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Like to stress fuck Lucifer / reblog for Diavolo’s breeding kink

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Alright, it’s the last one, I promise, this is the one I intended to do instead of that Simeon

Sorry for the lame outfit Asmo, I don’t know how to fashion 😔

Click for better quality and remember that reblogs are truly making my heart flutter

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Strip club AU !

I'm not one to write nsfw or smut at all, but this idea came to me and we discussed it with @vintagehedgehogdragon, @giaourtopita & @the-ghost-duck. I compiled and added stuff to the list of headcanons for your reading pleasure!

I will not be taking nsfw/smutty request on my blog, tho i might make more headcanons like this one, that's not explicit or anything but it is a more mature topic. With that said:

This is a Minors DNI

● Devildom is a strip club with a restaurant and bar section attached, owned by our very own Diavolo!

● Diavolo himself is a dancer, tho he doesn't perform much this days. He started dancing in a lowkey club but then he grew in fame quite fast, enough to quit his job there and start his own business

● His stage name is The King and he has a royalty aesthetic. He is all about dominating the stage and showing everyone who's boss

● Diavolo got his childhood friend Barbatos into the business, so Barbatos handles more administrative matters as well as taking care of the restaurant portion of Devildom

● The club started small, with dia being the main attraction but with other smaller dancers performing too.

● The first dancer to become a hit was Lucifer! They all became close friends and nowadays Lucifer helps a lot more with the club than just dancing

● He didn't want his siblings getting involved but they did anyway because yk

● They are chaotic

● Each and every one became a hit and soon the club got bigger, with room for all their performances and more dances too!

● Lucifer's stage name is Morning Star and he has a leather theme, he is very dominating and moves with a lot of grace around the stage. He uses a whip from time to time and mostly does choreography lower on the ground and pole

● Mammon, aka Golden Wings, hits with a dripping in jewels, expensive boytoy type of theme ofc. He is very hype which makes his shows very fun! He's a good break from all the more dominating personalities on the club

● Levi is the second most popular act on the club! Which surprised quite a bit. Its like the stage flips a switch inside him and he goes from awkard Levi to admiral Leviathan. His stage name is Scales and he does a navy theme which is very dominating.

● Satan is a dork with a cat theme. He is dominating but with a more gentlemany attitude, much softer than the older two. His stage name is Myth because, again, he is a dork, but name sounds cool so he gets a pass

● Who's the most popular dancer? Asmo of course! His stage name is Eros and his theme is hollywood glam. His style is much more sultry, he commands the stage with sensual movements and beautiful aerial silks instead of the pole.

● Beel goes by fang, which you know, is short, cool and hot. This is just very biased but i like the idea of firefighter Beel a whole damn lot. But also beel in any kind of uniform is great. His shows are more relaxed and traditional than the other's, he is a good buffer for shows, like mammon.

● Belphie is a beautiful display, his energy and style on stage is closer to asmo's, sensual and slow. His theme is garden oriented, his costumes usually have him wrapped in flowers and flowey fabrics. But despite his good amount of fans and the good shows he puts on, he gles on stage twice a week only, he is lazy after all. He goes by Bel, which sometimes gets confused with belle but its just his name

● The newbie on the club is Simeon! He is rapidly becoming a favorite of the patrons with his naughty angel theme and the happy-go-lucky energy of his shows. His stage name is Delight~

● Barbatos puts on a show every once in a while, wearing aprons and doing a bakery bit.

● You can also find Solomon hanging around the bar and socializing with other patrons, he is one of the best clients on the club. Whether he is there to see a certain someone is up to you

● Is up to you what your MC does or if they perform! But just for general reference lets say MC is in charge of the bar

● I also like the idea that cerberus is trained to be the bouncer orz

Does anyone have song recs for stuff you thing the boys would dance to? You know, we can make a playlist y'all 🤫

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Brothers and undateables react to accidentally pepper-spraying themselves? (Bonus points if they think they’re going to die/go permanently blind until MC assures them that they aren’t)

My friend did this last week. In front of his girlfriend. We will never left him live it down.

