i'm head over heels for the hottest most horrible evil man in the entire world please send help
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Hey. I can have what you’re eating. Right?
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eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous
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Marilyn Monroe photographed by Gene Lester at 20th Century Fox studios, 1954.
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