djgreeniscool

[djgreeniscool]

Thoughts on genderfluid people

gender fluid is a state of matter between solid and gas!

#anon #note from the pr team: doesn't seem to understand

[djgreeniscool]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

hello!

#anon

[djgreeniscool]

How do we make friends then?

making friends is easy! all you need to do is

#anon

[djgreeniscool]

aaaaaAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!

#average-autistic-femboy #note from the PR team: This thing jumped so high he broke through the roof.

[djgreeniscool]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

#thetheatergremlin

[djgreeniscool]

what would happen if we spoke to a stranger?

if you spoke to a stranger, you would DIE!

#anon #cw death mention #unreality #note from pr team: not sure how he came to that conclusion..

[djgreeniscool]

Dj green what if it’s a movie I was in but they won’t let me have it and I can’t afford it but I want a record of my work to show my beautiful children as I lie on my deathbed. Can I pirate it then

not even then!

#anon

[djgreeniscool]

dj green I’m very sad :(

dj green is sad to hear that! dj green says that it's ok to feel sad and he hopes you'll feel better soon B-(

#thetheatergremlin

[djgreeniscool]

wiggedy wiggedy wiggedy wug!!!

what notes do you have on dj green?

Interception Authorized by: #########

Hello. This is ######### speaking. I thought I might do #### a favor and take this one. So far, we have determined: -Alien in origin -Despises piracy -Squishy -Silicon based(?) -Produces corrosive substance that could serve a similar function to tears And not much else.

#note from the PR team: sicking dj green on you for being an annoyance. #anon #pr team #Argona

[djgreeniscool]

[i chug his tears because obviously nothing bad happens when you chug corrosive liquids]

[dj green does a kickflip. The liquid does what you would expect.]

#note from pr team: we ARE responsible for any damage incurred by dj green since. we are his pr team. #anon #cw implied violence

[djgreeniscool]

hey! its dj green, the coolest dj around! dj green's tumblr is the place to be! he can talk to all of his friends, and be cool! remember, piracy is never a victimless crime!

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Interception Authorized by: ####### (P:3)

note from the pr team or whatever:

Hello. We are studying the entity known as “dj green”.

Also, The PR team, much to someone's chagrin, has opted for slightly different sign offs when they make notes. Keep your eyes open for an addition from your....favorite PR team member....? I don't get paid enough for this-

note from the PR team: #########

note from pr team: ####

note from the pr team or whatever: #######

#pinned post #ooc: this is an rp sideblog

[djgreeniscool]

Can i chug your tears DJ Green?

its important to stay hydrated! sharing is caring!

#note from the pr team or whatever: DO NOT

[djgreeniscool]

Interception Authorized by: ######### ...

what notes do you have on dj green?

Interception Authorized by: #########

Hello. This is ######### speaking. I thought I might do #### a favor and take this one. So far, we have determined: -Alien in origin -Despises piracy -Squishy -Silicon based(?) -Produces corrosive substance that could serve a similar function to tears And not much else.

#anon #PR team #Argona

[djgreeniscool]

what notes do you have on dj green?

Interception Authorized by: #########

Hello. This is ######### speaking. I thought I might do #### a favor and take this one. So far, we have determined: -Alien in origin -Despises piracy -Squishy -Silicon based(?) -Possibly very old or immortal (Taught Jimmy Savile how to DJ...?) -Produces corrosive substance that could serve a similar function to tears And not much else.

#anon #PR team #note from the PR team: it is not often i make such an error. i added an item to the list.

[djgreeniscool]

[I touch the green liquid]

its ok to cry! even dj green gets sad sometimes!

[the liquid pops and hisses]

#anon #note from the pr team: more study into the chemical makeup of its “tears”(?) is required.

[djgreeniscool]

L+Ratio+Piracy is cool

piracy is not cool!!!!!!!! >B-(

#anon #note from the pr team: dj green is oozing some sort of liquid from his visor(?). may be crying(?) out of rage

[djgreeniscool]

HEY DJ GREEN [I illegally download a movie]

hey, that's wiggedy wack! dj green is very disappointed in you!

#anon #note from the pr team or whatever: you can't see it but dj green is vibrating(?) with rage