Ketamine is so important its like a barometer like a strong man test at the state fair like combing the burrs out of your hair llike seeing really good previews so good you had forgotten what you came for or like taking off your swim trunks and birch bark falls out and you didnt even know it was in there and it was soooo uncomfortrtqble but now its not and you give a big stretch to test these new britches and you think well alright okay
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Its not a calvin klein its a kelly clarkson and the plate has morning dew on it and your roommate is snorting wet coke and puking up malt liquor and you just stepped in some barefoot and you can tell he also ate that mango you were saving but its okay youve got wet coke in your nose and a dew drop drip and the birds are singing and they might even be singing for you
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