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I just saw my own post and my brain translated Hippogriff to Gryffindor and i sat there for a whole minute thinking

"What the fuck?"

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ya know

I like the idea of Hippogriff!Jack so much

I might just make an oc that’s a Hippogriff centaur....

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@handsomepeacock

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

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TUMBLR IS FORCING SAFE MODE ON

As you can see it wont happen now but “over the next couple of weeks”. The reason for that is simple. They want you to forget about that change and leave it on forever allowing them to hide content they deem “unsafe”.

Why turn that setting off?

The so called “Safe mode” will give tumblr full control over what you see and what you dont. They will just use that setting to unofficially ban people off the platform by cutting their followers from the content.

There is absolutely no reason for that setting to even exist! Tumblr displays only posts and reblogs from people you follow so you see only what you want to see.

What if I actually want to filter my tumblr dashboard?

Oh look here is your Safe mode button

Oh wait whats that thing under it? :O

Doesnt that make you wonder why that Safe mode button exists in the first place when you can just write tags in that menu? Tumblr just wants to gain full control over your dashboard.

If you are in tumblr just for porn then make sure to disable Safe mode once it’s out!!! 

Even 2d/3d porn will most likely get censored

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@pandoranmama 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

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Made it a bit clearer I'll do more with this bab when I have the time and get home

#my art #handsome jack #hippogriff!jack #hippogriff

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Just a practice drawing of my new Jack This is what he's gonna be looking like, for those with curious minds

#my art #handsome jack #hippogriff #hippogriff!jack

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Hey who wants to like/reblog this for a starter to help this piece of trash get back in business?

#starter call #borderlands rp #space rp #handsome jack rp

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Hey guys... guess who's gonna try to come back?

#im also gonna do some major fixes on this guys #no more shapeshifting powers #he's going to be a hippogriff centaur #yee

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Aimlessly scrolls through the web, trying to find something to do

#my dash is super dead #but im not

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Hey guys

Guess who's not dead?

#hint: it's me #ooc

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Guys, I’m in danger of losing everything I have right now.

I am unable to get a job (which is embarrassing for my age) and my mother who has been struggling to try and support three people just got dumped into more trouble.

She had to quit her job because she couldn’t work under the new contract the owner of the shop wanted her to work with. We only have enough money to pay one month’s rent and already do we have our phone bills late. So if I drop out, this is why.

I don’t have any prices yet, but I’m planning on setting up commissions or whatever, to try and at least help out while I still hunt for jobs.

I just thought I’d let you know that, in the event that every one of my blogs goes dead, this is why

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littlesirenkiddo:

She smiled down at him before waving her hand behind him, urging him to turn and look at the skys pretty colors, ignoring his question. She took off her backpack as she began to take off her shoes. Putting her white coat on and pulling the hood up she gave a delighted gasp.

“My mother thought to leave me here, she wants me to swim here I guess.” She stuck her legs in the water as they formed into one small seal tail. “Please, please please mr. fish, may I swim with you, I can sing too.”

With a cocked eyebrow, Jack looks over his shoulder, ears twitching. He turns back only to notice that instead of legs, this girl had a seal tail. His nostrils flare as he takes a few sniffs.

“Your mother left you here to swim? Kid, I don’t know if you can read or not but this isn’t a swimming pool, and even if it was, it’s mine. M-I-N-E. Mine. Not yours, mine.”

#littlesirenkiddo

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Please reblog this if you are an indie borderlands blog !

I’m going to be making a masterlist. Please specify your character’s name in the tags, and whether they are canon or oc !! Crossovers are also welcome, just specify that you’re not a Borderlands character, but have a Borderlands verse in the tags. The masterlist is HERE !!!

#handsome jack! #and he is canon but with a super big shapeshifting twist

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handsomepeacock:

“Babe, you’re wrong about that. If I can get this piece of ancient crap to work theeeen you’re going to be doing whatever I want if you don’t want to be turned into a little worm that I would crush under my boot. OR wait! What if I just left you on your desk and put a giant heat lamp over you so you’ll just shrivel up. That would be a lot better. Yeah, I’ll do that.” Jack kept fiddling with the thing in his hand hoping he could find the way to activate it while he kept the other busy with his mouth. Talking with his mouth…not…anything else.