Boys Pepper Spray Themselves

All I could think about was Mark and Ethan when they did this lmao

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TW: pepper spray

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Lucifer

He watched MC pull out their keys to unlock their door (a necessity with the brothers around tbh) and saw the black and yellow

He asked about it and MC explained the gist of what pepper spray was and why they felt safer with it on them

Lucifer sort of scoffs at the idea

Because one, MC has pacts with the all the brothers, so they can summon one of them if they need help

And two, he thinks it isn’t going to be effective against demons

He might ask to see it, examining it closely as MC explains how it’s used

When Lucifer accidentally presses down and sprays himself directly in the eyes

He doesn’t scream, nor does he really move much

But he drops the spray and immediately tried to rub it off

Which makes it worse

He’s definitely in pain, but I think he’s got the biggest pain tolerance and it doesn’t compare to falling from heaven

Does practically beg MC for help though, who has to jump onto the internet for answers

Mammon

Hears MCs explanation of what pepper spray is and literally doesn’t believe that it will have any effect (a common thought amongst the brothers honestly)

I think Mammon is the only one who might intentionally spray themselves

But he tried to do it on his arm so that just incase it did hurt, he wouldn’t have it in his eyes

Except he’s kinda dumb, and it was facing him

S C R E A M S

Is a blubbering mess and MC can’t blame him

Though they do feel a little satisfied because of the shit talking from earlier

Clings to MC while they help wash it out, sobbing and pleading the whole time

Sobs that he can’t see and asking if he is going to go blind

MC almost almost laughs, but reassured him that no. It won’t make a human go blind, much less a demon

Sniffles for a long time afterwords and his eyes are still red and watery

He mumbles his apologies to MC and they just pull him in for a comforting hug because he really wasn’t prepared at all

Leviathan

He listened to their explanation carefully and believes them

Until he learns that it’s also water resilient (it’s oil based, to takes a while with water)

Because of this, he’s pretty careless with the package while he investigates

And click! Leviathan sprays himself

He doesn’t hit directly though, he sprays the left side of his face

Another who screams at the top of his lungs

Scrambles to try and wipe it off and sobs as MC rips the cloth out of his hands before he can rub

It’ll spread the spray and make things worse, but Levi doesn’t really care

They lead him to the bathroom and tell him to hold the water over his face to try and get relief while they get something that’ll actually work

Once it’s gone he demands cuddles as payment for his suffering

Even if it was a mistake

Satan

He doesn’t know what it is, but doesn’t doubt it’s abilities

Against humans, that is.

MC actually gets a little pissed at Satans dismissal of the substance

He legitimately doesn’t think it will hurt him

He accidentally sprays himself when he fumbles with MCs keys, trying to find the key they asked for

He gets it in his mouth, but a little does splatter into his eyes

He recoils immediately and is genuinely shocked at the burning sensation spreading across his face and eyes

He didn’t get nearly as bad of a hit as the others do, but it still makes him cry and scramble to get it off

Asmodeus

Is intrigued and asks if it would work against demons?

He wants to see if he should get some. He can take care of himself, but every once and a while demon comes around thinking that he is a pushover

While MC explains how it works, he is fussing with the container, listening intently

Just as MC warns him to be careful, he accidentally sprays himself directly across his eyes

Also screams

He can’t help the tears, but he isn’t really crying

MC takes care of him, and can’t help but laugh when he asks if they make them in pink

Beelzebub

As soon as MC says pepper spray it’s all over

You know where I’m going with this

He opens his mouth and eats it

Just. Sprays it down the back of his throat

And I mean, it’s technically edible

MC just stares as he swallows and hums thoughtfully

Mumbles something about it being very spicy but not too bad

MC is just shocked

He ends up getting one to keep on his keys as a way to spice up his food

He’s pretty careful about not getting it in his eyes though

He still remembers rubbing his face after trying ghost peppers for the first time, and can’t imagine how bad the pepper spray would be

Belphagor

Might actually know what it is compared to his brothers

But he is in the same boat of not thinking it’s that bad, especially after watching Beel eat it like fucking candy

That’s actually how he gets sprayed

He, MC, and Beel are having a snack and Beel goes to eat some pepper spray

But he aims wrong and accidentally gets the side of Belphagor’s face and neck

Luckily it didn’t really get much into his eyes, but it still stings like hell

MC carefully helps get it off and Beel is apologizing on the side

No longer doubts the effects because it hurt and it didn’t even really get into his eyes.

