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Someone remind me in a year or so to have Hank let this Hank know he has decided not to move forward with his application.

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I don't know. I think Hank might still be able to escape but he's not really trying.

#nelson eggs #comic #webcomic #kazaam #shazaam #sinbad #the movie doesn't exist memory is just imperfect and easily manipulated please accept this and enjoy kazaam

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This Nelson Egg's sales tactics are aggressive.

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Hank should've screened for some fan mail he could answer, but he thought he'd be fine picking at random.

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Hank had a pen but another Hank borrowed it and accidentally kept it and he's been so busy helping Hanks he hasn't had time to buy more himself.

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Trust me, if you lost your ditalini you'd be yelling at everyone too.

I also posted the fourth page of the cheeseburger clown comic where I've decided McDonald's characters need a backstory and I'm sure they're going to be happy with what I've got planned if they ever see it. I've got lots of all new clown lore I want to make popular so if everyone supports me there we can all make sure that happens and then also I'll have enough money to hire a lawyer to properly deal with McDonalds if they decide they don't like it if they ever see it which they probably won't.

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Not a strong sales pitch here.

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"Hank's a big fan of escape rooms and he wanted a custom one for his birthday," he said to the detective later.

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Hank's finally helping some Hanks.

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I have still not seen Simon Birch.

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King Hank's army still packing up to move closer to the Banana Kingdom

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Fortune Cookie for President!

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I think every book should have a part where nothing happens and the main character is just bored and sitting around or pooping for a whole chapter.

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Christmas is right around the corner. Start celebrating now with these classic David Cronenberg Christmas films.

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Been a busy week but I finally finished another page of the comic about a clown who will eventually sell cheeseburgers if you're interested in that. The more people who sign up over at patreon, the more money I have to hire an attorney to respond to a cease and desist...

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You don't need to know, Servant Hank.

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I've never seen Simon Birch but I once read the plot summary on wikipedia and I refuse to believe it is accurate but also I don't want to watch Simon Birch, so I'm just going to make up my own plot summaries of it.

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