He gave a mighty unimpressed face, “really? You’re going to tear them all down after all the work I would go through to put them up? Sheesh, looks like I’m gonna have to teach you some manners and that you should always respect and obey me.” Did he need to give the thing a verbal command first? Should he just bang it against something until it works? How the hell does it work??? Can he just…think about what he wants the shapeshifter to turn into real hard and it’ll happen?

“Gross. No wonder you choose to run around with my handsome mug, this just- I’m not going to lie you look disgusting like you belong in Pandora’s unwashed butthole. Hoooly crap if you don’t turn into something a lot more appealing to look at I’m going to shoot you in the face. Uhhh…where is your face at? I’m assuming it is the thing that is attached to the neck? I have no idea what anything is.”

“You won’t kill me,” The beast rumbles. “Otherwise that object you worked so hard to get will be completely and utterly useless to you. And though that can make me change shape to what you want, I still have control over my powers too.” Though the object was much stronger than he was and would override every command he tried to give to change.

“Oh please, teach me a lesson,” the shapeshifter laughs, mocking the bird. “I’m so scared. What could you possibly do? Doesn’t matter how many times you shoot me, or stab me, or shock or burn or cut, I will not let your ugly... accessories decorate my halls.”

His face? No, it wasn’t their face. This Jack came up with it first, they were all copying him. He would’ve liked to retort to it, but decided on something different. “At least I’d be able to survive on Pandora, unlike someone I know.” There’s a deep rumble from his... throat? It was laughter. “You can try to shoot me in the face, but I will tell you now that your bullets will ricochet and I do not want anything in my office on my space station being destroyed.”

#handsomepeacock

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littlesirenkiddo:

The tap startled her, but what made her jump out of her skin was seeing the large fish/man creature staring at her shivering form. She wanted to run, but her legs where pudding on the spot. She just stared at him, he was making noise but she wasn’t sure what he was saying, due to the glass and the fact that he was underwater.

Stumbling back from the ledge, she fell on her behind, not minding the little sting it made on her tailbone. She didn’t know what to do, so she did what came first to her mind, go into the employee area for him. Getting her self up as she promptly marched to the, hopefully unlocked door. A swift pull and the door was open, she was honestly surprised that the door had been unlocked but she kept on going anyway. Since it was a bit darker than the observation area she used the small kiddie flash light to guide her way to the edge area. She found a door that had “DANGEROUS” on it, and under a picture of the large creature she saw earlier, she took a deep breath and pushed it open.

The enclosure was a lot more larger from on top than it was in the observation area. She looked up into the sky and saw the sun was going down. It looked like there were little rocks to sit on in the middle of the large pool. She took a spot close to the water but not enough to get her clothes wet, especially not her white coat. Dipping a small hand into the water and swaying it around, as if to call the creature over to her.

Ha ha, he managed to scare her. A small grin spreads across his lips as he watches her wide, unmoving eyes. They seemed... confused. Oh right, glass. His voice, though angelic, isn’t exactly thicker than that. It made him scowl in frustration, which was soon gone when the little girl began walking to the door. Surprisingly, it was unlocked. That’s a first.

He swims over to the side of the tank that’s closest to the door, but the small child disappears behind it, leaving him alone. Well, he thought so. He could feel the vibrations of her walking behind there and he could hear the familiar squeak of his habitat door opening. His mismatched eyes look up to the lights, expecting to see a shadow there, and what do you know? There they sat with their dinky little hand in the water.

With a snort, the golden creature swims upward, slowly raising his head above the water, stopping at the start of his neck, careful to not let those gills of his out.”What are you doing here kid?” He speaks, voice sounding foreign to him in this atmosphere. “This dumb place is about to close.”

#heck yeah that's totally cool! #littlesirenkiddo

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hey, if you guys could help me figure something out with this, that would be great!