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Since my Kofi goal got completed, we reveal the goblinoid name tables! For all your gobby needs. My Kofi.

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D&D races as john mulaney quotes

Barbarian - *smashes a 40 on the ground and yells* SCATTER!

Bard - the entire salt and pepper diner story.

Cleric - You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Druid - Aaah! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!

Monk - I’ll just keep all my emotions right here and then one day, i’ll die.

Paladin - for those of you who aren’t catholic, I don’t mean to exclude you (even though we looove to exclude you)…

Ranger - everybody get out of my way. I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.

Sorcerer - this might as well happen. adult life is already so goddamn weird.

Rogue - Stop snitchin’, motherfucker.

Fighter - sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.

Warlock - FUCK DA POLICE!

Wizard - I’m either having a drink or I have to pee. You’re living the golden years kid, not me.

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Dungeon set no.2 - now with extra vines, cages, and sparkles.

Download links:

Free | $1 Rewards | $2 Rewards | $5 Rewards

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Giveaway!

Hello everyone! In celebration of pride and my upcoming birthday, I've decided to give away three of my pan flag colored heartbeat dice!

Here's some rules:

• Only one reblog and like per person! These both count as entries.

• Following me also counts, but you don't have to if you don't want to!

• USA only please, I'm not looking to spend a huge amount on shipping 😔

• Terfs and exclusionists need not apply, I'll check 💕

• Giveaway ends on July 12th!

While you're here, please check out Lost and Found, a non-profit in Atlanta that supports homeless lgbtq youth! https://lnfy.org/

Good luck everyone, and happy last few days of pride! 💙💛💖

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ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜ ʙᴜʏ ᴍʏ sᴍᴇʟʟs?

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These

Tables

Are

So

Freakin

GOOD!

Shoutout to Lady Tiefling for being kickass.

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Paladin™: when you’re kinda feeling cleric but also want to Stab

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my next D&D character is going to be a bard that only wears these shorts

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Today we have another installment of hero tokens! You can custom-color them yourself in our Token Editor, and there’s a mobile-friendly version coming soon. :)

Read more: https://2minutetabletop.com/hero-character-tokens-3/

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Dungeon Master Essentials

I decided to make a list of DM stuff that I personally use or think are important to know when it comes to being a DM. So here’s my list:

Medieval Fantasy City Generator: This generator is now my LIFE. It generates incredibly complex cities with good customization. (Thanks to plantkat for sharing this site in their post here)

Naming Your Towns/Cities: Now that you’ve made your city, time to name it and give it some character! This post contains lots of great information.

Index Cards Rule: Fuckyeahdnd shared a SUPER convenient way of keeping track of turns and HP in combat. I use this system now for every single session I run.

Tricks & Traps: I am AWFUL at coming up with good Dungeon traps and challenges, this PDF includes some incredible ideas. The original poster, Courtney C. Campbell also runs a blog where she shares tons of great stuff. (Thanks to we-are-rogue for sharing the PDF in their post here)

Playing Different Types of Characters: Writeinspiration has a masterpost on how to write/play lots of different types of characters.

Unique NPC Jobs: Lauraharrisbooks wrote a list of different Fantasy Jobs which can help populate your world with some unique characters! Another similar post by Thewritershandbook also covers Common Occupations in the Middle Ages. 

Developing Characters by Threes: Monticusrex’s method of creating characters help you really flesh out who they are. Useful for Players and DM’s.

Troublesome Players? Speak Up: Dicebound brings up an incredibly great point. If someone is being a jerk, speak up and call them out. This is especially important and relevant now to crush awful behavior before it even has a chance to show it’s ugly face.

List of D&D Resources: And finally, pretty much anything you might need for D&D.  (Character stuff, spells, online communities/ways to play, etc..) A lot of people contributed to this post but thank you Mushroomancy for posting the original list.

Donjon: And finally, this site is a great resource for looking up Spells and Monsters along with tons of other generators. Not every single Spell or Monster is on here, but most are listed.

(I tried to give credit to the original posters or the actual URL for websites, unless those sites or URLs were no longer active)

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Has this been done yet?

I feel like this has been done but oh well.

Starting from the top (”We have food at home”) and moving down the triangle to the right (”MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!”) we have…

Paladin (ult. We have food at home) -> Cleric -> Wizard -> Bard (ult. MCDONALDS) -> Barbarian -> Rogue -> Warlock (ult. Black Coffee) -> Ranger -> Fighter -> Druid -> Monk

Sorcerer is the Wild (Magic) Card. Can go any way depending on the day… or the roll.

Feel free to disagree with my assessments

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Despite all my rage I am still just a

Level 5 Mage

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Tag yourself. (via JahDuran)

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“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

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