Simeon

Listens to MC talk and doesn’t doubt it for a second

He doesn’t even want to touch the pepper spray, willing to just accept it and move on

If he were to get sprayed, though, he would be crying for sure

Wasn’t expecting it to hurt that bad, and is surprised at how hard it is to get off

He might actually want MC to get rid of it, if only because he is worried it will accidentally hurt them

Luke

MC rips it out of his hands before he accidentally sprays himself

He is sputtering but as MC explains what exactly it is and how badly it hurts even demons

He is suddenly a little grateful for MC

He may actually want some to ward off the demons around him, though

Soloman

Remember that one Unus Annus episode where Mark wants to know what it feels like?

Yeah that’s Soloman

He just wants to be ready

And he is curious as to how it feels and if it is as bad as people say

Regrets that choice immediately

Has to physically fight the urge to rub his eyes and make it worse

Has to talk himself through it the whole time

When he’s done, red faced and tears still streaming down his face

He’s glad MC is well protected and is sort of glad he did it

Never wants to do it again, though... who would??

Barbatos

No

Well, not on purpose

He knows what it is

He knows how much it could hurt

But he doesn’t fumble with it or anything, doesn’t ask for it

He’s totally fine never having that experience

But then he is gathering MCs things so they can leave and grabs the pepper spray wrong

It sprays his eye only a little bit

But fuck does it hurt

He’s the most calm, knows what to do to help himself

In fact, there’s a good chance nobody even knows it happened

But he now avoids the pepper spray

And is impressed at how effective it is

Diavolo

Look, I love this man

But he is definitely sort of a dumbass when it comes to things that aren’t like,,, important

So he grabs the key chain, asking MC what it is and before they can even warn him he opens it and sprays it

He was expecting it to be perfume

But got himself right in the eyes and nose

Stumbles back and gasps

MC has to grab his arms to keep him from rubbing his face and gives a very quick explanation

They bring him to his bathroom and help him get the stuff off of his face

He sputters about not being able to see and blindness etc

It’s honestly probably the first time they’ve seen the prince of hell sob

He’s panicking for sure, but calms down immensely when MC says that humans don’t go blind from it

He is incredibly impressed and insists that they keep it on themselves for protection

Because if it can incapacitate him, then they’re safe against anyone else 

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comforting the obey me boys

contains: lucifer, mammon, asmo, beel, simeon + gn!reader

wc: .7k | rated g

fluff, minor hurt major comfort, soft love

a/n: lololol there’s gonna be a part 2 i promise (if you reblog ily)

➳ lucifer doesn’t want nor need your comfort, except maybe, he kind of does. he’s not going to let himself come to you, though, you’ll have to force your comfort onto him, once you’re sure he needs it. he’s most likely in his office, bent over paperwork, so when you open the door he doesn’t even bother looking up at you. utilizing the wheels on his chair you push him away from his desk, settling yourself firmly in his lap. he tries to protest, but it’s weak and both of you know it, so you ignore him, just hugging him tightly, squeezing as hard as you can (he’s a demon it’s not going to hurt him). after a moment he’ll submit to the embrace, burying his face in the crook of your neck, eyes squeezed tight. you sit in silence for as long as he needs, then, when he begins to pull back, you get the both of you a mug of tea, his favorite.

