that can go wrong with drastically decreasing my activity level from 100 - 0 overnight. It’ll be fine!’ 

#I was a fool. #ic