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Guys I’m sorry, but my hiatus has to be extended due to too many personal problem and bad wifi. When everything is settle down then I can come back. As of right now this is a goodbye. Till I get back.
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Hey guys I’ll be on hiatus for two weeks, I just want to get use to my classes again and having A.P class. I never took one before and I heard it’s a lot of work so I just want to get the hang of it. If it’s possible I’ll post on weekends unless other things comes up.
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"Hoe don't do it."
Flipping off a cop
“Please don’t do that, please! I’d pray to Bhunivelze if I have to.’’
What is it with men & their egos. Especially if they were dared by their own comrades to commit foolish acts. He is the type to follow the crowd from time to time. This concept of his brought her to her last nerves, but it’s one of those feature that she couldn’t change it no matter how much she wanted to.
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loudwhispersandquietlions:
Chugging an entire bottle of hot sauce
Admitting a crush
Running a red light
Kissing your muse
Flipping off a police officer
Setting a chip on fire and eating it
Telling a bad pun
Proposing to your muse (real or fake, you decide)
Starting a flash mob
Commencing an impromptu rap battle
Killing a man
Robbing a gas station
Stealing a car
Carrying your muse someplace
Pushing your muse out of a helicopter, with or without a parachute
Playing a game of chicken with cars
Send me “Hoe Don’t Do It” and I’ll generate a number
#To be fabricated#I'm going to sleep in a few#&& I saw what people replied on the other post I'm dead
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✖ ;|| “I have better fashion sense then Lightning.”
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Send me a ♛ If you want my Skype.
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zeroesnumbereleven:
“Wait a minute! I’m not a dog or anything! Then again it would help me shut up with these bad pick up lines…”
✖ ;|| “You sure you’re not a dog? Few moments ago you were howling like one.”
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zeroesnumbereleven:
“Just, punch me in the jaw or something everytime I say something weird. I’m really not wanting to say this stuff.”
He pinched his nosebridge and sighed heavily.
“I really need your help on this Lumina.”
✖ ;|| “I don’t know if I can ‘less you want a muzzle covering your face!’’
Jumping up and down in joy.
“That’s a prefect idea we should do it.’’
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zeroesnumbereleven:
“I can’t stop myself! I keep trying to force myself to stop saying this stuff but it just comes out! Man I’m starving and you’re looking really good, can I- NO! NO!”
Cue him gripping his head in frustration.
✖ ;|| “Please don’t ever say thst joking or not it’s damn weird.’’i
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zeroesnumbereleven:
“Lumina~! How’s it going? Please keep this conversation short because I don’t know how long I can keep my mouth shut about things that I can’t control. Like rearranging our alphabet to put my P next to your V. Please stop me.”
✖ ;|| “Oh god please don’t say that. I may be old, but that’s straight out disgusting.’’
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zeroesnumbereleven
✖ ;|| “Jack?!?!”
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warriorofvalhalla:
“ Are you trying to say I’m not the savior? Tch. I should just call you
an annoyance since we’re being honest. ”
✖ ;|| “But Lightning, I’’m so offend I can almost cry.’’
Rubbing her eyes hideously mimicking her cries.
“Haven’t mother told you if don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all.”
The most revolting smirk formed.
#{Vᴇʀsᴇ﹕₁₃ ᴅᴀʏs ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴇ}#Whoops there it is#tbh i don't care how long it takes for you to reply#it can take days or years and I wouldn't care
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The slender body rest a top of her resting tranquil to only the sound of one another breath. Usually the buzzing sound of silence drove her insane doing what it takes to fill the stage with noise. For the first time she enjoyed it? His breath slowed to a rhythmic pattern. His head rest top of her moving chest just hearing the steady drums beat away. Many view the heart beat as a sign that you are alive & human. She just simply view it as a ticking bomb waiting to go off at any moment. A hand brushed his hair out of his face as the corner of his lips formed his usual smile.
“Hey what are you doing?’’