➳ mammon has this internal battle where he loves coming to you for comfort but he also hates it because he thinks it makes him look weak. you assure and reassure him you’d never think that about your first man, and soon enough, he’s comfortable enough to just hug you from behind, inhaling your scent as he basks in your familiar warmth. often, you continue doing what you’re doing, only pausing briefly to find his hand and pat it reassuringly. he’ll follow you as you move around, and sometimes he spills about what’s nothing him, and sometimes he doesn’t. when it’s really bad, he’ll find you in bed and just hold onto you, as if clinging for dear life. you hold on just as tight, knowing you’re the first person he could do this with in a millennium.

➳ asmo doesn’t hesitate to pull you into his room for a spa day so he can vent. on those days you make sure to apply his face masks extra carefully, trying to convey your love in every movement. every stroke of your hand against his skin or hair is gentle, reverent, and he leans into the touches with wild abandon. you pay close attention to his stories, getting mad with him, sad with him, jealous with him. you’ve eaten ice cream and cried with him and destroyed one of his ex’s stuff with him. really, it’s like how you’d comfort your best friend. once everything is washed off, and both of you are refreshed and revitalized, asmo drags you along to retail therapy. you offer to pay for his stuff.

➳ beel also doesn’t vocalize when he needs comfort, but it’s pretty easy to tell, what with the way he droops like a sad puppy. you get right to work, preparing his favorite meal and side dishes, not stopping until you have a proper feast. you eat together, plates balanced on your laps as you watch the sunset from a nearby park. you sit in between his legs and he wraps his arms around you, chin resting on your head. he doesn’t go into detail on what’s the matter, but eventually, you draw what’s bothering him out, offering words of support and trying your best to help him come up with a solution. if it’s something really bad, he’ll bury his face in your hair, words coming out muffled. you listen patiently, and once he gets it all out he feels better, especially when you pull out his favorite dessert(s).

➳ simeon is a little ashamed about needing comfort, after all, he is an angel, but you just roll your eyes at that, pushing yourself into his space to hug him tightly. he easily accepts it, hand clenching the back of your shirt. he doesn't talk, and neither do you, and it only takes a few minutes before he feels better. you step back a little, still holding him, and closes his eyes, afraid the moment will break if he opens them. you murmur consoling words, softly carding your hand through his hair. he melts into the ministrations, just letting you be there for him. sure, heaven is paradise, but sometimes simeon wonders if your arms are better. it’s a foolish thought, he knows, but he can’t help but entertain the notion.

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I’m 5’2” and could picture trying to jump up to Beel or Diavolo’s face just to smoosh his cheeks. Then pouting if they try to pick me up or crouching down.

The smol gang stuff was making me smile after a long frustrating week.

Glad to make you smile babe🧡🧡 and yes both of them would just have the GOOFIEST smiles as they lean down to let you do it since you’re struggling and then they don’t know why you’re pouting they’re trying to help??? So they just attack your face with kisses to make it better

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love him

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Angelic ranks?

Angel jobs? Types? IDK?🤷‍♀️

Hey guys! I was, you know, thinking about how im very inactive right now because im currently writing all the other stuff before i start posting and taking in requests again

But i wanted to post a little something for you to read? And i remembered this draft in my notes that i already had planned to post but i hadn't! ✨

I think there are different angel classes, based on what type of duties they follow, and they get said class assigned after a certain age.

I haven't thought a lot about it so maybe you'll find them a bit meh but i like what i came up with so far and if you have any ideas or suggestions on this topic I'll be glad to hear them!🥰

First i think theres a hierarchy and a class system, for the hierarchy:

Seraph: God's most trusted and personal angels,they are basically the council of angels that takes the most decisions and God's Councils

Following the seraphim are the principalities, archangels and such, this is more the hierarchy then a class of angels and so this are not exactly inside my headcanons yet, they have a lot more of information that i need to go through to understand this particular classification!

As for the classes of angels that I envision:

Soldiers: This are the most prominent class along with Diplomats, they are in charge of guarding the realm and fighting if it's necessary. Michael is a great example.

Diplomats: They are in charge of handling most of the social disputes and coming up with solutions, as well as be the link of communication between normal angels and the Seraphim. Lucifer used to be one of them.

