Much like a minecraft villager, my only instincts are run from darkness and throw bread
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Me desperately trying to hold a conversation with the person in front of me when my TC is walking by.
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Does a song ever remind you of someone?
Not because of the lyrics, or the mood, or the vibe.
It just feels so utterly them.
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When you’re gay in your house with nobody else
You’re homolone
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honestly my 1st purchase if I become rich
don’t judge me
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ya ever just feel ugly
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Important
I feel like this has been done before but whatever
Listen up throamies, when you read 708 do you guys think “7 oh 8”, “7 zero 8”, or “seven hundred and eight”
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me, sneaking to the underground lake away from the rest of the tour group and banging pots together: ERIK I KNOW YOU’RE STILL HERE!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!?
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anyone else read a paragraph of academic prose and then stare at it blankly with no idea what you just read because it’s so clogged with jargon
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I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
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i’ve never seen villagers throw bread at a baby villager before??
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I’m the crush u look at closely and realize he kinda ugly
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just thought i’d give my profile photos captions
HALP
tRiGgErReD
not that creative, but it’s what i initially thought of for them
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when you can’t figure out what that noise is
so you stop everything to figure it out
for 5+ mins
and you realize it’s your breathing
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WELCOME
...humans
a species i’m unfamiliar with
like stated in the description, there is the occasional chance of a tropical TMI with a possible following shamebow
as you can tell already i like to screw around with fonts & colors (and other stuff if i find it)
and not capitalizing my i’s
and dislike periods
and indenting
but love the return button
i’ll stop talking
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