She giggled as he buried his head closer. Pink stains her check as she took note to what he’s doing. The drum beat grew faster & faster. In a swift motion she pushed him off burring her head into her hands.
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laughs was going to change my url to infiniitus
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andimrobin:
“can we just take a moment to celebrate me?”
“i’m always the one who loves more, that’s my thing.”
“i take dumps standing up! i’m a man!”
“it really bums me out that i will never know the infinite joy of what it feels like to carry a child inside me.”
“open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.”
“i am a rugged, semetic prince!”
“do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings? how do you get anything done?”
“will you not stop until the whole world is aroused?!”
“i’m not putting on the kimono.”
“i just wanna be slapped around!”
“eat glass and die, you tramp!”
“you are so weird. can you ever just leave the room like a normal person?”
“i don’t want a refund on you.”
“a plant wearing underwear would be better than you!”
“i’m high on anxiety meds right now.”
“i am a child of divorce! i am delicate!”
“oh good, you can hear me. now i know i’m not a ghost.”
“nobody’s getting pregnant tonight!”
“boob season’s over for you!”
“there is something serious i have to tell you about the future. the name of my first-born child needs to be reginald veljohnson.”
“when you put it like that, it sounds amazing…and like prison.”
“i got an obligation…at a…sandwich meeting…to go to.”
“sorry to interrupt, i know the morning is the most sensual time of the day.”
“you’ve never been turned on by gas mileage?”
“so i have good news from the doctor—you don’t have rabies.”
“oh, look at the time! it’s butt-o-clock!”
“i’m a mess, i can’t sleep, i urinate constantly. i cried the other day listening to a techno song.”
“i’m not convinced i know how to read, i’ve just memorized a lot of words.”
“i’m staying positive, but i’m pretty sure this is where we die.”
“life’s messy. it kicks you in the ass. that’s right, i said ass.”
“you question my pajamas? you make me question our entire friendship!”
“i’m pretty sure i’m having a heart attack, and i haven’t arranged for anyone to clear my browser history.”
“you set fire to soda water. who does that? how do you even possibly do that? it’s not a flammable thing!”
“i’m gonna take you…respectfully.”
“i’m gonna have to turn off the tap! the sex tap!”
“have i ever made any decisions in my whole life? are we just living in the mind of a giant?”
“please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.”
“why are you wearing a suit? did you just apply for a loan or something?”
“i used to just think if i was proposed to i would notice it was happening.”
“does it say ‘share stuff’ in the constitution of america? no, i think not.”
“where are your nipples, man?”
“i just wanted to listen to taylor swift alone!”
“i saw him this morning and he just panic-moonwalked away from me.”
“let’s just suck it up and french a little.”
“been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. it’s like a taffy pole on a hot summer’s day.”
“they make shoes for your penis! they’re called pants!”
“i can’t believe i’m the sober one. that’s actually never happened before in my life.”
“please do not angry-fix the sink.”
“you my boo and i been missing you.”
“i feel like i wanna murder someone and also i want soft pretzels.”
“can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger?”
“first of all, you’re never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2016.”
“sandwiches and sex?! i want that!”
“are you sure you’re okay? you’re walking like a disney witch.”
“i’m like a sexual snowflake. each night with me is a unique experience.”
“this is a horrible neighborhood. there are youths everywhere!”
“guess whose personalized condoms just arrived?”
“damn it! i can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!”
“i hope you appreciate the fact that i have kept eye contact with you the whole time and have made no reference to the fact that you are practically naked.”
“are you like a bond villain? you just told me your whole plan.”
“why does your hair look so baby soft?!”
“i sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord just to feel something.”
“did you just make up a theme song for yourself?”
send me a new girl quote for my muse's reaction.
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Send 💓 for my muses reaction to yours listening to their heart beat.
#cute#To be fabricated#My rp Partner's on Hiatus ;-;#Will do replies in like 2 hours#Just got to finish packing
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