Healers: Pretty self explanatory, this are the doctors for everyone, they go through arduous training in all types of healing under the guidance of Raphael.

Educators: The wisest of angels are given the chance to teach the new generations on all subjects that matter to the celestial realm, had he been an angel Satan would have been an educator.

Strategists: This is a division of the soldier work, they are in charge of creating any and all plans of action in case of a number of different situations, Leviathan used to be a strategist.

Guards: Another division of the soldiers, they keep the peace in the celestial realm and guard the palace's entrance as well as function as bodyguards. Beelzebub was a guard on the celestial realm.

Caretakers: The caretakers are given little groups of baby cherubs to bring them up and rise them correctly, they work along side the Educators. Lillith was a caretaker while she was alive.

Guardian angels: A sub category of caretakers, guardian angels shouldn't be confused with celestial guards. They are assigned to a number of people in the human world so they can supervise and look for them, bringing reports to the seraphim.

Cherubs: any angel under the restriction age (15 years old in angel years) who aren't assigned a rank, like Luke.

So for the characters i didn't mention:

I think Mammon would be a Soildier or a guard, because of his physical abilities that we know of!

Asmo i think is a healer, he was under healer training under Raphael's care but he did skip a lot.

Belphie I can see as either a strategist (because we know for sure how cunning he is) or a caretaker along Lillith, more because of her than because of the kids (but he is really gentle with beel so he could be great with kid's anyway idk)

And Simeon could probably fit as a Diplomat like Lucifer (ehich would explain why both of them did a lot of stuff for Michael instead of with Michael) or as a healer too, but im more inclined for the first. Or if you like mischief Simeon we could also say he was a strategist

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He eat……………………….

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If you think any of the boys in Obey Me are straight you’re silly as fuck just sayin. like im sorry if youre a cis woman and you think beel wouldnt gobble some dick in a headbeat ur delusion

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Beel and AMAB MC frotting 💦

It’s a masc day so I have to oblige

Frotting is probably one of his favorite things to do. Not only is it intimate, but it’s something he can do without the fear of hurting you. He puts both of your cocks together and can feel them twitching and pulsing with excitement. He probably doesn’t masturbate too often- only really in the shower or if he’s alone in his room. You’ve started to change that though. He touches himself more- not even just his cock anymore. He’s found that pinching his nipples gets him off too. And it’s only because you can’t keep your hands off of him. When he’s frotting against you, humping against your cock like a wild animal, you’re busying yourself by pinching his nipple, kissing and suckling on the other. Whatever your mouth and hands can reach, it’s being handled gently by you.

You’re probably not ready for penetration yet. That’s okay. He’s perfectly fine moving at your pace. He never thought he could get so much pleasure by rubbing up against you in this way. He’s kissing you, tasting your lips with his tongue. He wants you more than he can articulate. It’s evident that he’s close because he’s grinding against you faster, smothering your lips with his. He’s probably had you up against the wall this entire time. Had it been anywhere else he may have knocked you over by now. Always so attentive, always so careful. When he finally cums, there’s a low growling sound when he captures your lips again. Normally this would be something like a threat to others, but to you? It’s a primal cry of desperation. He needs you, and he can only do so much before he loses himself to the pleasure. It fills you with pride to know that a usually aloof and stoic man has unraveled so much for just you.

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Blog Rules

I’m still fairly new to all this. I am not an artist but enjoy writing. Rules are subject to change. 

Hard No: r*pe, inc*st, grooming, p*do or discrimination

Plutonic Luke stuff only

No smut please. (that is my other channel) 

Request are open, I will negotiate and will try to answer any questions

I hope you enjoy my blog. Thanks.

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Photo Shoot Pt 1

Warning. NSFW, SMUT, 18+ only . Minors do not interact. 

My OC does a boudoir photo shoot with Asmo, Simeon and Lord Diavolo as the Photographer

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29226744

#obey me fanfic #obey me asmo #obey me oc #obey me shall we date #obey me simeon #obey me diavolo

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Master List

OC Willow

Now it’s my turn

Photo Shoot Pt 1

Various MC